Weird Al Yankovic - Happy Birthday 

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Weird Al Yankovic - Happy Birthday 
 
Chorus:
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!  
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
 

Well it's time to celebrate your birthday
It happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli, and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's somethin' you can eat
A million people every day are starvin' in the street
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die!
 
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2nd Verse
Well, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits!
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?
 
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3rd Verse
(no music till key is specified)
Well, there's a punk in the alley, and he's lookin' for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buyin' everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today, there's misery and greed
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles
And have a piece of cake
 

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Happy Birthday
 
 

 

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