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I have filed a lawsuit against Truong, Polgar, USCF et al after it was proven that 2463 obscene posts impersonating me has been posted to the chess newsgroups. Here is the Mottershead Report proving this.

The case has been filed in the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York at 500 Pearl Street, New York NY 10007.

The case number is 07 CIV 8537

The judge is Judge Denny Chin

The Magistrate Judge is Judge Frank Maas

The suit seeks to overturn the results of the 2007 USCF Election on the grounds of election fraud and to reinstate the directors who were thrown out in that election until a new election can be held. The complaint alleges that defendants Susan Polgar and Paul Truong impersonated Sam Sloan and sent out three thousand obscene and pornographic newsgroup postings during the election campaign in order to discredit Sloan and get themselves elected so as to take over the USCF Finances.

The papers and pleadings filed in the Southern District of New York can be downloaded at the following addresses: Summons in Sloan vs. Truong.

Complaint.

Application for a TRO.

Unsigned Temporary Restraining Order.

Sam Sloan for Governor video on Google Videos.

Sloan defeats Shahade, Finishes Second in 1969 US Amateur Championship

Three books by Ishi Press have just been reprinted. Here they are:

How to Talk Dirty in Japanese and English is now available from the following book stores:

Latest Developments in New York Board of Elections Corruption Case:

Hard Disk Data Recovery Expert

I have had a serious problem with my hard drive, which crashed in October, 2006. As the hard drive contained books that I had written, it was necessary to recover it. I took it to all kinds of experts and none of them could do anything about it, plus I even had to pay.

I wish to report that I have finally been able to recover most of the data on my hard drive.

For this I have to thank Ephraim Hirshberg and his company, Atomic Bytes. I was referred to him by J&R; Computer World, where I had purchased my computer in 2002.

His website is

sherlockdatarecovery.com

Why I became a Student at the University of California at Berkeley

Renewed Motion to Disqualify Alexander Karam, Dorchen Leidholdt and Sanctuary for Families from appearing as counsel in this case

Complaint to Bar Against Manhattan Deputy Borough President

Here are documents demonstrating that my children were kidnapped, in PDF Format:

NEW TIME FOR THE SAM SLOAN TV SHOW

http://www.bcat.tv/bcat

Motion to disqualify Alexander Karam, Dorchen Leidholdt and Sanctuary for Families from appearing as counsel in this case

Appeal from Order of Douglas Wong - Affidavit of Support

Appeal from Order of Douglas Wong - Order to Show Cause

Transcript of Hearing before Judge Douglas S. Wong

Complaint against Judge Kristin Booth Glen

Order of Judge Kristin Booth Glen (PDF Format)

New DVD coming out: Origami (Japanese Paper Folding) for Children

Why there were so many deaths in the Earthquake in Kashmir

Wallace and Gromit, A Movie Review by Sam Sloan

Banned by Belinda, I cannot work in the Bronx Board of Elections

New DVD just out: Chess: Basic Openings and Endgames with Sam Sloan

Modern Dance Festival 2005

Complaint against Judge Douglas S. Wong

Places where Sam Sloan has lived

An Important New Theory: Did Chitralis come from Europe or Did Europeans come from Chitral?

Sam Sloan's Opposition to Petition to Cancel Runoff Primary for Mayor

Sam Sloan's Opposition to Petition to Cancel Runoff Primary for Mayor (PDF Format)

Abdul Khaliq insists he did not Eat the Horse.

DNA Tests have proven that I am the father of my daughter Sandra.

With these test results (in PDF Format), anyone who believes that I might be their father can have their own DNA test done and compare the results with the data I have posted and determine with a fair degree of certainty the likelihood that I am their father.

The United States Chess Federation is moving to Crossville, but the NBC Nightly News has just broadcast that Crossville, Tennessee is the leading center for methamphetamine production and use in the USA. SEE THE NBC NEWS REPORT HERE. Hundreds of children have been taken from their parents in Crossville, Tennessee because of this.

Thus far, I have made seven shows, two about the Crisis in Afganistan, two about Mario in Japan and three about chess.

The chess shows have been outrageously popular. Lesson Number two is online at http://www.ishipress.com/samchess2.asf. That show has been downloaded more than 800 times since it was posted last week.

Less popular is the Mario Show, which is online at http://www.ishipress.com/mario.asf.

The Sam Sloan Show will be starting as a regular weekly show on the week of June 26. Exact dates and times to be announced.

Hartland Snyder again scams Ishi Press

California State Tax Bill to Ishi Press

California State Tax Bill to Ishi Press - PDF Format

Tim Taylor Article in Chess Life magazine: Vastly worse than even I could imagine!

In my suit against members of the Board of the United States Chess Federation, the Order to Show Cause signed by Judge Gabriel Krausman and the Affidavit upon which it was Granted have been posted in PDF format.

Beale Treasure is buried behind my house

I have heard enough! Michael Jackson is Not Guilty!

The Sam Sloan TV Show.

Sandra Kimura Sloan prepares for the World Under-4 Chess Championship.

Sam Sloan is in line to become King of Monaco.

Free at Last! Free at Last! Bobby Fischer is Free at Last!

Bobby Fischer walks through Narita Airport wearing his prison denims while his smiling and dutiful Japanese wife Miss Watai pushes their airport luggage trolley behind him.

A page on this website is now the subject of a cable TV Show: Brooklyn Boy Makes Good in Japan.

Yes. The rumors on the Internet that Sam Sloan is dead are true!

Somebody even wrote a eulogy to Sam Sloan Pore Sam is Daid.

Here is my latest petition regarding the United States Chess Federation and my proposed Order to Show Cause in HTML Format.

Here in PDF Format are my latest petition regarding the United States Chess Federation and my proposed Order to Show Cause.

In case anybody doubts the truth and accuracy of what you are about to read here, one of my frequent critics made the following statement:

"Sam Sloan is nearly always right; the trouble is that his insights are so deep, and so far ahead of the time, that they appear incredible to the educated layman. I myself have occasionally made the mistake of thinking that Sam Sloan had made an error. Invariably, sometimes a year or more later, I had to admit my mistake.

"Jurgen R."

This is a real quote. You can find it yourself by searching at Chess Politics Newsgroup.

I have filed three petitions for a Writ of Certiorari in the US Supreme Court. All of the petitions I have filed seek to be reinstated on the ballot as a candidate for US Congress for the Tenth Congressional District of New York.

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Here are the petitions I have filed in the United States Supreme Court, in HTML Format:

Quiz based on real quotes about me or by me

Creighton Case: Here is my Motion to the South Carolina Court of Appeals to recall the remitter in both HTML Format and PDF Format.

Sloan vs. Rudiano: My petition for Certiorari has been accepted for filing in the United States Supreme Court.

Although the election is now over, Here is what I hope to achieve from my petition.

Character Problems with John Kerry

I seem to be winning my court case against the United States Chess Federation. Here is my latest Glorious Victory

Hearing Tomorrow in Goshen Supreme Court at 9:00 AM

Is Beatriz Marinello having trouble because of the Patriot Act?

Here is a Great Article posted in my Guestbook on Why Taiwanese women want Western Men

Creighton Case - Transcript of Hearing on April 6, 2004

Important news: The Order has been signed by Judge Horowitz in Sloan vs. Marinello, 2004-7739.

They are posted at:

Creighton Case - Transcript of Hearing of February 4, 2004

I have filed Suit against the United States Chess Federation and five of its board members.

Here are the documents I have filed in court, in both HTML format and PDF format:

Democrats need to be introspective: Kerry was a lousy candidate.

Photo in New York Sun for June 30, 2004 of Sam and Sandra Sloan

I have filed in the United States Supreme Court. Here are:

Republican Congressional Candidate Disqualified from Office

A bombshell has hit the Brooklyn Republican Party when it has been discovered that the candidate they had selected to keep Sam Sloan off the ballot was not qualified to hold office.

Harvey Clarke is the third candidate the Republicans have put forward to stop Sam Sloan from being their candidate, after Sloan was initially approved as the Republican Party candidate at a meeting on May 5, 2004. A week later, the Republicans made Adrienne Britton as their candidate, but she declined. Then, they made Isabelle Jefferson their candidate, but she declined as well. After that, they settled on Harvey Clarke.

The question remains: Who will the Brooklyn Republican Party turn to next in their increasingly desperate efforts to keep Sam Sloan from being a candidate for election?

US Marine

Loan Officer and a Mortgage Broker

I am running for election. I have instituted proceedings to validate my petitions. In New York Election Law there are two kinds of proceedings. One is a proceeding brought by your opponents to kick you off the ballot when the Board of Elections has put you on the ballot. This is called an "Invalidating Petition".

The other is a proceeding to put you back on the ballot after your opponents have filed an objection and had the Board of Elections kick you off the ballot. This is called a "Validating petition".

I was listed as a candidate on the New York City Board of Elections website until a few days ago when my name was taken off. This is because the Board of Elections kicked me off the ballot. Now, I have filed validating petitions with the Brooklyn Supreme Court. I expect to take this case up, possibly even to the highest court of New York State and then to the highest court of the United States. Many other candidates were kicked off the ballot but so far none of the others have filed an appeal. My appeal will apparently be the first. Of course, if I win, the other candidates who were kicked off the ballot for similar reasons will probably file appeals as well.

I have posted and will continue to post my court filings to my websites. This is for the convenience of other candidates who may want to copy and use them.

Here is what I have filed thus far:

Born in East LA, a Movie Review by Sam Sloan

Joe Tamargo, famous master of both chess and go, is seriously ill.

Sloan vs. Conroy, Independence Party of New York

Sloan vs. Rudiano, King's County Republican Party

New York Sun: Sam Sloan - Taxi to Afghanistan

June 7 Article in Courier Life about Sam Sloan for Congress

June 14 Article in Courier Life about Sam Sloan for Congress

First Slam on my Campaign for US Congress

Flatbush Life again publicizes my Campaign for US Congress

Affirmation of Aaron Maslow in Opposition to Sam Sloan for Congress

Who are these two beatuiful girls?

Why, they are my daughters, Jessica and Shamema Sloan.

My Daughters, Jessica and Shamema Sloan

Ever wonder how I make such beautiful girls? I have lots more like that.

This photo was taken on December 20, 2003, on the occasion of the marriage of my daughter, Shamema. Shamema was in the Marines and she married a Marine. She got out of the Marines on April 21, 2004 having served four years, including six month in the War in Iraq. Jessica writes on her blog that her ambition is to be "with my sister" and "become a grunt and fight in the war"!

Sam Sloan is a Candidate for US Congress

Peter Jennings Reporting: Jesus and Paul

How I got into the 1964 Republican National Convention

Hearing on Sloan Estate Appeal in Aiken set for Tuesday, April 6 at 11:30 AM

Sam Sloan and Family make ChessBase Magazine

Gata Kamsky to run for President of FIDE !!!!

John Forbes Kerry is the 11th Cousin of President George W. Bush

Martha Stewart has been railroaded !

Kerry's War Record is Fake!

Grounds for Appeal in Re: Helen Marjorie Sloan

Complaint to Judge Little, Aiken County Probate Court

Opposition to motion by Creighton Sloan to dismiss appeal

Saddam Hussein has been captured, and this time it is not a joke

POLL: What should be done with Saddam Hussein?

Complaint to Mayor Michael Bloomberg about Judge Levine

The Evergreen Party

Casablanca, A Movie Review by Sam Sloan

Movie Posters on sale on Ebay by Sam Sloan

Sam Sloan DNA test results are back

Creighton won the Court Case !!!

Sam Sloan is the cousin of Queen Elizabeth II of England

Affidavit in Opposition to Appointment of Creighton Sloan as Personal Representative

Mystery of my great-grandfather, Creighton Sloan

A "Pump-and-Dump" Fraud from Brain Games by David Levy

Raymond Keene responds Re: A "Pump-and-Dump" Fraud from Brain Games, by David Levy

The Story of Claire Laxson

Hannah Hingeheels

My solution to the Major Virus Problem this week

We buy houses for cash, no mortgage.

My son Peter will draw your picture with your girlfriend !!

Elvis Presley Lobby Cards from SamSloan

2003 USCF Election Results

Letter to Creighton's Lawyer

Who is Sam?

Peter Aravena Sloan, Travelling Chess Master

My son Michael wins award in Junior High School

My Son Peter posts sensational news about Gata Kamsky

Jim Eade's hit letter attacking Sam Sloan

Sandra Kimura Sloan at age 18 months

Bill Goichberg's Choices

Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave

Sam Sloan's Candidate's Statement for the July Chess Life.

The American Indians before 1491

Was Kirsan Ilyumzhinov the go-between from Boris Putin to Saddam Hussein?

A Brief History of Colonial & Continental Currency

The Case of George Rivas on Texas Death Row

UPDATE: My daughter is stationed at Al Jaber Air Base in Kuwait.

Shamema is now a lance corporal. Shamema said that she is one of the people who stands on the flight line and when the planes that do come back from bombing come back she disarms the weapons. So she is one of the first to know if they dropped bombs. see she arms and dearms all kinds of stuff including harriers but the harriars do not do any of the super dangerous stuff you know. She also disarms and arms F-18's F-16's and A- 10's." My daughter Shamema worked with the first US Marine killed in Iraq.

My daughter, Lance Corporal Shamema Honzagool Sloan, is trained on the Harrier Aircraft.

PFC S H Sloan
a/k/a Shamema Honzagool Sloan

Although women are exempt from combat duty, my daughter, Corporal Shamema Honzagool Sloan, does the most dangerous job imaginable. Her job is to arm the bombs on the airplanes before they fly out to combat missions. Then, when the planes come back, if there are some bombs remaining undropped and still in the airplane, her job is to disarm them. She arms and disarms bombs on F-16s, F-18s and A-10s.

I assume that the US Marines discovered her high intelligence and extreme steadiness and gave her this job for that reason.

Sam Sloan

US Military about to take Baghdad?

The Silent Invasion - Breast Cancer

A Better Way to Bring the USA a Gold Medal in Chess

US Woman's Chess Olympic Team formed

Dr. Lim Kok An has died - Ruled the World Chess Federation with an Iron Fist.

I am a candidate for election to the Executive Board of the United States Chess Federation. Here are my issues:

My Ancestors in the American Revolutionary War

What is the meaning of the term "Scot-Irish"?

Descendants of Lady Godiva

An Evil Woman is Finally Dead

Michael Jackson dangles his baby.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was involved in the Honzagool Case in the Bronx Supreme Court on March 26, 1982. In March, 2003, he was arrested in Rawalpindi, Pakistan and identified as the man most directly involved in the attack on the World Trade Center on 9-11. I have been saying for years that the same people involved in the Honzagool Case were the people involved in the two attacks on the World Trade Center.

Why did not the FBI listen to me? I have been saying that I know these people. I have met them. I know their names, I know where they are or have been.

I have been talking about the kidnapping of my mother and my daughter for years. Why don't they investigate the kidnappers? They do not. Instead, they investigate me. I have been telling that I know who the kidnappers are. Why don't they listen? If they had listened, perhap the people in the World Trade Center would not have died.

Take a look at the woman in the picture. Who is that woman? Is that Honzagool? She might be. She does look like that. Who is that child? What is certain is that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed knows Honzagool and perhaps knows where she is now, something which her own family does not know.

Is this woman Honzagool, mother of my daughter, Shamema? She possibly is!

Apology to the wrong Mansoor Ijaz

Here is the Reply of Mansoor Ijaz.

Here is the Second Reply of Mansoor Ijaz.

Saddam Hussein to debate George W. Bush ???

The SEC case against me was based on the testimony of a convicted securities crook

Demand that South Carolina Judge Recuse Herself

Nigerian Scam letters

Sure Sign that the War is about to Begin

Complaint to the Supreme Court of South Carolina

What brought down the Space Shuttle Columbia?

NEW POLL: How will the situation with Iraq End?

Was Albert Einstein a hoax?

Garry Kasparov is playing a computer in New York in the match of Man vs. Machine World Chess Championship.

Game 3 of Man vs. Machine. Position before 32. Rh5. Kasparov can force a draw with 32. Ng6+ Kg7 33. Nf4 Kh8. Instead, Kasparov played 32. Rh5 which loses to 32. ... Nxd4 threatening mate with 33. ... Nb3+. However, Kasparov could have lasted longer and possibly even survived with 33. Rh1. This probably explains the quick draws Kasparov made in subsequent games. Here, after 32. Ng6+ Kg7 33. Nf4, the computer must play Kh8 because Kasparov threatens Ne6+ followed by Qxf5 and winning the knight. Also, the Computer could not have played 32. Ng6+ Kg8 because of 33. Qxf5 Qxf5 34. Ne7+ forking king and queen winning the knight. A human player might easily have missed this and White would have won but Kasparov realized that the computer never blunders and never overlooks simple tactics like this.

Here is:

Letter to Administrative Law Judge Randy Frances Kandel

FBI Steps Up Manhunt for 5 Pakistani Dishwashers

It's Out: The Bobby Fischer Story appears today !!

Files reveal how FBI hounded chess king

Why is the USA planning to attack Iraq but not North Korea?

Vote for Anne Durney, Libertarian for Big Horn County Commissioner

Saddam Hussein is about to fall

My son Peter is a chess master and a talented artist

Why does the USA support Israel?

Big News: Russian newspaper predicts Kirsan Ilyumzhinov will be defeated for re-election in Kalmykia.

On October 23, 2002, the USCF passed an important resolution on Drug Testing by FIDE.

Looking to the Elections in 2004

Debate Among the Candidates for New York Governor

Article about Sam Sloan in "American Lawyer" magazine, October, 2002 issue

Khalilullah Nuristani of Nuristan, Afghanistan

Women Rape the Men in the Trobrian Islands Yam Festival

Guns too! We have a Miniature of the Colt six shooter that won the West

The Tribal Territories of Pakistan are a Land of Peace and Harmony

In November, 2002, an election will be held for President of the World Chess Federation ("FIDE"). Here are photos of the candidates.

My son, Peter Sloan Aravena, made the New York Times!

The Many Faces of Saddam Hussein

Shamema Chess News from Abu Dhabi

My Son Won at the New York Masters

An affidavit to inform the court of new developments

Chess Grandmaster Eduard Gufeld has died

All Drugs should be Legalized

General Objection filed by Albert Dedicke against Sam Sloan

Rare Currency notes

NY Libertarian Party Makes Terrible Blunder // I Endorse Sam Sloan For Congress

Albert Dedicke has succeeded in having Sam Sloan kicked off the ballot

USCF 2002 Election Results

My kids seem to get along with each other. Here are Sandra Kimura Sloan, Geeta Rankoth and Anusha Sloan playing together.

USCF Plans to Expunge the name "Bobby Fischer" from Chess

Here is the story of how I defeated eight time US Chess Champion Walter Browne: Sloan-Browne, Santa Monica, 1967

A Story of a Game without a Story, Soltis-Tamargo, 1976

My Uncle was a Bomber Pilot over Japan in World War II

"War's End" by Major Gen. Charles W. Sweeney

Why bomb Hiroshima?

Former President wins Idiot Prize for Stupidity

List of Victims of the Attack on the World Trade Center

Kirsan Ilyumzhinov holds Sandra Kimura Sloan.

Lindh Pleads Guilty, but to what? Lindh's Pragmatic Choice.

Nic Leobold for New York State Senate.

Nic Leobold defends Sam Sloan from attacks by Albert Dedicke

Sam Sloan's Mailing to USCF Delegates.

A picture of my son, Peter Aravena Sloan, has been published on the New York Masters website.

Medical Tests Prove: Semen Makes Women Happy!

Japanese Girl turns into a Banshee !!

Herbert Penzl and "A Grammar of Pashto"

Coups and Killings in Kabul

My mother, Dr. Marjorie Jacobson Sloan, 92, has died.

Obituary of Dr. Marjorie Jacobson Sloan

My son, Peter Aravena Sloan

Transcript of Proceedings to Sell My Mothers House at 917 Old Trent's Ferry Road in Lynchburg, Virginia

Sam Sloan has had a Great Day in Court.

A Hearing has been set in the Case of Sloan vs. TLC

Order to Show Cause why the TLC should not be held in Contempt

Petition to hold the TLC in Contempt

For Improved Rules of Chess

A Brief History of Sex in America

What you all just wanted: More pictures of Sam's baby:

Takeoffs of me

Debauchery in the Catholic Church: Tales from St Thomas: Part 1

Guess who this person is

Why I never write anonymously.

Scandal Rocks Miss USA Contest, New York Post claims.

Abandon All Hope ye Girls who enter here.

All is lost. Sam Sloan is married now. (Actually, there is still some hope.)

We met each other on the Internet, through this website.

Photograph of Innocent Young Girl about to be abducted by Evil Monster.

I have to make some money out of this, so: Here is a commercial website I am designing. (Any comments?)

TLC still refuses to obey court order

Woman's World Champion defeats World Chess Champion in a match.

Sam Sloan has won his court case against the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission.

This decision has been published in the New York Law Journal under "Decisions of Interest". Here is the full text of the decision as published in the New York Law Journal. (Registration and e-mail address is required.)

Here is the Summary of the Case as Published in the New York Law Journal.

Amherst County resident complains about the "hooplah" over the kidnapping of my daughter.

Wedding photograph of Sam Sloan and Kayo Kimura

Hindus to blame for rioting and killing in India.

Bill Clinton for Vice-President!!!

Bad news for the Aryan Nation: White Americans are not descended from Neanderthals.

Does Checkmate Really End the Game?: Here is a news clipping about Sam Sloan, age 11, from the 1956 Richmond News Leader.

Delany Sisters, the First Hundred Years by Kayo Kimura

Free John Walker Lindh !!

The Beginning of the War in Afghanistan

Bibi Lee killer has been arrested in New Zealand.

New Bobby Fischer Radio Interview, January 27, 2002.

Why John Walker is Being Tried in Virginia.

Bobby Fischer's Statements have been Misrepresented.

Keene accuses Levy of The Great Train Robbery.

Levy Finally Admits to Masterminding the Great Train Robbery.

Ricky Nelson and the Travelin' Man.

New Spam E-Mail from Russia asking for money for dog.

Ruslan Ponomariov is the new World Chess Champion.

The Unknown Girl Chessplayer is Unmasked!

I am running for New York State Assembly from the 56th District.

I am running for election. Here are my issues.

Abolish Rent Control !!

New photo of the House of Honzagool.

Here are pictures of my new baby:

United States Chess Championship begins

Protest to the Executive Board of the United States Chess Federation

Why Kramnik Can't Get No Respect as World Chess Champion.

Alexandra Kosteniuk is the new Anna Kournikova of chess.

My son Peter Julius Aravena Sloan is a rated chess master and a 23 year old practicing artist and designer.

I was invited to the Bloomberg inauguration, since I had been a Bloomberg volunteer, and there I met an old friend from 30 years ago Dr. Joyce Ilson.

Rusudan Goletiani has not been treated fairly.

My friend Zhu Chen is the new Woman's World Chess Champion.

Zhu Chen defeats Alexandra Kosteniuk for Woman's World Chess Championship.

I have always believed that there is no such thing as race and that All Men Really Are Created just about Equal. Evidence keeps coming in that my thesis is correct. Here are findings about The Human Family Tree: 10 Adams and 18 Eves.

Sam Sloan has filed a lawsuit in New York Supreme Court against Mayor Rudy Giuliani and the NYC Taxi and Limousine Commission.

Here is the Verified Answer of the TLC.

Here is my Order to Show Cause

Here is my "Notice of Claim"

Notice of Intent to file Suit Against NYC Taxi and Limousine Commissioners

While I was in Jalalabad Prison in 1978, I invented a chess opening which has become known as The Jalalabad Defense.

Did George Bush Approve the Kidnapping of Sam Sloan's Daughter?

Son of Famous Chess Master dies in Combat in Afghanistan.

John W. Collins, chess master, teacher and author, has died.

Zeliakov - Furdzik scandal at the FIDE World Chess Championship

If you are planning to go off and fight in Afghanistan soon, here is everything you need to know about Afghan Hats.

Want a List of terrorists who have infiltrated this country? Here is Raja's List of Terrorist Collaborators.

Pope John Paul browses the Internet for Porn.

One of my California neighbors becomes A battlefield hero in Afghanistan

Don't forget, I play chess too! Here is: Another Glorious Victory for 1. g4

A True Story about High School Cheating

Now that it is legal to play chess in Afghanistan again, you will naturally want to visit the Kabul Chess Club.

Queen Victoria and the Lynchburg Story

King John: The Father of Us All

Beware Burhanuddin Rabbani

American Airlines Flight from JFK Airport has crashed into Rockaway Park

Kayo's Baby Born Today

Sandra Kimura Sloan was born today, Sunday, November 11, 2001 at 4:02 AM EST at Elmhurst Hospital, Elmhurst, Queens, New York. The baby weighs 7 pounds 15 ounces or 3.60 kilograms. She is 49 centimeters long. She is an extremely healthy, active and good looking baby and appears to have dark blue eyes, although it is too early to tell.

Kayo Kimura, 35, delivered the baby after 13 hours of labor without using pain killers of any kind. About one hour prior to giving birth, Kayo requested a pain killer and this was prepared for her but the nurse mentioned that this might delay the birth of the baby by an hour because Kayo would not know when to push. Hearing that, Kayo changed her mind and said that she did not want any pain killers.

Sandra Kimura Sloan

The baby was delivered by Dr. A. Kremer, assisted by Suzanne Malconado, RN, and Sam Sloan, the father. I had seen babies born before but never this close, where I was holding Kayo's head and one of her legs to help her push the baby out.

Now that American forces are in Mazar-i-Sharif, they will naturally be interested in visiting the "khaima" there.

Map of Afghanistan

Case Was Dismissed, And So Was Girlfriend

Victoria's Secret: Who was Queen Victoria's real father?

Bloomberg shows that he might be a good mayor after all .

Early Returns Show Mark Green Well Ahead

All Charges Dropped in "Cybersex Torture Case"!

Sam's Plan to Divide Afghanistan has been approved!

A Permanent Solution to the Afghanistan Problem

What about the Hazara of Central Afghanistan?

Photos of the Hazara of Central Afghanistan

Pamela Harriman, the Woman who made Bill Clinton President.

Was it beneath the personal dignity of Thomas Jefferson to consort with any black slave?

What is Bush waiting for? Bush Fiddles while Sam Burns.

Fabulous Libertarian Dance Party

Abdul Khaliq and SERV

Now, I am able to bring you the family trees I have created for various famous persons. Here are some of them: Royal Family of Europe

I have gone on a binge of making family trees lately and I have just made a family tree of all or almost all of the Royal Families of Europe combined.

Here are a few of the famous people on my tree. These people are also useful as bookmarks to navigate around my tree:

Sam and Kayo at the Top of the World Trade Center

That genealogy, which I copied from "Tribes of the Hindu Kush" is on my website

Here are the trees of Famous Americans (and their slaves):

I am very, very upset about the plans of the Evil Monster to perpetuate himself in office

Group holding my wife, Honzagool, refuses to hand over Osama bin Laden

Why do the Afghans protect Osama bin Laden?

Afghans are in favor of a US attack on Afghanistan

Sam and Kayo at the Top of the World Trade Center

Estimated 30,000 Dead in World Trade Center Attack.

My daughter has an airplane. Would you like to see it fly? Here is Shamema's Airplane.

CLARIFICATION ABOUT M. ISMAIL SLOAN

Ever wonder who built the most extensive railroad system in the world, the system which serves New York City? Why, Sam Sloan built it, of course!!

Sad Story of an Italian Man and His Thai wife.

It Was Supposed to have been a Pleasant Sunday Afternoon in Bryant Park.

Prince Burhan-ud-Din of Chitral and the Indian National Army

Edward Winter Attacks Sam Sloan in Chess Life magazine.

Ashley Harkleroad: Will She Become the Next Kournikova?

Two healthy Orang Asli (aborigines) girls bathing in the clean river

Mariko Inori, female Go Champion.

Economy Minded Japanese Girls learn how to Save Money!

Complaint to the Disciplinary Committee of the New York State Bar against Michelle Manzione.

PETITION TO REHEAR MOTION TO VACATE

Here is a website I just created for somebody: The Hack Poet's Society

For those many of you out there who think that I am not a real person, I want you to know that five of my uncles were military officers who fought in World War II. My mother is Helen Marjorie Jacobson and my father is Leroy B. Sloan. All four of my mother's brothers were in the war plus one of my father's brothers. One of my uncles fought in the Battle of the Bulge as part of the Army Tank Corps. Another uncle fought in the Invasion of Iwo Jima. Yet another uncle dropped the A-Bomb on Japan.

In short, We Fought Battles Too!

I have posted the Sam Sloan Family History online at http://worldconnect.rootsweb.com/cgi-bin/igm.cgi?db=samsloan

I have posted Thomas Jefferson's Family Tree at http://worldconnect.rootsweb.com/cgi-bin/igm.cgi?db=samhsloan

Will an old Indian curse strike again? Will Baby Bush beat the Curse of Tecumseh?

Questions and Answers about My Escape from Jail in Afghanistan

Pocahontas: The Real Story

Why was Benedict Arnold called "A Benedict Arnold"?

Monica Lewinsky for Public Advocate of New York City

Chess Grandmaster Rusudan Goletiani has been approved for a green card

The Old Nigerian Scam is back in action.

Great news and a wonderful new way to get your rocks off. Dig this! The president's daughter is a lush!

Proof that English has 12 Vowels

Life with the Sister of Raja Ehsan Aziz

Surinder Singh is in a Coma!

Dirty Dancing dancer Jennifer Stahl has been murdered.

My Lost Babies

The Devil in the Church. Here is an article about me which was published in Italy in 1968. I wish somebody could translate it from Italian.

Complaint to the US Department of Justice

Kayo's Homework Assignment

Why do they say "irashaimase"?

For the first time since October 7, 1990 I am able to have a photo taken of myself with my daughter.

This photo was taken at the Marine Air Base in Yuma, Arizona on March 8, 2001. The beautiful girl to the right is my daughter. The gnarled old man to the left is me.

Sam Sloan and Shamema Honzagool Sloan at the Marine Air Base in Yuma, Arizona on March 8, 2001

Daya has asked me to post photos of her four kids on the Internet.

Sopo Tkeshelashvili, the world's most beautiful chess grandmaster (in my opinion).

The Story of Akiko Geisha.

Are these Floozies at the Bar or Chess Grandmasters?

Tim Redman accuses Sam Sloan of Sexual Harassment

Here is The Most Beautiful Girl I ever played a Chess game against

My son, Peter, is now studying Art in Spain and has his own website of his drawings.

Ever wonder Why does Sam like the Republic of Georgia so much? This should explain it.

My Krush is better than Your Krush

I do not have anything new to report about my other two children, Mary and Anusha.

Still working on it. My girlfriend Kayo is right now on a flight from Japan to come to see me in America. I am leaving for the airport to pick her up in a few minutes.

I am going to let my children take ove this web site temporarily, which they are always trying to do anyway. Here is what some of my kids are doing:

Shamema Honzagool Sloan at the Marine Air Base in Yuma, Arizona on March 8, 2001

Tom Dorsch compliments My Book

Mystery of Mary Sloan, Titanic Survivor

John Holmes, Movie Star

Petition to Recall Members of the Executive Board of the United States Chess Federation

WWF or USCF: Which is better?

Here is a picture of a Village Girl in Dok Am Tai, Thailand.

Here is a picture I took in Thailand. You will see right away why I never used it before. The girls are cute but the lighting was bad so the pictures came out lousy. Still, my photos of hookers in Thailand are popular. I put them in hard-to-find places because I know that this is what you really came here for.

Garry Kasparov Quiz: Do you have what it takes to play like him?

Driving My Taxi into the 21st Century: New Edition.

Shamema Honzagool Sloan with Kayo Kimira at the Marine Air Base in Yuma, Arizona on March 8, 2001

Several readers have asked me what happens next in my screenplay "Hard Times in Tokyo, Japan". Here is What happens next in "Hard Times in Tokyo, Japan".

Anand wins World Chess Championship (in my personal opinion).

Mayor Lindsay, I knew him well.

Reports of Checks from New Delhi World Chess Championship bouncing.

Sam's Crystal Ball reveals: Bush will win in the United States Supreme Court.

I am now in Istanbul, where the World Chess Olympiad is taking place. I am issuing daily press reports on the developments in the Olympiad. Here are my daily press reports so far:

Viruses on the Internet.

We are going public! We will be offering an IPO of 500,000 shares of stock at $10 per share. Our offering is not out yet, but now you can read letters we have received from various state regulators concerning securities offerings on the Internet. We recommend that you read these letters, so as to be able to make an informed decision as to whether to buy our stock The letters are from Alabama, Alaska, Illinois, Kansas, Maine, North Dakota, Ohio, Oregon, South Dakota and Tennessee.

I am on my way to Istanbul, Turkey for the World Chess Olympiad. I will be stopping by the Republic of Georgia on the way.

I will be away from the USA from October 28 until November 12, 2000. While I am gone, you will probably not be able to contact me at my regular e-mail address, so please write to me at samhsloan@yahoo.com or at samhsloan@aol.com.

The USCF Shows YOU how to improve your chess.

Kayo mounts Sam. Kayo is on top.

The Bush-Gore debate

The World's Strongest Go players vs. God

Criminal Theft of Ishi Press name in England.

Latest Adventures of Kayo and Sam: Sam Sloan drives through Wales with Kayo Kimura.

Mayor Giuliani cuts funds for public health clinics

Today's New York Times Examines the Earl Washington case.

My Daughter's Graduation from US Marines Boot Camp.

My Daughter, Shamema Honzagool Sloan, has graduated from the US Marines Boot Camp.

The graduation ceremony took place on August 18, 2000 at 9:00 AM at Parris Island South Carolina.

Parris Island is located in an alligator swamp.

PFC S H Sloan
a/k/a Shamema Honzagool Sloan

Shamema has been promoted to Private First Class.

My daughter has completed Marine Combat Training ("MCT"). My daughter is now an expert in hand-to-hand combat. However, my daughter still needs to practice her amphibious landings.

I visited my daughter at Parris Island during Family Day on August 17, where she gave me this photo.

However, the next day, General S. A. Cheney, commander of the camp, banned me from attending the graduation ceremony due to a problem with FBI agent Mike Hagen.

During my trip to South Carolina, I was able to retrieve 950 pages of court documents. Here is the Opinion of US Magistrate Judge Marilyn Go in which she says it was perfectly legal for Charles and Shelby Roberts to kidnap my daughter.

I would hope that almost all regular readers of this website would be able to see many things wrong with this decision.

Prediction: Gore will defeat Bush by a 20 point margin.

Famous People who have ridden in my taxi: Latest edition: Put a red circle around her name: She is Liqun Song, a leader of the Falun Gong, a mystical religious sect which has 100 million followers in China.

Judge Sue H. Roe allows my mother's money to be stolen.

Docket Sheet of Virginia proceedings showing that Charles Roberts kidnapped Shamema Honzagool Sloan

Here is an official State Department memo showing that Charles Roberts tried to have Shamema Kidnapped in Colombo, Sri Lanka.

Fake Letter from Honzagool (with a real signature of Honzagool at the bottom)

Nikanama, or Marriage Certificate, between Ismail Sloan and Honzagool

Here is Sam Sloan's Parole Granted by Virginia Parole Board.

Order appointing Frank G. Davidson as Guardian ad litem for Helen Marjorie Sloan.

Here is the Wanted Poster for Charles Roberts, Wanted for Kidnapping. Here is the Letter my mother was forced to sign after being kidnapped. Here is the Report regarding Petition for the Appointment of a Conservator for Dr. Marjorie Sloan. Here is the Letter from Sovran Bank to Dr. Marjorie Sloan.

I know it is not fair to make fun of Chelsea who has taken over from Hillary as Head of State, but here is a picture of Chelsea getting drunk with an African man.

Go and Go Seigen.

I am now on my way to England. (The good thing about England is that they speak English there, sort of.)

Kayo Kimura discovers the Internet and Kayo Kimura attempts to comb Sam Sloan's hair.

Here is: The Story of Oscar Ernesto Lopez.

I get more than 50 letters per day with comments on my website. Most of them are negative. Here is a guestbook, where you can shout at each other about this: Comments on Sam Sloan's website.

A passenger in my taxi who is not yet famous, but wants to be: Helen Hyun-Young Choi, Korean Opera Singer.

Richard Reimer has died.

King Maker Sam Sloan does it again!. As a direct result of the fame brought to Joseph Lieberman by Sam Sloan, Vice-President Gore has nominated Lieberman to be his successor.

Read about Senator Joseph Lieberman, a Man who is Without Sin.

United States Senator Proposes to set up Internet Sex Group

WARNING: The USCF is Radiating software into Your Hard Drive!

Habu's Brain makes Chess Life magazine.

Here are Common Internet Hoaxes.

Hoaxes can be almost as dangerous as viruses. Here is about the SULFNBK.EXE virus hoax.

Kayo Kimura Emergency

Has Bill Clinton been reading Sam Sloan's web site?

Did Monica have Sex with the President?

The true mark of a famous man is that he has ridden in Sam Sloan's taxi. On Sunday, July 23, 2000 at 9:54 PM, Woody Allen missed his chance at true fame when he passed up the opportunity to ride in my taxi.

Sam Sloan

Impeach Judge Turk!

Rusudan Goletiani: Fantastic Result in New York Super Summer Action Open

Many people do not believe that I argued my own appeal before the United States Supreme Court and that there are 20 published opinions in the law books of cases I have presented.

Here are a few of them.

My taxi driving pages have become among my most popular. Here is the latest: Driving My Taxi on June 17, 2000.

He can run, but he can't hide. New York's hated Mayor Rudy Giuliani has turned City Hall into an armed fortress where nobody can get in, but that did not stop a Russian spy satellite from taking this picture of his royal palace from hundreds of miles up.

Downtown New York City photo made by Russian Spy Satellite.

Map of Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, China and Tajikistan showing location of ancestral home of my daughter, Shamema.

Now I know why my kids get head lice: Chemicals no longer kill them!.

Dmitry Schneider wins Greater New York Junior Chess Championship.

Missing Child? Every Parent has this Fear.

Hillary Clinton Campaigns for New York Senate

Rape Victim Haila : Victim of Systemán González , and my own daughter, Shamema Honzagool Sloan. There are differences, of course. Perhaps the most significant difference is that Elian is an illegal alien in America, and therefore the INS has jurisdiction, whereas my daughter Shamema was born in New York City and thus is an American citizen.

Similarities are that Charles and Shelby Roberts are heavily armed and were prepared to use force to prevent the recovery of my daughter. While group holding Elian Gonzalez is driven by hatred for Fidel Castro, the group holding my daughter is driven by religious fanaticism and the desire to raise my daughter in their religion and not in the religion of the parents.

Also similar is that Charles and Shelby Roberts and their co-conspirators in the kidnapping of my daughter are surrounded by an army of fundamentalists Falwellites, who would have created the same sort of situation as now exists in Miami.

However, a key difference is that those who were holding Elian Gonzalez in Miami were not criminals. Rather, they rescued him from the sea. The kidnappers of my daughter are hard core criminals who stole her from the front yard of my house.

Elian Gonzalez has been returned to his father. When will the kidnappers of my daughter be arrested and sent to prison for their crimes?

US Supreme Court vacates two Virginia Death Sentences

Reforming the Virginia Death Penalty System.

Bibi Lee, murder victim

Now my kids are addicted to Mega Man Legends, a Playstation video game, and play it all the time.

Peter Sloan's art

How I Became an A Player.

Martha Fierro and Tony Miles.

BREAKING NEWS STORY: David Levy accuses Raymond Keene of misappropriating 50,000 British pounds for Kasparov World Chess Championship match in London.

FOLLOWUP: World Championship Company started with "borrowed" money.

Ray Keene responds to accusations by David Levy.

Braingames Network (BGN) announces Kasparov World Chess Championship match.

My e-mail did not work for 45 hours, but now seems to be working again. I normally get more than 100 e-mails per day. If you have sent me a letter within the last two days and have received a bounce message back, please send it again.

Judge Chin Brandt suffers from Brain Rot.

Happy Birthday, Mother! My mother is 90 years old. She was born on St. Patrick's Day, March 17, 1910.

Here is my Complaint mailed to Chief Executive General of Pakistan Pervez Musharraf. (I also mailed a copy to the Prime Minister of Pakistan, just in case he ever gets out of jail.)

In order to prevent me from recovering my kidnapped daughter, they had me arrested on the afternoon before I was scheduled to argue orally before the Supreme Court of Virginia. As a result I never made it to the oral argument. Here is the Letter Scheduling Oral before the Supreme Court of Virginia.

More Evidence of Rape by Russian Forces in Chechnya.

Photo of Lauren Bessette, Carolyn Bessette and Lisa Ann Bessette walking together just days before Lauren and Carolyn were killed along with JFK Jr. in an airplane crash..

Here is a photo I consider to be shocking. Do you agree?

Forged Signature? Richard Peterson, a top scholastic chess organizer, says that this is his real signature but that his signature was forged on another document.

Here are the two most popular stars in America, and on the Internet today: Britney Spears, pop sensation, and Jennifer Lopez, winner of the Grammy Award.

Virginia's Switched Babies Case is Heating Up Again.

Icelandic Girls on Wall Street.

Icelandic Girls: It all started when.

Ishi Press wants to publish the Eichmann Memoirs.

Jenny Jones examines the issue of Big Boobs.

Their version of the story: Response filed by Charles and Shelby Roberts in the Virginia Court of Appeals.

I am constantly bombarded with letters expressing mostly disagreement with my article about the Kashmir Conflict. In the hopes of starting a 4th war between Pakistan and India, I have just created a guestbook where these opinions can be posted: More Letters about the Kashmir Conflict - Who is right, India or Pakistan?

John McCain, next president of the United States!

I thought the outcome was clear. There was no longer be any doubt. McCain was going to win. But in Virginia, McCain criticized Jerry Falwell, the man who was involved in the kidnapping of my daughter, and called Falwell "evil". That brought an end to the McCain candidacy.

I am concerned about the Bush victory in Virginia and especially about how he obtained it. Right-wing Christian zealots voted for Bush by 6 to 1. These are the same sort of people who kidnapped my daughter Shamema and explains why I cannot get her back. If Bush wins, there is no chance that the kidnappers of my daughter will be arrested, prosecuted and sent to prison where they belong.

He represents Robert De Niro, Marla Mapes, Tatum O'Neal and Mia Farrow. He is William Beslow, New York's top divorce lawyer. But, before he represented any of them, he represented Sam Sloan in the Honzagool case.

Here is the World's Worst Porn. I created this in an obviously failed effort to learn Photoshop. Will anybody help me make this into some good rocks-off porn?

Here is the Plot to Pok?mon.

Dirty Dancing is one of the all time great movies.

There are riots going on right now outside of my apartment building, about the Amadou Diallo verdict. Just imagine what you would have done, if had you been Amadou Diallo.

New Scandals have broken out in the World of Chess, the most important of which is an effort by the Russian Mafia to take control of the World Chess Federation at a meeting scheduled for next week in Morocco.

Here are reports on these new scandals:

Here is that article

What a hypocrite! It is going to be really tough to get laid now, as Clinton Signs Tough Date Rape Law.

DNA Studies show: One in seven fathers is 'not the real parent'.

Here is a dirty story pertaining to date rape that somebody posted on the Internet. This story is presumably a fantasy and does not reflect reality: (Do you think it is a fantasy?) Submitted Experiences: Drunk Daughter-In-Law.

George Koltanowski, the greatest showman and promoter that chess has ever known, is dead at age 96.

Everybody knew him and had a story about him. Here is My Koltanowski Story.

Miss America now sells Hot Dogs on New York City Streets.

The US Memory Championship in New York City on Saturday, February 5, 2000. They would not let me enter because they said that I came too late. It would be nice if I could say that I did not get to the US Memory Championship on time because I forgot about it, but that was not the reason. The real reason was that they forgot to put up a web site about it.

The event was won by Tatiana Cooley, who has won every year the event has been held.

I predict that the presidential race will be Bradley vs. McCain. While Bush is to be commended for his long and apparently successful struggle against alcoholism, his recent comments show him still to be a jerk. Gore is too weak and would not even be in the race were he not already vice-president. McCain has a weakness which had not yet come out: Some Viet Nam veterans claim that McCain collaborated with the enemy and thereby got preferential treatment during his years as a prisoner of war.

Here is the Suit to Require that Shamema Honzagool Sloan be allowed to attend public school.

My mother's lawsuit to lift the freeze on her bank account and to recover her stolen funds.

My mother pleads with her Family to Stop their Harassment.

Most of us have good things about us and bad things about us. However, there is one man in America who is 100% pure evil and there is no good in him at all. The name of that man is Rudy Giuliani.

Is it possible that I am related to John Sloan, the Famous Artist?

Washington Post reports that "Jefferson Paternity Called Likely - Group Says It's Probable Hemings Bore His Child".

Towards a Sociolinguistic Profile of the Khowar Language.

Judge Gamble tries, convicts and sentences Ismail Sloan to jail in absentia and removes his counsel. I hope just about everybody can see many things wrong with this, plus Judge Gamble is a close personal friend of Charles and Shelby Roberts and assisted them in their kidnapping of my daughter, Shamema Honzagool Sloan.

Shamema Honzagool Sloan stands at the Northern Most point of Thailand. She and her brother and sister hid there for days in 1990 while Charles and Shelby Roberts were trying to kidnap them all.

Here is: Judge Janow's decision of 6/24/91 awarding custody of Shamema Sloan to Charles and Shelby Roberts who had kidnapped her on 10/7/1990.

It is Perfectly Obvious How Kennedy was Really Shot!.

Dr. Laurence Badgley threatens to Sue Sam Sloan, thereby joining Paula Jones and Miss America.

President and Hillary Clinton provide children with a civics lesson on how the government really works.

Screen Goddess Hedy Lamarr has died.

Surinder Singh is in jail! I succeeded in having Surinder Singh arrested at 10:00 AM, Thursday, January 13, 2000. It now seems that he is being deported to India.

Here is my latest masterpiece: Driving My Taxi into the 21st Century. This story is 101% true.

Here are: Photos of the 16 top ranked Japanese Female Go Players and here are Photos of the 16 top ranked Japanese Male Go Players.

Here are All 150 Pokemon monsters and their trainers (You will need to wait several minutes for all the files to download).

FANTASTIC NEWS: December 21, 1999: The Jovanovic conviction in the "Cybersex Torture Case" has just been reversed. Check your morning newspapers, as this news will be in every newspaper in New York, possibly in every newspaper in the USA.

The grounds for reversal were exactly the grounds which have been cited on this web site, that evidence was withheld from the jury vital to the defense.

Here news articles about this decision:

Here is a picture of Jerry Falwall squeezing the hand of my daughter, Shamema. What gives Falwell the right to squeeze the hand of my minor child? Neither I nor the mother of my daughter, who lives in Pakistan, gave him permission to do this.

Jerry Falwell squeezes the hand of Shamema Honzagool Sloan, daughter of Sam Sloan

Public School 111 in New York City has Banned Pokemon from the school.

Dorchen Leidholdt takes over Sam Sloan's old office.

Scientific Study Concludes: Rape is a natural consequence of Evolution.

Rudy Giuliani shows how to run New York City at a profit.

Fascist dictators are known for making the trains run on time. However, our "Midtown Mussolini" cannot make the trains run at all. He is not even a very good Fascist.

FIDE responds to allegations that one million dollars was embezzled from the World Chess Championship prize fund.

Here is a Testimonial to Sam Sloan.

I am a big fan of TS Music.

A lawyer expresses an opinion on the Passion Julinsey case.

I have now learned Java. Here are some Elementary Go Problems by Sam Sloan and some Advanced go problems.

I am now the Managing Director of Ishi Press (Japan) as well as the President of Ishi Press (California). Here is the Ishi Press (Japan) Company Registration document. This document will enable me to go after the scoundrels who stole at least a half million and perhaps over a million dollars from my company, namely: Hartland Snyder, Elwyn Berlekamp, Nathaniel Be,kowitz and James W. Connelley.

This is going to be the hottest letter I have ever received. I am just glad that I am out of the country now: A Candid Opinion on the Problem of Rape.

Is Sam Sloan the "Black Sheep" of his family as some relatives say he is? Here is a letter from his mother, Dr. Marjorie Sloan, about this.

News reports have made it clear that John F. Kennedy Jr's airplane crash was actually the fault of his wife, Carolyn Bessette.

Ishi Press corporate registration document, page 1

I have scanned some documents from the Honzagool Case in Pakistan. Here they are:

Learn How to Talk Dirty in Japanese and English

Japanese version of this book

My new girlfriend's father is from Hiroshima. He survived the blast because he played hooky from school that day. I forgot to mention to her that one of my uncles was a bomber pilot in the Air Force who flew bombing missions over Japan and saw the Atomic Bomb drop on Nagasaki.

On my return to Japan after an absence of years, I am surprised to learn that a movie in which I appeared, a Japanese movie named "Mahjong Horoki", has become a bit hit with a cult following in the video market. I played a minor role in the movie as a professional mahjong hustler. I was able to get this part in the movie because I actually knew how to play mahjong and because of my Shogi Shodan Menjo.

With the new year on 1/1/1900 just around the corner, here are some more scandals in the world of chess:

Spam Attacks on Jane Fonda and Freedom of Speech

"Hanoi Jane" Fonda is being attacked by anonymous Internet Spam.

Looking for a place to post my Jane Fonda blurb, I stumbled into a newsgroup of Viet Nam veterans and encountered a fine gentleman by the name of Ming the Merciless.

Here is a New Letter to Honzagool.

Obituary of William J. Casey, Chairman of both the SEC and the CIA.

Beautiful women send me their pictures by e-mail Department: Here she is: Miss "Not Particularly Innocent".

Tom Dorsch thinks that I caused him to lose the election and, because of that, now he attacks me several times every day. Here are my answers to Tom's attacks for today:

Nymphos and Nymphomaniacs

Controversy has erupted in the Kasparov vs. Rest of the World match.

More adventures of Sam Sloan: Myriam Vanegas of Bogot?E Colombia.

Hu Long Hua, the Bobby Fischer of Chinese chess, meets a real tiger

El Pias newspaper reports that 12 players in the FIDE World Chess Championship still have not been paid.

Club Kasparov evaluates frequent posters in the chess newsgroups (including Sam Sloan).

There has been a Military Coup in Pakistan. (Maybe I can get my wife, Honzagool, back now.)

Will India or Pakistan Break up?

Ayub Subidar of the Chitral, Pakistan Scouts and My former Sister-in-Law in Chitral.

Write your own dirty story or erotic fantasy.

Passion Julinsey is looking for a job. Here is her r?sum?E/A>. (I would not want her to think that I have forgotten all about her.)

Sheldon Silver Continues to Veto the Second Avenue Subway.

Olivia Kidd, Sister of Shelby Roberts.

Kandy Esala Perahara.

The most notorious International Chess Master in history was probably Norman Tweed Whitaker. Here is More about Norman T. Whitaker. Larry Parr tells us about FBI Files on Norman T. Whitaker.

Here is A Poll of Porn. (There is no porn here. This is only a poll.)

The Sloan Brothers.

Tom Dorsch and his wife.

Congratulations Tom Dorsch (USCF Executive Director Mike Cavallo has resigned).

The same attorney who argued to the Virginia appellate courts that the Commonwealth of Virginias had the right to kidnap Sam Sloan's 8-year-old daughter appeared yesterday in the United States Supreme Court and argued that the federal courts lack jurisdiction to overturn a death penalty imposed by a Virginia State Court, even though the defendant's lawyer had been suspended for mental disability.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, wants to prove that she is a big girl now.

Melissa - Why do mothers give their daughters this name?

I do not know much about Pok?mon, but I do know that my daughter, age 7, screamed and cried for one hour until I bought her a deck of 60 Pokemon cards for $21.99!

Was there Really an Adam and Eve?

Neanderthal Man - How did he differ from Modern Man?

Trapped on the Internet? How do they do it? How do they create those porn sites that will not allow you to leave?

Mayor Giuliani has received 80 death threats so far this year, police reveal.

Encephalitis For Population Control and Profit: Life and Death in NYC 1999.

Here is: Matt LeBlanc, a famous person who has ridden in my taxi. Be sure to read the last part.

On October 7, 1990, my daughter Shamema, aged 8, was kidnapped by religious fundamentalists. She has never been recovered. Here are three pictures of my daughter, Shamema:

Adam, Eve and mitochondrial DNA

Sheldon Silver, a creep, a fraud, and a Member of the New York State Assembly.

Judith Campbell Exner dies - Mistress to President John F. Kennedy.

I have just completed my family tree. Most of what I have is the result of distant relatives seeing my web site and contacting me with additional information. I welcome all additions and corrections.

My origin is Irish, Swedish, Scottish and English. However, most of the family tree that I have been able to assemble comes from the Swedish and Scottish sides. In Sweden, my relatives have the names Jacobson and Pont?n. In Scotland, my relatives carry the Graham name.

Here is my family tree:

Warren G. Harding, one of America's greatest Presidents

Warren G. Harding and Norman T. Whitaker.

Disney exec arrested in underage online sex sweep.

Sailor Moon is now the most popular cartoon character in Japan and is starting to sweep America as well. Here is my new Sailor Moon page.

Raisa Gorbachov dies.

Here is a list of the 300 Most Popular Personalities on Sam Sloan's Web Site.

The facts about the Hare Krishna movement; synopsis by a long-time member, International Chess Master Jay Whitehead.

My daughter Shamema and the Kalash of Jinjoret Kuh.

Kalasha vocabulary and possible relationship with Greek.

Easter Island, one of the Great Unsolved Mysteries of the World.

Alexander Khalifman wins World Chess Championship.

Alexei Shirov's gambling style fails him in the long run.

Xie Jun defeats Galliamova in match for Woman's World Chess Championship.

Still Even More Proof that Girls Can't Play Chess.

Last Batch of Checks from FIDE World Chess Championship may be bouncing.

Kasparov - Anand match for the World Chess Championship will not be held this year.

World Chess Federation President Kirsan Ilyumzhinov takes the Hard Line.

Karen Birkedahl, 17, Sensation of the 1999 US Open Chess Championship.

I now believe that John F. Kennedy Junior rode in my taxi.

Famous People who have ridden in my taxi.

True Stories of Sailors on Alameda Island, California.

My Family History - The Graham Family .

Biography of my mother, Helen Marjorie Sloan, as published in the First Edition of "Who's Who of American Women".

Sloan, Jacobson and Graham Family History.

Evil Monsters Dorchen Leidholdt and Sister Theresa Courtney start to lose their grip.

Why is Oral Sex back in Fashion?

Important News Information: John F. Kennedy Jr. has eloped with Princess Diana. They are living on a remote island in the Pacific Ocean!

Mayor Giuliani cuts off the Hot Water in New York City Housing Projects.

Why did King Henry the Eighth have his wife's head chopped off?

On the Importance of Taking Pictures of Your Girlfriend.

Why International Chess Master John Peters calls Sam Sloan a "nut".

Gregory Serper Wins 1999 World Open Chess Championship.

My daughter, Shamema Honzagool Sloan, graduated from Jerry Falwell's Bible School on May 29, 1999.

Shamema Honzagool Sloan graduation photo

More Adventures of Sam Sloan: My visit to Chantaburi, Thailand.

Sam Sloan was interviewed on WCBS Channel 2 news and, one week later, Michael Sloan was on WABC Channel 7 News in New York City.

Carol Jarecki responds to accusations by Larry Parr and Tom Dorsch.

Everyone Asks: If your daughter was kidnapped, why don't you report it to the "law enforcement authorities"? Here is part of the answer: The Fourth Circuit: An Appeals Court That Always Veers to the Right .

Where were you when JFK was shot?

One of the Girls finally Confesses that She is not the Real Girl.

Long ago, I learned that nothing attracts viewers to a web site like pictures of beautiful women. I am always happy to receive photos of beautiful women by e-mail. (If you want to post on the WWW a candid photo of your former girlfriend, send it here.) Today I got lucky, and somebody sent me a photo of Srey Nean, a new Cambodian wife.

Web page design: BGCOLOR, chart of background colors

I was Mugged on the Train in Brooklyn.

I am thinking of Getting Raymond Weinstein out of jail.

Scientists Speed Up 'Evolution'.

Here is An International Chess Master's Views on the Bombing of Belgrade.

Here is My reply to an International Chess Master about the situation in Kosovo.

List of Objectionable Japanese Sites.

Are All Unmarried Japanese Girls Virgins?

Why Sam Sloan should be elected to the USCF Executive Board.

Here is one of those timeless questions: Why Do Women Spread their Legs when having Sex?

Tojo: War Criminal or Japanese National Hero?

People's Park, Berkeley Icon of the 60s, to be bulldozed?

I have been certified as a candidate for Executive Board of the United States Chess Federation.

Here are the Ratings of the Candidates for the USCF Executive Board.

Here are planks to my platform:

Clinton attorneys say president should pay $33,737, not $500,000

Why was President George Bush so kind and nice to Saddam Hussein?

In an utterly terrifying development, Miss America threatens to sue Sam Sloan. Here is My reply to Miss America threatens to sue Sam Sloan.

Lawyers for Paula Jones, who sued President Clinton, now threaten to sue Sam Sloan. Here is my initial reply.

Here is another terrifying legal threat: Demand for Retraction of Misrepresentations Made Regarding John W. Whitehead On Web Site www.samsloan.com/whitehead.htm.

Here is my Rebuttal to "The Fortress on the Hill".

Out of the Mist Looms, Maybe, the First Japanese.

Beautiful women write me letters asking me to post their pictures on my web site. But, what if two different girls claim to be the same person? For the past several days, I have been bombarded with letters from two different girls, each demanding to be recognized as the real girl on my web site. I cannot figure this one out, so I have decided to ask my readers: Which one is the Real Girl?

Here is my review of "Cruel Intentions", a new movie about teenage sex and seduction.

If you think I throw in gratuitous references to teenage incest just to get people to read my web site, I want you to know that I am not the only one. The New York Times does the same thing. Here is The New York Times movie review of the latest spate of teen-sex-incest movies, movies where no virginity survives.

Here is a famous old story of Arabia: The Story of Abu Samat.

I have a big hit with my essay on the Kashmir Conflict - Who is right, India or Pakistan? Here are Letters I have received about the "Kashmir Conflict - Who is right, India or Pakistan?".

Ever wanted to know how to commit an assassination? You have come to the right place. I have right here the Report by the CIA on How to Commit an Assassination! Here is the complete "CIA Study of Assassination".

Anna Kournikova has nothing to worry about. Monique Viele, who was reputed to be the next Kournikova, is no competition at all.

Maurice Ashley makes The New York Times.

Why do Christians Celebrate the Birth of Christ on December 25, and will the Year 2000 be a leap year?

Here is an important message from my classmate from fifth grade: The New Millennium Begins Today, March 19th, 1999.

Zsuzsa Polgar, Woman's World Chess Champion, gives birth to baby boy.

Anatoly Karpov threatens again to sue FIDE.

Judge Lorin Duckman, a judge who got a bum rap.

A bombshell has broken as: Ken Starr asks for criminal investigation of his own spokesman over leaks.

People keep asking me how it is possible that my daughter was kidnapped, and there is nothing I can do about it. Here is how. This is a letter I have just received, dated March 5, 1999: Response to Complaint, from Virginia Judicial Inquiry and Review Commission.

Cheating in the World Computer Chess Championship. Did Cray Blitz really have a win?

Here is More about Cheating in the World Computer Chess Championship and Robert Hyatt responds to: "More about Cheating in the World Computer Chess Championship".

Woman Sentenced for allowing her 15-year-old daughter to hire a Male Stripper!

Talk about a tasteless question! But six people wrote me recently, independently of each other, all asking this question. Inquiring minds need to know! Is Webster Hubbell Chelsea Clinton's real father?

Stanley Kubrick dies: By fantastic coincidence, three of his movies are cited on my web pages. - I wonder why.

It is not only me who has this problem. Here is a reader who wrote me about Problems with Having an Asian Wife. Submissions on this topic are welcome.

Judge Gamble, one of the criminals who kidnapped my daughter, was re-elected by the Virginia General Assembly. Here is my Follow-up Complaint to Virginia Judicial Inquiry and Review Commission.

Here are Seduction Stories: Please read them and submit your own.

Thanks to "Asshole of the Month" Dorchen Leidholdt, Surinder Singh beats up Dayawathie Rankoth.

Viagra testimonial: Man, 63, has new wife, 30, and forthcoming child, all because of Viagra!, whereas Some Women get little kick from Viagra, new study finds.

Supreme Court Justice Blackmun Dies.

Disastrous News: The pill is approved in Japan!.

As her book is released, Monica Lewinsky is interviewed on TV

Internet Casino Gambling is now a billion dollar business, too big to be ignored. I have just created a. List of 178 Internet Casino Gambling sites. NOTE: I am not endorsing these sites. I know nothing about them. I have never played on any of them. I just made this list for my own purposes to see what is out there.

Here is the Federal Grand Jury Indictment of Bobby Fischer and the Federal Warrant for the Arrest of Bobby Fischer.

Here are documents connected with the kidnapping of my daughter, Shamema Honzagool Sloan:

In a desperate effort to prevent Sam Sloan from informing the public that Virginia Governor James Gilmore is guilty of kidnapping, Gilmore signed a bill today to stop Internet "spam"

As Juanita Broaddrick herself has long recognized, there are problems with her case.

Bragging Rights - My son defeated International Chess Master Jay Bonin.

My daughter Jessica is a big fan of V. C. Andrews. Jessica has read 16 V. C. Andrews books, which is good because Jessica is only 10 years old. Jessica asked me to collect All the information I could find about V. C. Andrews.

Recent remarks by Jerry Falwell to the news media have produced Proof that Jerry Falwell really did kidnap my daughter Shamema.

Is Chelsea Clinton really Bill Clinton's daughter?

Hillary Clinton for President of the United States!

Because of our name, Ishi Press, many people think we have something to do with the last wild American Indian, whose name was Ishi. This is a coincidence. "Ishi" means "go stone" in Japanese. However, they found our brain (no jokes about this please): Long-Lost Preserved Ishi Brain Found.

Here is the nice sort of scandal that makes us smile: Philippines President Joseph Estrada said to be the father of beauty contest winner.

Dracula Returns with a Scandal in Romanian chess.

Why are Beauty Contest Winners not Very Beautiful?

International Chess Master Sofia Polgar marries Grandmaster Yona Kosashvili.

Jerry Falwell says that Teletubby is Gay. In addition, Jerry Falwell says the Antichrist is a Jew.

Mayor Giuliani escalates his personal war on New York City street vendors, as law enforcement officers gun down street vendor in a hail of 41 bullets.

White House slams People magazine because of cover story on Chelsea Clinton.

Test of Street Names in New York City.

The Unabomber snubs Ishi Press by making a book deal with a rival publisher.

Information about the US Green Card Lottery - Only Beautiful young girls need apply.

For Sale - Every movie ever to win the Academy Award for Best Motion Picture of the Year.

The Miss Illinois Beauty Contest Controversy rears its ugly head.

We donft care what they say about us as long as they spell our name right department: Virginia State Legislature re-elects Judge Gamble with one dissenting vote, after Lynchburg area legislators say they threw Sloan letters in the trash without reading them.

Judge Michael Gamble, that monstrous criminal who was involved in the kidnapping of both my mother and my daughter and then tried to have me sentenced to 15 years in prison for crimes which he committed, has been re-appointed as a judge on February 1, 1999. Here is My complaint to the Virginia Judicial Inquiry and Review Commission about Judge Michael Gamble.

Here is the story I never got around to telling about How I originally got Honzagool.

After 27 years of giving almost no interviews with the press, Bobby Fischer has been interviewed on the radio four times. Here are three of those interviews!

Here are Online Videos of Monica Lewinsky

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

is something I donft have here.

Justice Department May investigate Ken Starr

List of world leaders who attended King Hussein's funeral on Monday

With Women not allowed to work and UN AID workers banned, Kabul's Lone Orphanage Is Decrepit

If you think you have sexual problems, you're not alone

Who could imagine that the wife of Yasser Arafat is a blond Christian woman who is 34 years younger than he. But, here she is, Suha Arafat. (He still needs three more wives, however.)

It is amazing how old friends and relatives can find you through the web. Here are photos from my fifth grade class.

Starr forced Lewinsky to change her testimony in exchange for immunity deal, reports AP.

I have a new domain name: http://www.anusha.com/. Please go there, as my other sites often go down because of too much traffic. All the files are the same.

Anusha is the name of one of my daughters. Her mother is from Sri Lanka.

Here is a new opinion poll: Are Congressmen Bill McCollum, Asa Hutchinson and Ed Bryant assholes, or are they shitheads?

Clinton's Lawyer gets the last laugh: Paula Jones settlement check tied up - Attorneys argue over proceeds to Clinton's $850,000 check, which will expire in 90 days.

Study of World Abortions Released.

Miss World Rape Suspect Held.

La Guardia International Airport to be renamed Giuliani International Airport.

Date Rape Drug Suspected in Party Death of 15-year-old Girl.

Photos of Abused Kids End Up on the Web.

Tired of it taking so, so Long to get it up? Researchers Develop Viagra Spray. Works in five minutes!!

Surprise Everyone! Senator Trent Lott is a member of a White-Supremacist Group.

The body of Christina Williams has been found.

In the impeachment proceedings against President Clinton, Congressman Bob Barr has repeatedly mentioned his background as a U.S. attorney. He mentioned it to give weight to a specious legal argument last month in the House Judiciary Committee's impeachment hearings when he said perjury indictments need not specify the statements alleged to be lies. As a result of his misrepresentation of the law, the perjury charge against Clinton fails to contain any specific quotation of when and where Clinton lied under oath.

However, an Atlanta Law journal, familiar with Bob Barr's actual record, says that Congressman Bob Barr is a fraud and a fake.

The Chicago Tribune Reports what I have been saying on this web site all along: Prosecutors across the country have knowingly convicted innocent men and sent them to their deaths.

Dolphins have larger brains than humans, and some believe that they are smarter as well. In bankrupt Marineland, Florida, Dolphins continue to practice their tricks, even without trainers to train them, and without an audience to watch.

Walt Disney gets into the Dirty Movie Business: Breaking New Ground - Walt Disney has released "The Rescuers" with scenes of a naked woman.

Another woman says her child was kidnapped by Virginia.

Secret Transcripts of Conversations between Nixon, Mao, Brezhnev and Kissinger.

Another woman forced to give birth to a child because she is in jail.

THIS IS THE BIGGEST NEWS YET (if true): President Clinton's father is still alive and living in Hope, Arkansas! It has always been said that Clinton's father was killed in a car accident before Clinton was born.

Ken Starr has just indicted Julie Hiatt Steele for perjury. Starr claims that Steele lied when she testified that Kathleen Willey had asked her to lie.

Still supporting the Khmer Rouge Beautiful Cambodian dancers perform traditional Khmer dance.

Turkish girls commit suicide after being forced to submit to virginity tests. "They would commit suicide anyway. I don't think it's really important", Minister for Women Isilay Saygin said in a newspaper interview.

Continuing a 200-year-old controversy, "Defenders" of Thomas Jefferson continue to insist that he could not have fathered children by his slaves. Yesterday, the husband of a white descendant of Thomas Jefferson, challenged the DNA evidence, by saying that nine other Jeffersons could possibly have fathered the children.

Twice in just this week, an old story on my website has become a major story in the mass media. The latest is the story of Clinton's Black Baby, which has been on my website for the past year, and is just now appearing on the cover of Star Magazine, even though Star has nothing new to add. This story has since made the New York Post, various talk shows and may soon be on Hard Copy.

As a result, my web site has received more than 70,000 hits within 24 hours, every day. Because of this, you can expect this site to be shut down when the band width limit has been exceeded. It will say "500 Server Error. The hard transfer limit for this user has been reached".

As that happens, move between my five identical domain name sites: http://www.ishipress.com/, http://www.samsloan.com/, http://www.anusha.com/, http://www.ishius.com/ and http://www.shamema.com/. If all five domain names return this message, the solution is to look at the beginning of any hour, such as at 12:01 AM, 1:01, 2:01 or 3:01 etc. When a new hour starts, my quota is renewed.

Here is a photo of Trent Lott - An Ally of Saddam Hussein and of Tom Daschle, Senate Minority Leader.

An issue which could not be raised until the New Year arrived is whether the Congress had the authority to impeach President Clinton. A Yale law professor says that under the Twentieth Amendment the outgoing Lame Duck Congress lacked the legal authority to pass the impeachment proceedings to a subsequent term of the Senate. If he is correct, then Congress will have to re-vote the impeachment of Clinton, and in the new Congress, the votes are probably not there.

Millions of Women have done it - Here is another one of those timeless questions: Why Do Women Feel the Irrepressible Urge to Pose Nude on the Internet?

I sometimes forget that not everybody knows this. Here is the answer to the question Who is James Gilmore?

Readers of this web site are outraged that the world did not end,in 1998 as predicted. Never fear - for I have written a letter to the mathematician who made this claim, demanding an explanation. Many readers sold their house, children and other worldly possessions and gave the money to Jerry Falwell, who now refuses to give the money back. Here is the answer I just received: Why the world did not end in 1998??

It seems that I made the current issue of SF Weekly. Readers of this web site will already know something about: The Fortress on the Hill.

Surinder Singh: Who will rid me of this Beast?

Ayesha Jalal: Taking On Pakistan's Hero, Then Taking the Heat.

I received a bed-bug letter from the SEC. Here it is: Bedbug letter from the SEC.

Son Abducted 9 Years Ago, Mother Hangs On to Hope.

Answer to a question about Islam and Sex.

On the early morning of Tuesday, December 15, some thieves broke into my house with a crowbar and stole my computer. Fortunately, after one week, I was able to buy a new computer. However, all of my back e-mail has been lost. If you sent me a letter prior to that date which I have not answered, please send it again.

The January, 1999 rating list of the World Chess Council is now out. The official FIDE "World Champion" has fallen to 15 on the list. Here is the list in alphabetical order and in order of rating.

Virginia has published the first ever online Directory of Sex Offenders. Here is your chance to look up your old friends!

Express your opinion: Why do women want to lose weight?

Here are some mildly critical remarks I have made about Judge Michael Gamble of Amherst County, Virginia.

Here is the latest on Carolyn Starr vs. Chelsea Clinton.

Here is a Photo from the birthplace of Buddha.

The case brought by Passion Julinsey has been dismissed.

From the Hubble Space Telescope: New Photo of Old Stars shed more light on What is the Origin of the Universe?

Federal Judge declares Library's Internet Block on Pornography Unconstitutional.

For some unknown reason, the most popular page on my web site nowadays is my Background information on Ken Starr.

AP Reports - Thai College Shut Down After Rape.

I do not know much about radio personality Dr. Laura Schlessinger, but here is a candid photo of her.

Here is the Latest News about the Ishi Press case.

BIG NEWS: Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, President of the World Chess Federation, threatens to secede from Russia! - Yeltsin calls emergency session.

Congratulations, Paula Jones! who will now receive a $850,000 settlement from the President of the United States. Miss Jones successfully ballyhooed her reputation for giving Blow Jobs in parking lots for free. Here are Excerpts from the brief filed by Clinton lawyers concerning oral sex performed by Paula Jones in the parking lot..

The main concern of this web site is the kidnapping of my daughter, Shamema Honzagool Sloan, by Charles and Shelby Roberts on October 7, 1990. Because of corruption in the Virginia, the kidnappers have been allowed to keep the child they kidnapped for the past nine years. There have been developments which may shed light on this situation. In the election just completed, Virginia Voters approved a constitutional amendment making Charges against Virginia Judges no longer Confidential.

Good News for those of us who want to live forever! Scientists Re-Create Human Embryo Cells.

Crocodile Rock - One of my more popular web pages, even though I have never featured it, concerns the Crocodile Farm in Chonburi, Thailand.

More than 30,000 children are now participating in scholastic chess programs around the United States. But What happens when a parent or the coach of an 11-year-old girl cheats so as to get her into the world chess championship tournament?

Send me your photo by e-mail and I will make you famous! (A small donation of you-know-what would be appreciated, and it isn't money.) Ever since I started posting photos of beautiful young women on my web site, I have been bombarded with controversies. One of these concerns Miss Canada. Here is a photo of the real Miss Canada Leanne Baird, who is on her way to compete for the Miss World title.

The Cybersex Torture Case continues to be in the news. That case, now on appeal to the New York Supreme Court Appellate Division - First Department, concerned a former chess prodigy and Ph.D. candidate two weeks away from defending his doctoral dissertation in molecular biology, who was arrested, tried, convicted and sentenced to 15 years to life in prison by a New York judge who would not allow the jury to see e-mails exchanged between the complaining witness and the defendant which virtually proved his innocence.

Here is an article from Psychology Today about that wrongful conviction. Psychology Today - Cybersex; trail shows post-modern courtship as reflected in e-mail exchanges

We are so happy to see him go - Newt Gingrich, the arch-evil villain who convulsed America and tried to destroy our country simply for the advancement of his own personal ends, is about to leave.

One of the most enduring mysteries concerning the assassination of President Kennedy concerns the fact that they lost the president's brain. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT: President Kennedy's brain was taken out and then lost and has never been found. Here is the latest news on that: The late,t batch of John F. Kennedy assassination documents raises new questions about an examination of the president's brain! While, Archive Photos Not of JFK's Brain, Says Assassinations Board Report.

If your condom breaks, don't worry. Just file a lawsuit! (This is known as a "Suit for Wrongful Life".)

I do not know why, but people keep sending me letters which they obviously want me to publish on my web site. Here is a letter from a woman about Sex in New York City.

Many arrested for possessing child pornography on their home computers have since killed themselves.

ELECTION NIGHT PREDICTION - Repeating what I said several weeks ago, based on the e-mail I have received, I predict that, in November elections, the Republicans will be swept from power. Every woman will vote for the Democrats this year, even though they may not approve of the Democratic Commie-loving big-spending liberal policies. Congressman Henry Hyde and the rest of his creepy cohorts will be swept into the dustbin of history and will never dare to run for public office again.

Thanks perhaps to Sam Sloan's home page, that monstrous criminal Senator Dan Coats will not be re-elected. Coats has been a strong ally of Saddam Hussein. His Republican seat will now fall to the Democrats.

In a decision helpful to Shelby Roberts, who kidnapped my daughter, Shamema, A judge has awarded joint custody to two lesbians!

Confirming the results of research published by Sam Sloan in 1992, DNA evidence has just proven that Thomas Jefferson was the father of at least one of the five children of Sally Hemings.

The results of this new research are being published in the next issue of the scientific journal "Nature".

Any impartial observer, upon examining the overwhelming evidence, would have realized that Thomas Jefferson made children with his slaves. The question is Why were so-called "Jefferson Scholars" the Last to Know? (The universities should be purged of such historians who just copy each other and never really study history.)

Just as President Clinton is pursued by right wing religious zealots, Britain has its left wing lunatic fringe attacking Former right wing Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet.

They used my name! The S.E.C. is prosecuting a company which used the Sloan name to send millions of e-mails touting stocks on the internet. I had nothing to do with this.

The sexual freedom movement of the late 1960s produced few children because women had been newly liberated by the pill, which had just become widely available. Because women were free from the possible consequences of child birth for the first time, wild and rampant sex orgies became fashionable.

One product of these sex orgies is a woman who was born in 1969. She believes that I may be her father. She has asked me for a paternity test. Is it possible that I am her father?.

Here is: Another Story of Titanic Survivors.

A minor development in the Honzagool case ,oncerns the conviction and sentence to 42 months in federal prison of Sheldon Walker, a New York Immigration attorney.

Reverse of the China Policy: Ohio Judge Keeps Japanese Woman in Jail to Prevent her from Having an Abortion. Finally, under international pressure, she is released from jail, but by then must have the baby anyway, because she is 23 weeks pregnant.

Here is a list of the Evil 268: The 268 men and women who voted to destroy our country just to advance their own political careers.

Grand Jury transcripts released by Congress show unexceptional efforts to help Monica Lewinsky find a low-paying entry level job, the kind of job that almost anybody can find on their own in New York City. Here are Excerpts From Testimony About Lewinsky and Her Search for a Job.

Here are three serious questions:

movies

books

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Movies on this web site

Books cited on this web site

She wasn't worried about Hillary. She wasn't worried about Cristy, Elizabeth, Gennifer, Paula, Kathleen, Nancy, Debra, Marsha, Sally or Dolly, but Monica Lewinsky was worried about this woman. Who is she and why was Monica worried about her?

Here is a quiz based on photos I have collected which never quite made it onto my web site. What are these photos of?

International Celebrities call Ken Starr investigation "inquisitorial harassment by a fanatical prosecutor".

Chess Grandmaster Balinas Has Died.

The Challenger's match for the Woman's World Chess Championship has ended in scandal. Here is: Xie-Galliamova: From Beginning to End, by Sun Lianzhi and Chess in China - Awakening of a Dragon, by Ignatius Leong, International Arbiter.

Recent developments and the e-mail I have been receiving lately have led me to some surprising conclusions. Here is a little Presidential Preference Poll for Adults. (Warning: Graphic content - For Adults only).

Iranian Diplomats claim that the Fatwa against Rushdie has been dropped. But, it is not true. The fatwa has not been dropped.. Already, Jamaat-e-Islami Leaders in Pakistan say Death Sentence against Rushdie still Stands.

On,December 6, 1997, Monica Lewinsky went into a jealous rage when she found out that President Clinton was having a private meeting with Eleanor Mondale. Eleanor Mondale: What is Her Connection, if any, with the President?

My five domain names combined, http://www.ishipress.com/, http://www.samsloan.com/, http://www.ishius.com/, http://www.anusha.com/, and http://www.shamema.com/, now receive an average of between 50,000 and 60,000 hits every day! However, I have discovered that The largest number of hits on this web site comes from a criminal outlaw state which engages in international terrorism.

The Second Edition of My Famous Book - "The Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson" - has just come out: Order Now: The Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson.

Here is The Complete Text of President Clinton's Grand Jury Testimony. (I do not know why I am the only one who seems to be able to do this in a reasonable way.)

Here is someone who says: I went to high school with Ken Starr.

Among the incriminating items presented to Congress by that Super-Sleuth Ken Starr are a Love Letter from Monica Lewinsky to Bill Clinton and a 1995 Photo of Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky.

The representative of a criminal gang which engages in international terrorism has won Miss America 1999. Nicole Johnson won the Miss Virginia title as Miss Lynchburg, although she resides in Roanoke, 60 miles away.

The case of the kidnapping of my daughter is the subject of a scholarly law journal report. Here is The Baker Report.

In a great blow for civil libertarians, the United States Congress voted yesterday that all Americans, including families and children, will be allowed starting on Monday to have Free access to pornographic literature, at governmental expense.

In a harebrained decision which if not overturned will have a profound effect on thousands of families, a former Playboy Bunny has ruled that Foster Parents May Have Constitutional Rights.

Turkey Drops Bomb on New York City!

I have read the entire report by Independent Counsel Ken Starr (yes all 445 pages of it) and have concluded that the Entire Starr Report is bogus bullshit. Here is Starr's introduction and summary to his report.

Recent developments in connection with the American bombardment of the terrorist training camps of Osama bin Laden have made it easier to explain What Really Happened to Honzagool, the mother of my daughter, Shamema, 16 years ago and why Honzagool has not been heard from since.

According to my publisher, my famous book, "The Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson", is,being reprinted. Bill Clinton has nothing on Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson fathered two children by his slave-mistress while he was President. Place your order now for "The Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson"!

Yesterday, New York's Mayor Giuliani ordered New York City's Policemen to attack with batons and pepper-spray a peacefully and legally assembled crown in Harlem. We must Get Rid of Mayor Giuliani immediately, by any means possible before somebody is killed because of this lunatic.

List of People on Swissair Flight 111.

Congressman Dan Burton reveals that he did good deed.

What do these three women have in Common?

The Story of the King and the Book.

Curious coincidence? The new movie, "Saving Private Ryan", has a plot based on four brothers from Iowa who fought in World War II. It happens that my uncles were four brothers from Iowa who all served in the US military during World War II. Is it possible that the plot to "Saving Private Ryan" is based on my four uncles?

I am in Favor of This! Physicist Plans To Clone Himself . (I think this is a great idea. I intend to do this myself.)

Here is A Disease you Never Heard of, but would probably like to Know About.

By the way, I am Running for President of the United States.

First, Afghanistan said that the Iranian envoys are perfectly safe. A few days later, the Afghans said that the Iranians are "probably dead." As a result, Iran seems to be preparing to attack Afghanistan.

Ironically, this is the hostage crisis in reverse. This time, it is the Iranian diplomats who were taken hostage. See: Pakistan not involved in attack, says Afghan envoy and Taleban leader says Clinton should be stoned to death. In the United Nations: Iranian President Paints a Picture of Peace and Moderation.

America hit Afghan Tribal Territory, a no-man's land never completely controlled by either Afghanistan or Pakistan, with 25 cruise missiles, in retaliation for the bombing of two US Embassies two weeks ago in which 12 Americans and 300 Africans were killed.

What worries Pakistan is that her air defenses never detected the presumably overflying missiles ("presumably" because nobody knows exactly how the missiles reached Afghanistan). Osama bin Laden, the intended target, survived the Missile Attack because he postponed at the last minute a planned trip to the camp.

Few Afghans were killed. Most of the 28 killed were either Arabs or Pakistanis.

Meanwhile, Republican Senators Dan Coats and Arlen Specter have suggested that the true reason for the missile attacks was to deflect attention from the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

Here are articles about this:

NOTICE: PHOTOS PREVIOUSLY POSTED ON THIS WEB SITE DEPICTING WOMEN BEING RAPED IN INDONESIA HAVE BEEN PROVEN TO BE FAKE.

Previously posted here were supposedly photos taken of Chinese women being raped during the May 13-15 riots in Indonesia which brought down President Suharto on May 21. In reality, those photos were taken from a porn web site. See: Fake Photos Depicting Rape Victims in Riots in Indonesia.

Here is a photo of the Prom Mom: Melissa Drexler, who killed her newborn child and then danced at the prom.

On TV, Clinton admits to "inappropriate" relationship with Monica Lewinsky. Here is the complete transcript: President Bill Clinton speaks about Monica Lewinsky, transcript of August 17, 1998.

In 1990, my daughter was kidnapped. I have never been able to get her back. Here is the latest development in Shamema Kidnapping Case: Senator John Warner Joins Conspiracy to Kidnap Marjorie Sloan and Shamema Honzagool.

It was a hoax: Sorry, but Fidel Castro of Cuba does not have brain disease after all. Here is the original story: Wonderful News! Fidel Castro of Cuba has Brain Disease! How is that for something to warm your heart!

Just arrived, From Russia With Love: A Criminal Map of Russia, by Alexey Chelnokov.

Warning: Here is a graphic image and an Account by Rape Victim of riots in Indonesia. I am reluctant to post this but many readers asked for this ,lus it is well documented that this actually occurred. However, I deleted all references to Christianity due to the fact that my daughter was kidnapped by fanatical Christian fundamentalists. Here is The Rape Victim's Story, in original Indonesian.

Lawyers were forced to cut scenes from "Lolita" because of Vagueness in Obscenity laws.

Here is the Count Down on Babe Ruth's Home Run Record - Three Players Threaten to Break it in the Same Year.

Here is: The Story of Roxane, the Greatest Love Story in the History of the World.

What may prove to be a major change in the political fortunes of Ken Starr has occurred by the release of a decision by Judge Norma Holloway Johnson Friday that there has been a prima facie violation of Federal Grand Jury Secrecy Law. This raises the question: Who Will Go to Jail First - Ken Starr or President Clinton?

Here are the court documents and rulings pertaining to this:

I am especially interested in this case because this case arises in Charlottesville, Virginia and the judge on this case, if it goes to court, will probably be a judge who has been involved in my own case. My own daughter was kidnapped from me in 1990 but these Virginia judges have allowed the criminals who kidnapped my daughter to keep her.

Todor Zhivkov of Bulgaria dies to Mixed Reviews

I really don't want to go to Afghanistan again. I just want my four wives back. Here is Russians are Back in Afghanistan - This Time Helping the Good Guys.

Here is the infamous memo, upon which Ken Starr places his investigation of President Clinton: Talking Points for Tripp. Unfortunately for Starr, the evidence is clear. The President did not write this memo. Monica Lewinsky herself wrote it!

Here is a Police Mug Shot of Linda Tripp.

I have received hundreds of letters from all over the world from readers asking how to obtain Viagra. Here is my answer: How and Where to Obtain Viagra.

Here is an old magazine article from my past, when I was the President of the Sexual Freedom League. Sex on a Way Out Campus, Sexology Magazine, April, 1968. Here is What I Learned in Four Years at Berkeley: Warning: This Contains a Graphic Image.

However, my detractors should be informed that I am a noted authority on the Holy Bible! Here are Sam's Bible Stories (Note the neat hypertext links to the actual verses of the Bible):

Christian Science Monitor: Chess-Loving President Fails To Ignite a Public Passion to Play

Here is another article from the Christian Science Monitor: Christian Science Monitor: Risky Game in a Russian Republic.

Here are reflections upon The Yalta Conference of Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin. Here is Proof that Shakespeare did not write Shakespeare.

The World Top Chess Ranking lists are now available. Here is:

1998 World Open Chess Championship Results

Here is a: Love Letter from Don Schultz to Kirsan Ilyumzhinov.

Here is: Chess Journalist calls for a Boycott of the forthcoming World Chess Olympiad to be held in Kalmykia in September.

Here is a report from "The Economist" in London about the President of the World Chess Federation: Russia's regions. Naughty little tsars.

Finally! The answer to Freud's famous question: What do Women Really Want? (Answer: They want an unusual, crooked or oddly shaped penis, the kind that Paula Jones says that President Clinton has).

Fulfill Your Fantasy!

Here is someone who says: It is absolutely impossible to rape a woman!

The Monica Lewinsky Case is Dead!! While going to great lengths to say it is not so, a federal judge dealt a fatal blow to Ken Starr's investigation of the Monica Lewinsky matters. Unless Judge Robertson's decision is overturned, it would be illegal for Ken Starr to indict Lewinsky.

Here is why: Death Knell Sounds to Monica Lewinsky Prosecution. Here are Excerpts from Federal District Court ruling dismissing Webster L. Hubbell case.

Hot Photo of the Day: She's Desperately Dying to Get Laid. Nathalie Tauziat of France lies on Center Court at Wimbledon waiting for her reward.

The semi-annual World Chess Rating Lists have just been released by both FIDE and the WCC. I have combined both lists into one so it is possible to compare. This table enables comparison between the official FIDE Rating list and the WCC list (formerly known as the PCA list) developed by Ken Thompson. For example, Anatoly Karpov is ranked number 5 and is rated 2725 on the FIDE list but is ranked only number 8 and rated only 2687 on the WCC list.

Steve Doyle and Tim Redman are going to Elista to Meet Kirsan Ilyumzhinov.

CNN has retracted its report of June 7, 1998 that the U,ited States used lethal nerve gas during a mission to kill American defectors in Laos during the Vietnam War in 1970. Here is the text of the statement which CNN is broadcasting.

The above report was refuted almost as soon as it came out. Here is the refutation: Author of Parallel Investigation of Tailwind Refutes CNN Report.

Here is my: Complaint to the Grievance Committee of the Brooklyn Bar.

Here is my: Letter to the Bolivian Consulate about the Sarah Wilson case.

Here is a repeat of an old story which has affected my life about a Filipina who has been missing for the last nine years.

Why is it that with all the Miss Universe contestants plus dozens of other beautiful women featured on my web site, my daily log almost every day for the past one year shows that the most popular personality on my web site is Anna Kournikova. What has she got that the others don't have?

I believe that her popularity stems from the fact that she does something more than just look beautiful, plus, most importantly, Anna puts out!

Big news: Anna Kournikova finally wins a match! but she tried too hard to win and injured her thumb. As a result, Anna Kournikova withdraws from Wimbledon with thumb injury.

Consistently, for the past more than one year, the most popular personality on my web site has been tennis star Anna Kournikova. I have constantly had to divert web traffic because of too many viewers trying to look at her picture. The problem has been that whenever Anna plays somebody really good, she almost always looses. Anna usually makes it to about the quarterfinals, and that's it.

That ended yesterday when Anna Kournikova defeated Steffi Graf, the former woman's world number one player.

Here is my: Complaint to the Disciplinary Committee of the New York State Bar.

Here is a disturbing new account of Forced Abortions in Chinese Turkistan.

Just Decided: New York's Appellate Court Denies Lesbian Visitation Rights With Ex-Partner's Child.

When Florencio Campomanes was President of the World Chess Federation, he failed to realize that sometimes it is necessary to kill people to make sure they keep playing chess. His successor does not suffer from this deficiency. Here is the latest news:

Photo of my grandfather,/A> who died long before I was born.

In the relations between men and women, it is not uncommon for the best of friends suddenly to become the worst of enemies. Still, what is happening to me now is something so severe and so totally without reason that I spend hours every day trying to understand why this is occurring. Why does Passion Julinsey attack me so viciously and with such vehemence when I did everything I possibly could to be nice to her and certainly never did anything adverse to her in any way?

Now, I have the answer to this puzzle. Here is Passion's Zodiac Chart, which tells everything about her in great detail. I did not know I had this until a few days ago. She inadvertently left it behind in the cache of my computer when she moved out of my home in January.

The noose is tightening around the neck of the World Chess Federation President. Two of his aids have just confessed to the murder last week of journalist Miss Larisa Yudina. Readers of this web site will not be surprised, as details have been posted here about how Kirsan Ilyumzhinov emerged after years in prison as a common criminal to become the president of his republic only a few months later, following which, by bribes, threats and intimidation, he became President of the World Chess Federation.

Even his mentor, Boris Yeltsin, may not be able to save him this time. Here is: Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, my dear friend, announces that he is a Candidate for Presidency of Russia.

The Czar of Russia and his daughter Anastasia have never been far out of the news for the past 80 years. Now, top officials of Russia are planning to stay away from his burial next month.

Just in Time! Internet Smut Law Declared Unconstitutional.

News just out which many of us will find disturbing is that: US FORCES USED NERVE GAS TO KILL OTHER AMERICANS DURING VIETNAM WAR.

The Petition by Ken Starr to the United States Supreme Court has been denied. This petition was obviously just a grand-stand ploy to embarrass the president, as it had no chance of being granted. Here is the Decision of the United States Supreme Court denying Starr's petition. Here is the Decision of the District Court compelling Secret Service agents to testify against the President they are sworn to protect.

I predict that ultimately Ken Starr will lose big in the United States Court of Appeals, where the case now rests. The narrow issue before that court concerns Starr's efforts to compel three Secret Service agents to testify concerning the private sex life of the President. Obviously, those Secret Service agents cannot testify. The US Court of Appeals, even in handling an appeal of limited scope, has broad jurisdiction to decide the entire case, and I believe that it will and should decide to end Starr's grand jury investigation altogether.

Go-Go News: America Defeats China in World Amateur Go Championship.

I had been trying to keep it a secret, but unfortunately this got out: Washington Post reports that Sam Sloan has an IQ of 200! (This was published in 1992, but I just found out about it yesterday.)

Monica Lewinsky Throws Ginsburg's Ass Out.

Lawrence of Arabia and Chitral

A Typical Japanese Girl

David H. Figurski, Professor of Microbiology, writes that conviction and sentencing of Oliver Jovanovic has adverse consequences for future of the entire human race.

Oliver Jovanovic was sentenced yesterday to 15 years to life in prison. Now that Jovanovic is safely in prison, Sam Sloan confesses that he personally did the acts for which Jovanovic was sentenced to 15 years.

Because of the explosion by Pakistan of five nuclear devices, maps of the area are now easier to obtain. Here are Maps showing how to get to the house of Honzagool. In case you ever need to return my kidnapped daughter, Shamema, to her mother, Honzagool, you are going to need these maps, because Honzagool lives in one of the most remote regions of the world.

Here is: Proof that Ken Starr is Gay.

Here is: Clarence Thomas - First Nazi Ever to Serve on the United States Supreme Court.

TOP NEWS: Pakistan set off Five Nuclear Blasts this Yesterday .

Here is: Passion has the charges reinstated after they were dismissed. Here is: Complaining Letter to Judge Kay. Here is the: Reply from Judge Kay. Here is: Passion Brings Charges.

Passion is very aggressively pushing this case. The case was in court on May 20 and was adjourned again. I have done everything I can possibly think of to resolve this problem. Here are two more letters I wrote about this: Letter dated March 5, 1998 and Letter dated March 26, 1998.

WARNING: I have just discovered a fake "Ishi Press" web site. There is no indication of who is running it. No names of people are provided. They do not have any of the books which they claim to be selling or, if they do, they are pirated editions. These people have a history of stealing money which was sent to them in the past. I wish to advise everyone to be careful in dealing with these people. They do not pay their debts.

When a great and famous man dies, everybody forgets about his wives. Therefore, here are: The Wives of Frank Sinatra.

While I am at it, here are The Husbands of Elizabeth Taylor.

At Least They Died Happy: Only Six Men Died from Viagra Thus Far.

Here are Major Court Decisions Pertaining to Pornography on the Internet.

One of the survivors of the Titanic was named Mary Sloan. Mary Sloan was a stewardess from Ireland who was one of the first to know that the ship was sinking. She went around waking up passengers. She pulled life jackets out from the cargo bins and helped passengers board the lifeboats. ,t the very end, when suddenly the danger was realized and there was a crush of people trying to get on, Mary Sloan was literally pushed onto the lifeboat. All sources agree that Mary Sloan was the last person to board a lifeboat, before the Titanic sank.

Here is: A Letter which Mary Sloan wrote to her sister Maggie about the Titanic sinking. This letter seems to be one of the primary sources for information about the Titanic disaster.

Here is the story of Mary Sloan, who survived the Titanic, and of Peter Sloan, who went down with the ship. (I have a daughter named Mary Sloan and a son named Peter Sloan.)

Here is what I really do for a living: Evict Your Tenant - Throw his Ass on the Street!

I have been exchanging letters with Dolly Kyle Browning, President Clinton's acknowledged high school girlfriend. (I wonder what Billy thinks of this). Here is: Sam Sloan's Correspondence with Dolly Kyle Browning.

I have been receiving letters from members of the 35,000 Feet High Club, of which President Clinton is an honorary member (if not an actual member). Here are Letters from Members of the 35,000 Feet High Club. Last week, my club was the subject of a feature article in the Wall Street Journal, for June 10, 1998, page 1, left hand column, entitled "Plane Misbehavior: In the Skies Today, A Weird New Worry: Sexual Misconduct".

Here are: Two Women Fighting Court Battle to Decide Who is the Real Beauty Contest Winner. This also includes a review of previous scandals involving beauty contest winners, including 1974 Miss Universe winner Amparo Mu?oz of Spain, who became a Porn Star.

UPDATE ON PREVIOUS STORY: On May 7th, I posted an article about Nebraska Republican Jon Christensen, who was campaigning for election as governor on the ground that he was about to get married to a virgin.

At the time I posted that, Christensen was way ahead in the polls and it was a foregone conclusion that he was going to win. However, the election was held last Tuesday, and Christensen was overwhelmingly defeated and only got 28% of the vote. This also means that he will no longer be in the US Congress when his current term expires in January.

I like to think that my web posting contributed in some small way to his defeat because, in my view, any man who is not even willing to eat his own wife's pussy should not be in any position of governmental authority.

I also predict that his bride-to-be now dumps him too. He will no longer be in Congress and what woman in her right mind would marry a man who publicly proclaims that he is adamantly opposed to oral sex!

THE NATION in Bangkok, Thailand has just reprinted an article from archives about me and my daughter, Shamema. This article explains, in part, how Charles and Shelby Roberts were able to kidnap my daughter, as they did one month after the article was published, and get away with it. They claimed that they had legally adopted my daughter and she was theirs by right. This was a lie. They had not adopted my daughter and still to this day, nine years later, have not adopted my daughter. However, once they got their hands on my eight-year-old daughter and disappeared, there was no way for me to get her back.

Here is: The Bangkok Nation article dated September 12, 1990.

In addition to claiming that they had adopted my daughter, Charles and Shelby Roberts falsified other facts as well. They claimed that they were 36 and 32 years old and that Charles Roberts was an engineer. In reality, they were 56 and 52 years old and Charles Roberts was an unskilled laborer running a grinder machine in a factory. These falsifications were obviously made to project an image of themselves as persons qualified and capable of caring for a young child.

Eli Eshoh, who has made numerous contributions to this web site, especially on the subject of 666, informs us that The Name of Vice-President Al Gore signifies 666!

TOP NEWS STORY: Pakistan plans to reunite promptly with India (but not on the terms that India has in mind.)

Miss Trinidad has won the Miss Universe contest, followed by Miss Venezuela and Miss Puerto Rico. My own favorite lost.

Based on the hit counts I received on my web sites, the most popular partisan contestants were Miss Russia, Miss Turkey, Miss Hungary, Miss Sweden, Miss Czech Republic and Miss Bolivia, in that order. This was surprising because none of them were on my list of favorites. (This, however, may reflect how popular they are in their own countries. For example, Miss Hungary is the national high jumping champion. (Please, no jokes about that.))

It is good that they allowed Miss Puerto Rico to compete because, based on the e-mail I received, violence might have resulted if she had been excluded. This has become a great issue of national pride for Puerto Ricans. I was bombarded with e-mail from Puerto Rico about this.

I have posted photos of all 80 contestants in the Miss Universe Contest in all three of my domain names. In order to see the photo of Miss Sweden for example, go to http://www.samsloan.com/miss-swe.htm or to http://www.anusha.com/miss-swe.htm or to http://www.ishipress.com/miss-swe.htm

As the Miss Universe contest takes place in Hawaii, a controversy swirls around Miss Puerto Rico: Joyce Giraud who posed nearly naked in commercial underwear ads last year. Donald Trump, who now personally owns the Miss Universe competition, has made it clear that he wants beautiful women in the Miss Universe contest this year, and is not especially interested in their college board scores, their abilities on various musical instruments, or their stated commitment towards working with crippled children after they win Miss Universe.

There are many other beautiful women in the contest this year, including Miss Japan: Nana Okumura, Miss Thailand: Chalida Thaochalee and Miss Belgium: Sandrine Corman. This is a welcome relief from previous years, in which so many "beauty pageant" con,estants were just slightly above average in appearance but had a flawless reputation.

Here are My Personal Picks for the Miss Universe Contest. Please send me E-mail and tell me which one you think is the most beautiful.

On Mummy's Day, here is news about President Clinton's Unknown Father.

Here is Janice Kim, America's Only Female Professional Go Player.

Here are: Brains and Beauty: Shimizu Ichio, apparently both the strongest and the most beautiful female Japanese chess player.

Here is: Kerry Wood: Pitched the Best Game in Baseball History, and at the earliest age.

Here is A Mountain Gorilla in Melbourne Zoo who was put to Death Because he was Too Old.

I hate to resurrect a dead issue: But Why Can't We Get the Photos of Princess Diana We Want?

Here is a story about Jane Fonda and Mikhail Gorbachov.

Alice Faye Dies: Beautiful Movie Star of the 1930s.

I know this is going to put me over my hard transfer limit, but I just cannot resist putting up these photos. Here is Yukari Umezawa, the most beautiful Japanese woman ever to become a professional go player.

I have just posted the promised photos of Go-Go girls in Japan. Here is a clipping about the Shogisex scandal in Japan. Here are some Whores in Japan. Here are Still Even More Whores in Japan.

Soon to come: I am expecting to receive in the mail a packet of photos of luscious go-go girls from Japan in the next day or so. I am told that this will be something truly exceptional. Please check back in a day or two.

Here is Miss Pattaya - 1998. For those of you who know what kind of place Pattaya is, please do not think any evil thoughts about this young lady. I am sure she is very nice inside.

It is not only me who posts pictures of good looking girls just to get people to read my stuff. The New York Times does it too! Here are: Cheesecake Photos from The New York Times.

For example, The New York Times published this photo of Suchada Kitcharoen of Thailand, even though it said nothing about her in the newspaper.

The really big, serious news is that A Cure for Cancer has been Discovered. However, it is not ready yet. Not only have the tests on humans not even been started, but they have not yet grown enough of the drug (they grow it in big vats) to test it.

But don't worry. It will be ready in only ten years, and you cancer patients can take it then!

In case you are wondering how I get all this news with photographs from all over the world, here is a page I created of: Links to 156 Newspapers in 50 Countries of Asia. Many if not most of these newspapers could not be found through search engines (at least not until I put the links on my web site).

Here are my latest travails: The Japbroads came, and the, they left! Little do they know the power of the Internet!

Top News Story: My Girlfriend Failed the Bar Exam Again. (She had me arrested so that she would have more time to study for the Bar, she said. She also stopped doing her daily pushups.)

Here at Ishi Press, we pay close attention to the copyright laws, because that nefarious criminal Hartland Snyder claims the rights to all our books, without paying us a dime. Here is an important US Court of Appeals decision, just out but not yet published, which says that Disney violated the copyright to Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring".

Every so often, somebody sends me an obviously fake letter from my wife (or at least one of my wives). Today, I received another one, unless: Could it be? Is this Really a Letter from Honzagool? (Honzagool is the mother of my daughter who was kidnapped by the Jerry Falwell Group).

Hayashiba Naoko has fled Japan and is now holed up in New York. She is the new Monica Lewinsky of Japan.

Read about the Monica Lewinsky of Japan. Here are: The Girls of Shogi.

Here is what you all have been waiting for. The letters the jury was not allowed to see: Letters from Jamie Rzucek to Oliver Jovanovic.

LAST WEEK'S FRONT PAGE: THE NEW YORK POST: Cybersex Chess Torture "conviction in the courtroom of Judge William Wetzel is the worst miscarriage of justice since they abolished lynching."

Here is an editorial published about this case in the Wall Street Journal for Monday, April 20, 1998: Don't Shield Juries from the Truth in Sex Cases.

Here are links:

It is not only Bill Clinton who has this problem: Japanese chess champion admits on TV to affair with female chess champion. Japan public calls for resignation of his title.

Is this Really News? - Monica Lewinsky went shopping on April 28.

Linda Fairstein is the Manhattan Public Prosecutor who recently obtained the conviction of Oliver Jovanovic. This conviction will undoubtedly help sales of Fairstein's new book, "Likely to Die".

Under New York's Rape Shield Law, it is illegal to reveal any information about a rape victim.

That is the reason why former chess prodigy Oliver Jovanovic was convicted without any information being revealed to the jury about the identity of his victim.

Therefore, do not under any circumstances reveal the name of Jamie Rzucek to anybody!

There is nothing wrong with this web site, except that too many people are trying to look at it. The problem which has arisen is that the Mummy who sunk the Titanic has been desperately trying to get ahold of some Viagra so that she can have her first orgasm in 3,048 years. (According to the British Museum, The Egyptian Princess of Amen-Ra died in 1050 B.C.)

By popular request, here is: Index of the Music on this web site.

I thought that it must be a hoax when I first heard about this, but now I have discovered that it is really true. Here is: Why the Titanic Really Sank!

Here is: The Curse of the Egyptian Princess of Amen-Ra.

Here is a story from the Washington Post about the Titanic Mummy's Curse: Research Ship May Have to Halt Effort to Locate the Titanic.

Here is: More about the Curse of the Mummy on the Titanic and still Even more about the Curse of the Mummy on the Titanic.

Parents in Japan are relieved to learn that Only 2.3% of Junior High School Girls in Japan have engaged in acts of prostitution. Media hype had put the actual number as much higher. Survey shows Sixty percent said they feel uncomfortable about dating older men for money.

Although the next article does not make me happy, it gives me comfort in one respect: The kidnappers of my daughter, Shamema, will never be able to sleep easy for the remainder of their lives, because there is no statute of limitations for kidnapping and because they are not parents or even relatives of my daughter. Secret Life Comes to Light in Arrest in '79 Kidnapping Case.

Every now and then, my website makes it into the mainstream news media. Last week, this website got into the BBC World News and also the Spanish speaking world n,ws because of my article about how Angel Francisco Breard of Paraguay was murdered by Governor James Gilmore of Virginia.

Several Readers have asked for this, so here is a List of external links to my web site.

Here is Proof that Pol Pot is really dead. Here are photos of Mrs. Pot and Baby Pot and of the Pot Pyre.

Angel Francisco Breard will be executed by Virginia today, within a few hours after this is posted, in violation of international law. UPDATE: As predicted, Breard was executed, but after a two hour delay. Americans abroad can now expect retaliation: Paraguayan national executed after appeals fail.

Should Virginia Governor James Gilmore be extradited to stand trial in Paraguay? (International kidnappings have previously been declared legal by the US Supreme Court, as long as the US does it!) If so, should Paraguay bother to notify the US government? (Gilmore, as Virginia Attorney General, was involved in the kidnapping of my daughter, Shamema.)

People often say that it is impossible that Virginia state officials committed crimes by kidnapping my daughter, because then they would be sued. What they don't understand is that Virginia is the only state among the 50 states which has not waived its own sovereign immunity. Now, Virginia is about to execute a Paraguayan, in violation of international law.

Here is Why Officials of the "Commonwealth of Virginia" can robb, steal, kidnap and kill with impunity, and often do so.

Here is a story about people who have been killed by corrupt Virginia State officials, and their families have no recourse: Virginia Psychiatric System Investigated. In it, an official of the "Commonwealth" which kidnapped my daughter from Abu Dhabi says: "We don't want the feds continuing to come into Virginia and tell us how to run our facilities''.

In case you think you have heard of me before, you probably have. Two of the richest and most famous men in America were named Sam Sloan. I believe that they are my blood relatives. Here are Rich and Famous persons named Sam Sloan.

Killer Reveals Murder in Internet Discussion Group.

In an interview in a secret location, Elizabeth Ward Gracen reveals that Having sex with President Clinton "was not a great success".

According to Melbourne's Herald Sun of 1 April, a Chess Player claims he lost the State championship because his opponent's breasts got in the way.

Last month, readers of this web site learned that Hikaru Nakamura had made history by becoming the youngest US chess master ever at age 10. However, readers of The New York Times are only learning this today. Here is: Hikaru Nakamura makes The New York Times.

Another conspiracy theory: Famous Fixed Games of Chess - Keres vs. Botvinnik - World Championship 1948.

Yesterday's favorite topic: George Michael: He's as Queer as a Three Dollar Bill and H. Ross Perot: Why Does He Hate Queers So Much?

They need to get religion. Here are some religions they can join: Prince Karim Aga Khan: How he became the Aga Khan and The Dalai Lama - Spiritual Leader of the Tibetan people.

We don't have anything from that super-sleuth Ken Starr today, because yesterday he only interviewed boys. The good thing about Clinton is that we know that he ain't queer. We aren't sure about Ken Starr yet. Ken Starr: Seeks Nice Lady with Experience Giving Blowjobs.

We thought that we were going to have to find something else to read about, but now we have: Harolyn Cardozo and Janis Kearney. It is amazing the power this computer gives me. I write the definitive obituary of a person I never even heard of before yesterday, and I have received more than 300 hits already. She Stood by Her Men - Tammy Wynette Dies.

EXCLUSIVE NEWS UPDATE: The boy who ran away with Sara Wilson and brought her from Virginia to Brooklyn was arrested and held in the Brooklyn House of Detention for two days. The police took Sara Wilson to the Covenant House in Manhattan, but she escaped and ran away from there.

Let's all hope that Sara successfully makes a run for it, because Judge Janow is trying to have her brought by force back to Amherst County, Virginia so he can molest her some more.

I am interested in the Sara Wilson case because she is in the same predicament as my kidnapped daughter. Like my daughter, Sara Wilson had no involvement with Amherst County, Virginia until she was kidnapped in 1990 and taken there by non-relatives. Prior to being kidnapped, Sara lived in the San Francisco Bay Area.

The current whereabouts of Sara Wilson are unknown. Anybody who sees Sarah Wilson should just keep quiet about it!

Sensational News: Viagra: The new Wonder Drug for Women: But only men are allowed to have it!

Here is: Why the Three American Nuns were Killed in El Salvador in 1980.

Now, the time has come to put the real criminals in jail: Paula Jones, John Whitehead, Donovan Campbell, Jerry Falwell and the kidnappers of my daughter, Shamema Sloan are all Wanted for Kidnapping.

Major News: The Jones vs. Clinton case has been dismissed.

Two days ago, I predicted that the Jones vs. Clinton lawsuit was about to be dismissed. I wrote, "There seems to be enough here ... to end the Jones case." See: Juanita Broaddrick: Raped by Clinton in 1978, according to Phillip Yoakum and Jones' lawyer.

However, I believe that still the other shoe should drop. Donovan Campbell and John Whitehead should be found in contempt of court and sentenced to at least some time in jail for violating the rights of Juanita Broaddrick by revealing her identity as "Jane Doe #5".

Here is the Full Text of the Decision Dismissing Jones vs. Clinton,case.

I have been so good at predicting tomorrow's news lately, that I am starting to believe that the major news media might be reading my web site and occasionally getting ideas from me.

I always like to show photos of beautiful young girls, and here is the best yet: Laura Ross, America's Number One Rated Chess Player (for her age).

I finally got around to scanning some photos: Here is: Rasputin: The Real Man and the Cartoon Character and Judith Campbell Exner: Long standing mistress of JFK.

Elizabeth Ward Gracen Finally Admits It: Yes, I did. I had sex with the President. "He's a very charming, handsome man".

Join the 35,000 Feet High Club Today! No dues to pay, but open only to those who qualify. Yes, I want to Join the 35,000 Feet High Club!

Juanita Broaddrick: Raped by Clinton in 1978, according to Phillip Yoakum and Jones' lawyer. UPDATE: Here is: Affidavit of Juanita Broaddrick denying non-consensual sex with President Clinton.

Here are the court papers which allege that Broaddrick "[name withheld]" was raped by Clinton in 1978: Full text of response by Paula Jones in Jones vs. Clinton case.

Here is the text of a published article (which I did not write) about Clinton's Black Baby, including photographs of the mother and her child: Clinton's negro whoremongering brought him son that he hides.

By the way, I do not endorse this. I also do not believe it. I am just providing information and leaving it for the reader to decide. Here is news about Clinton's Black Baby.

Here are photos of Gennifer Flowers: Now the Best Thing ever to happen to President Clinton.

Eleanor Stacy Parker says Jordan helped land her White House job.

They were competing for the President's affections! Now it is coming out: Cristy Zercher and Debra Schiff were competing with each other for future President Clinton on a 1992 campaign flight, while Hillary slept nearby!

When will they ever end? Still even more women testify about giving blow jobs to the President.

This is It! You won't believe this. The President gave this up for the motley crew of dopey broads he has now. Here she is: Dolly Kyle Browning: How I Got Laid by The President.

Betsy McCaughey Ross: If elected, She's Ready to Give a Blow Job to the President.

Here is: Monica Lewinsky looks at Larry King's Dick while More Women Testify about Presidential Blowjobs. Also, Monica S. Lewinsky has a new Hair Style.

Here is: Hikaru Nakamura leads New York Open under-2200 section and Hikaru Nakamura becomes chess master at 10 years, 2 months.

Lewinsky finally admits it: "I did it for the President". Why is the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Institute Named After Me?

I finally scanned some photos of women who became famous by catching, or being caught with, a famous US politician. Here are photos of Elizabeth Ray, Fanne Fox, Paula Parkinson, Donna Rice, Megan Marshak, Jessica Hahn, Fawn Hall and Judith Exner.

Here is some: Soft-Core Pornography (You guys are going to like this.)

The poor guy can't get a girl! Here are All the President's Women. The latest rumors concern Kathleen Willey, White House Contributor and Debra Schiff, White House Receptionist, plus Elizabeth Ward Gracen, a former Miss America, plus Sherrie Densuk, model and convicted shoplifter.

I might as well try to get some personal benefit from this web site. Perhaps some beautiful girl will confuse me with Leonardo DiCaprio: Listen Girls! If You Want to Meet Leonardo DiCaprio, you gotta see me first!

Here is: Genetic Reason for Lesbianism and Homosexuality Revealed in Study.

Here is: DNA Evidence Proves that Dr. Sam Sheppard Did not Kill His Wife

Gratuitous Photo of the Day: Rape Victim Forms the National Coalition Against Violent Athletes. Here is a Photo of Four Rape Victims.

Here is a: Photo Opportunity for Hillary.

Here is a man who says: I Killed Mahatma Gandhi and I am Glad I Did!

Here is: Playboy Bunny makes deal with Michael Milken.

Did this woman give a blow job to the President? She certainly looks like one of Bill's Concubines.

Here is: Princess Diana told the driver to go faster, Trevor Rees-Jones, her bodyguard, says.

Here is a: Photo of the Bones of Czar Nicholas II of Russia.

Here is India's New Hot Sex Number.

Here is an e-mail I received: Will somebody please help out this poor fellow?

WARNING: The FBI is investigating this web site

The two agents of the FBI asked me about statements that I had made on my web site, which they had obviously studied in detail. They asked questions about my former girlfriend (who moved out of my home last month and who is in no way involved in this).

I was not going to say anything to anyone about this, but I found out the next morning that after they left my house, they visited my former employer and spoke to several people about me.

Therefore, I beg of you, if the FBI comes asking about me, don't tell 'em nothing.

Please, I beg of you, do not reveal that I have told you that FBI agent John P. Butler was personally involved in the conspiracy to kidnap my daughter and that Morgan Scott, former United States Attorney, was also involved in this conspiracy. Do not reveal, please, the fact that I have repeatedly called for the arrest and criminal prosecution of John P. Butler, Morgan Scott, Consular Officer Stephen R. Pattison, judges Lawrence Janow, Michael Gamble, and James Turk and Lynchburg Commonwealth Attorney Bill Petty, all of whom were directly involved and personally assisted Charles and Shelby Roberts in their kidnapping of my daughter, which took place on October 7, 1990.

If my postings on the web should happen to disappear soon, you will know what happened to me.

She's a Really Cool Girl: Tara Lipinski Wins Olympic Gold Medal.

Sam Sloan's Secret Report: The Secret Report on the CIA Bay of Pigs' Invasion.

Here is: The actual CIA official report. (I need a volunteer to type the second half.)

The Strongest Chess Tournament in History has now begun. Here are: My Reports on Linares 1998.

For a photo of Najibullah, President of Afghanistan, hanging, see: Najibullah Hangs in Kabul.

I know that this is going to break my band width limit, but sometimes I just cannot resist putting these things up: Here is Lesbian Sex: Two Hot Cold Numbers Prepare to Get It On!

Here is: The US Government's Threatening Letter to Bobby Fischer: Why people are trying to blow up federal office buildings and to spread deadly toxins.

Here is: The Outrageous Letter which made Bobby Fischer an International Fugitive from Justice. I believe that the author of this letter, R. Richard Newcomb, should be criminally prosecuted for making these threats which are utterly without basis in law.

Here is commentary on a question which has been posted about Where is Bobby Fischer?

Here is: Scandalous Photo of Sharon Stone Naked from the Neck Up.

There have altogether been more than one hundred responses and comments on my article "Anastasia: The Movie and the Real Princess". Here are two pages of them: Letters which have been sent in response to my article and Opinions which have been expressed in response to my article. (Not everybody entirely agrees with me, by the way.)

Everybody is searching for a Fugitive Runaway Child. Due to having been molested and exploited for the last nine years by that monstrous criminal, Judge Janow, this child wisely made a run for it. Her name ,has just been placed on the National Registry for Missing and Exploited Children. What happens to her depends on who finds her first!

I am constantly asked why I keep posting photos of good looking women on my web site, when that diminishes the importance of other matters discussed on my web site, such as my daughter being kidnapped for example.

The answer is simply that if I do not post these photos of good looking girls, nobody will look at my web site!

Now I bring you another photo of a beautiful woman: The "other woman" in Bill Clinton's life: Susan McDougal, the woman who has sat in prison for more than one year just to protect her president.

I Got to Admit, Monica Lewinsky looks mighty good today. Monica is shedding those unwanted pounds. Paying attention to her appearance. Making herself look as good as possible.

Next, I will let you in on why I can't get my girlfriend to lose weight like that!

EXTRA! EXTRA! Read All About it: Blond Bimbos Blast Bill.

Here is a story I was hoping would be about me (but it was not). It fits my case exactly. My daughter, Shamema Honzagool, aged 8, was kidnapped from my home in 1990. I have never been able to get her back, which is the reason why I bring you this web site: Father Wins Custody of an 8-Year-Old Girl Kidnapped in 1990.

In recounting old news stories similar to the Monica Lewinsky case, the press has often invoked the name of then 27-year-old Megan Marshak, whom, they say, was at the side of former Vice-President Nelson Rockefeller when he died on January 26, 1979.

That is a damn lie. Here is: Where was Megan Marshak when Vice-President Nelson Rockefeller Died?

Here is a letter I wrote last week about a Stock Market Swindle.

Disastrous news: In a late night deal, just before his term was to expire at midnight, Judge Lawrence Janow's term of office was extended. Did the Virginia State Legislatures know that by this last minute compromise, they have subjected my entire family to another six years of torture and persecution by this evil monster?

For reasons unrelated to my efforts to stop Lawrence Janow, the man who had my then 8-year-old daughter kidnapped in Abu Dhabi and had my mother's bank accounts frozen, from being re-elected as a judge, his re-appointment had been delayed. Effective midnight Saturday night, Judge Janow was not to be a judge, because his term was to expire February 1, 1998.

This means that, as of midnight, it would have been perfectly legal to kill him without facing capital murder charges.

Here is what the Richmond Times Dispatch said about this: GOP gets say on judges: Democrats see power play; some decisions wait.

Here is what the Lynchburg News & Advance said about this: Partisan politics slows down Assembly action on judges.

Judge Lawrence Janow was up for re-election Friday, January 30, 1998, in the Virginia General Assembly. Please help me stop this monstrous criminal from being re-elected as a judge.

Read about Bill and Hillary's Platonic Relationship: The Platonic Relationship of America's First Couple.

Clinton to Divorce Hillary and Marry Monica: Lewinsky to Become Nation's First Lady.

One of the strongest chess tournaments ever has just concluded at Wijk aan Zee, The Netherlands. The winners are Kramnik and Anand. Here is: My Final Report. Here is: My Report on the Last Round of Play.

"FIDE World Champion" Anatoly Karpov finally won a game (he beat up a little girl) and finished with an even score. Here are the Results through the final round, February 1, 1998. In Round 6, Anand was Defeated by a 21-year-old Girl. "World Champion" Karpov, in next-to-last place, appears to have blundered. However, he was lost anyway against Topalov in Round 9.

Beauty Queen of the Teenybopper Chess Grandmaster World Tour is Antoaneta Stefanova of Bulgaria, the World's Number One Girl.

The fighting has lulled in Kandy, Sri Lanka, as only eleven people were killed there Tuesday. A collection of photos of Girls of Kandy is already on this web site. (These girls are not blown up).

If you think that I had a great looking girlfriend, just take a look at Bill Clinton's. Here is President Clinton Hugs One of his Girlfriends and Not Good Enough For Bill, The Presidential Wanna-Be Concubine.

Jerry Falwell accuses President Clinton of peddling drugs and of being involved in the murder of Vincent Foster, the former White House deputy counsel. But what about the fact that Jerry Falwell was involved in the kidnapping of my daughter, Shamema, and is right now holding my daughter a prisoner in his "Liberty Christian Academy"? Here is news: Falwell Meets with Prime Minister of Israel and Offers to Mobilize Churches to Oppose Palestinian Rights.

I have seven children, including three from Kandy, Sri Lanka. Here are Photos of My 7 Kids.

I was working on number eight, but my girlfriend left me two months ago. Since this isn't working, I will try the opposite approach. If you don't come back, I will put the good photos on the Internet. (The good pictures are already posted here. You just can't find them.)

If you read this entire home page, you will receive a special reward near the bottom.

Here is an e-mail I received about: Dorchen Leidholdt and Other Kidnappers of Children. Here is another e-mail I received about: Dorchen Leidholdt and Kidnappers of Children.

Somebody is having a good time composing these fake e-mails I keep receiving. Here is another one: Letter from the Indus River?? This came after I had received an obviously fake e-mail letter, supposedly from Honzagool. The return e-mail address turned out to be non-existent. Can anybody can tell me how to find out who is actually sending these letters? Click for the Fake letter from Honzagool.

Here is yet another fake letter. This one is A Marriage Proposal. To explain what this is all about, here is my actual Letter to Raja Abdul Rashid.

While you are viewing this web page, you should be hearing "Arab Dance" by Peter Tchaikovsky. If you cannot hear it, try getting speakers on your computer or downloading music software. All of my most popular web pages now have music.

I have just learned how to put music on a web page. In recognition of another one of my ex-wives (who is a concert pianist), here are two pieces by Beethoven, as played and performed by Anda Baumanis. (You will need a speaker on your computer to hear them).

Here is my report about: Woman's World Chess Championship Competition Tainted by Favoritism by FIDE.

Bad Guys in the Federal Judiciary: Judges Who Belong in Jail.

Just Received: Here is: Their Side of the Story.

The most common question which I am asked is: How is it possible that your daughter, age 8, was kidnapped, and there is nothing you can do to get her back?

The answer, in a nutshell, is that there are four judges in Virginia who themselves are criminals. These four judges are federal judges James Turk and Jackson Kiser, Circuit Judge Michael Gamble and J & D Judge Lawrence Janow. These four judges have been involved in the kidnapping of numerous little girls, not only mine. The parents of none of these girls have ever been able to get their daughters back or ever to see them again. Here is more about this: Judge Jackson Kiser: A Judge Who Belongs in Jail.

Here is a New York Times report about the appellate court decision directing Judge Kiser to obey the federal law (as if ordering a rank incorrigible criminal to obey the law will do any good): Court to Let Rape Lawsuit Go Forward.

I speak about 15 languages (sometimes brokenly). Here is my: English-Kalasha-Khowar-Nuristani-Hindi-Urdu-Pashtu Word List.Here is my: Hindi-Urdu-Pashtu-English Word List. Here is my article about: Dardic Languages Spoken in Chitral. Here is: A Phonemic Writing System for Khowar. Here is: A Phonemic Sound Chart for Khowar.

In Wall Street, we have an old saying: "If you're so smart, why ain't you rich." Here is: The SEC is After Me!

Anastasia is unquestionably the greatest movie of its kind ever made. But, what ever happened to the real Princess Anastasia? Here is: My Personal Reason for Interest in the Anastasia Story.

Regarding my recurring nightmares about Afghanistan, here is: UN finds Evidence of Atrocities.

Here is news about Nomura, Daiwa and Nikko Securities to close down soon, sources say, along with Pay-Back time for long ,tanding but illegal Japanese practices?

It seems that the most popular pages on this web site are those about sex in Japan. Therefore, I am bringing you More about sex in Japan: Schoolgirls say prostitution is OK.

The British au pair, Louise Woodward, 19, was convicted of second degree murder in the death of 8-month-old Matthew Eappen. Here is: Judge Zobel's Decision in the Nanny Case.

My new telephone number is (718) 385-7650. I am now working as a taxi driver. Here is a question: Did Drew Barrymore and Kate Moss Really Ride in My Taxi? Here is the beginning of my essay on Driving in New York City. Here is a question I received about Alexander the Great.

In a shocking development, the Tokyo Metropolitan Government has completely banned sex with teenage girls for money. The ban went into effect on December 16, 1997. For more information about this, see: Tokyo Bans "compensated dating". Here is the full text of the Japan Times article announcing the new law: New Metro law bans adult sex with minors. For a published warning against violating this law, see: Mr. Fukuyama and his three virgin daughters.

Here are two more newspaper articles about Child Prostitution in Japan: A Plain School Uniform as the Latest Aphrodisiac and Schoolgirls as Sex Toys.

Old joke of the day: What is the difference between a good girl and a nice girl? Here is how today's teenagers cope with this vexing question: Teen-Agers Alter Sexual Practices, Thinking Risks Will Be Avoided. Here is a related Joke which appeared in The New York Times.

On October 12, 1997, the Greyhound Bus Company stole my Compaq Pentium 90 computer. As a result, I have not been able to update my web site regularly. See Greyhound Bus stole my computer. If they do not give it back soon, I will blast it all over the Internet. I really will!

The Dow Jones Industrial average has gone down a bit lately, but, never fear, it will go up again. How to make easy money quickly? Here is Sam Sloan's Stock Market Forecast.

I want to take advantage of this windfall opportunity by trying to get some crooked lawyers arrested, who so desperately need to go to jail. Here is my Complaint to the Manhattan District Attorney demanding the arrest and criminal prosecution of Dorchen Leidholdt and Sister Theresa Courtney.

I know what almost all of you really want. I have it. I will get to that in due course, but first here is something about me:

My name is M. Ismail Sloan. I am also known as Samuel Howard Sloan, Ismail Sloan and Sam Sloan. You may call me anything you like. Here is How I Became the Presiden, of Ishi Press.

Here is a controversy - the kind we all like to hear about - regarding Anna Kournikova, a beautiful tennis star from Russia. See: "The Lobbing Lolita" - Anna Kournikova.

Here is another controversy. This one is about sex in Japan. (They don't have sex in Japan): Sexual Discrimination in Japanese Go. Here is an article about Pornography in Japan. Here is More about Pornography in Japan.

The main reason for this web page is not to make money but to publicize the fact that my daughter, Shamema, was kidnapped in 1990 and, due to corruption in the FBI and the Department of Justice, I have never been able to get the kidnappers prosecuted or even to have this matter investigated in the US, even though the identity of the kidnappers is known and there is an INTERPOL watch for their arrest.

Neither I nor the mother of my daughter have ever been able to get our child back. The whereabouts of the child and the kidnappers is known to be in the area of Lynchburg, Virginia, but the corrupt local authorities in Virginia, some of whom actually provided assistance to the kidnappers, refuse to do anything about it. The name of our kidnapped child is Shamema Honzagool. She will now be 16 years old. Charles and Shelby Roberts, who are still holding my daughter, are Wanted for Kidnapping.

Here is some of the evidence proving that Charles and Shelby Roberts really did kidnap Shamema Honzagool: Here is the note left behind by Shamema when she was kidnapped: The Note. Here is airline ticket purchased by Charles and Shelby Roberts: The Airline Ticket. Here is flight reservation made by Charles and Shelby Roberts: The Flight Reservation. Here is the Pakistan Passport of Honzagool, the mother of Shamema: Honzagool's Passport. Here is Honzagool's Green Card. Here is the Wanted Card for Honzagool's cousin, Aziz-ur-Rehman. Here is Page one of the death threat from BMUMO and the full text. Here is Page two of the BMUMO letter and information about it, including the name of the man who wrote it. Jay Roberts, son of Charles and Shelby Roberts, is now asking for donations of $4,800 to Help Him Spread the Gospel.

Here is a petition for a writ of certiorari regarding my kidnapped daughter which I filed in the United States Supreme Court: Petition for a Writ of Certiorari, Case No. 97-5913, filed August 12, 1997. Certiorari was denied by the United States Supreme Court on October 20, 1997. Here is the decision of the Virginia Supreme Court from which I am appealing: Dismissal of Appeal.

Here is some other news:

CIA Director William J. Casey was a bad guy. We did not get along, but at least I got to write his published obituary. Here is my Obituary of William J. Casey. Casey's right hand man, side-kick, flunky, and chief bot,le washer was Stanley Sporkin. For an example of the work of Super Spy Stanley Sporkin, see: Stanley Sporkin Gets His Man. Sporkin could not get a real job after his chief, Casey, died, so they made him a United States District Judge, where he sits today!

DI DIES: Here is the question: Who Killed Princess Diana?

In response to this posting, I have been bombarded with letters from persons who state that I am completely wrong and that nobody killed Diana because Diana is still alive and faked her own death.

PRINCESS DIANA IS ALIVE! Diana has been spotted in Japan. Here is news about: Princess Diana Seen Alive!. Here is news about: Keiko, the Killer Whale.

There is also a growing movement to have Diana canonized by the Church of England as a saint, so that St. Diana will assume her rightful place alongside St. Joan of Arc and the other female saints.

Here is a related question: Who Killed Mother Teresa?

Ever since the crash, I have been bombarded with requests for photos of Di dead. However, I am a man of high moral principle. I refuse to publish such photos. By the way, I don't have such photos. It would cost me a lot of money to get them. I'm broke right now. Anyway, here is what I have: Di Dies and Di Dead.

I may not know who killed Princess Diana, but I do know who killed JonBenet Ramsey. The world has been shocked by the sensational murder of a beautiful six-year-old girl. On a back stairway in the house where her body was found, her mother found a ransom note. As can be plainly seen, this "ransom note" was obviously fake. Moreover, based upon this note, just about any reasonably intelligent person can figure out who the actual killer must be. I do not need to say more. Here is the JonBenet Ramsey ransom note.

Now at last it can be told. Here is the story of how I escaped from jail in Afghanistan. My Escape from Jail in Afghanistan.

Here is my article about History of the Uyghurs and of Greater Turkestan.

Here is the story of a man who has spent 20 years in prison in Virginia for a crime he did not commit, when the identity of the actual killer has always been known: The Story of Donnie Don Beverley. Here is an explanation of why he is still in jail: Chief Justice Harry L. Carrico - Defender of the White Race.

Marv Albert take note! Here are more cases of: Prisoners Wrongfully Incarcerated in Virginia.

The latest news: SERIAL KILLERS STILL AT LARGE IN VIRGINIA.

PARENT'S ALERT: I never thought that complaints about child pornography were to be taken seriously, until I saw on the Internet pornography which targets children as viewers. Here is disturbing information about: The Prurient Problem of Pre-Pubescent Pornography.

I have written and posted numerous articles about chess. As my main home page has become too large and unwieldy, I have transferred them all to: Sam Sloan's Chess Page.

For adventures of Sam Sloan, see:

The Story of Poor, Little Honzagool

The Story of Afiyat, a beautiful Kalash girl

The Story of Hafdis Einarsdottir, an Icelandic girl

The Story of Atsuko, a Japanese girl

The Story of Hajigul, a Uyghur girl

The Story of Jinda Yaichampli, a Thai girl

The Tragic Story of Philippine Linda

One of the great men of our time, Justice William Brennan, has died. Justice Brennan had good things to say about Sam Sloan. Here is my obituary of him. Justice Brennan dies.

Warning!! This web site is dangerous. This is according to no less an authority than Dorchen Leidholdt of Sanctuary for Families, Inc. She wrote on June 20, 1997, in a letter to the court: "Dear Judge Ross, ... I have extremely strong evidence that Mr. Sloan is dangerous (as demonstrated by the writings he has posted on his website on the Internet at http://www.ishipress.com )." For the full text of the letter to the judge, see: Letter from Sanctuary for Families, Inc..

Dorchen Leidholdt had me put in jail on June 11, 1997 and again on July 3, 1997, for no reason at all. This web page, which was frequently consulted by both sides, may have helped get me out. Finally, the cases against me were dropped on August 19, 1997 and August 26, 1997. Hundreds of men have been put in jail by Dorchen Leidholdt. They did not have a web page to tell their sides of the story and are still inside, many serving long years in prison, who are no doubt just as innocent as I was.

Here is my motion to the New York Appellate Term to stay the order of protection: Motion to Appellate Term. Here is my motion to the New York Appellate Division for Custody of the three subject children: Motion to Appellate Division.

Here is the next development: Sanctuary for Families Quits the Case!!. (They did not really quit. Their letter was another lie.)

Who, you ask, is Dorchen Leidholdt? Obviously, you have not spent much time reading Hustler Magazine. Otherwise, you would know that the June, 1985 issue of Hustler made her "Asshole of the Month". Dorchen sued Larry Flynt for this, but lost. See Dorchen Leidholdt vs. Larry Flynt Publications, 860 F.2d 960 (9th Cir. 1988). For more about this, see: Who is Dorchen Leidholdt??.

Dorchen Leidholdt has twice had me put in jail. I am damn lucky to have gotten out both times. I owe the greatest debt of gratitude to Kweku Vanderpuye of the New York Legal Aid Society for the magnificent job he did of twice getting me out of jail in the face of the opposition a politically powerful group like Sanctuary for Families, Inc. For more about this, see Complaint to the District Attorney about Dorchen Leidholdt.

HELP is desperately needed for a lawsuit brought against me: New York Family Court Child Custody Proceeding and Temporary Order of Protection.

Here is the answer I filed: All about Sanctuary for Families and Sister Theresa Courtney. Here is my motion to vacate the ex-party temporary order of custody: Motion to Vacate the Ex-Party Temporary Order of Custody.

Time to get religion: Here is Why I Became a Muslim.

For proof that the earth is less than 10,000 years old, see: Creationism vs. Evolution and Introducing the author (my former jailer), Dr. David W. Cash.

The main reason I maintain this web site is to try to recover my kidnapped daughter, Shamema Honzagool Sloan, who was kidnapped nearly nine years ago by Charles and Shelby Roberts. Here are my latest petitions to recover my kidnapped daughter: Petition to the Virginia Supreme Court and Petition to Virginia Court of Appeals for re-re-hearing. These petitions were denied: Dismissal of Appeal.

Here are the denials of my previous petitions: Denial of Motion for Transcripts, Denial of Petition for Rehearing, Denial of Petition for Rehearing En Banc.

Here is information that you cannot afford to be without (I did not write this): The Beast of Revelation 13:18 is Identified.

I am creating a very large database of chess games. Your reward for sending me your chess games is that your immortality is assured. You will be needing this, as I have Proof that the World will End in 1998.

Here is how Jesus came to Japan How Jesus Reached Japan.

I was born on September 7, 1944 in Richmond, Virginia. I have been to 76 countries of the world.

On October 7, 1990, my daughter, Shamema Honzagool Sloan, was kidnapped from my home in Fujairah, United Arab Emirates, by agents of Charles and Shelby Roberts, Christian Fundamentalists, and taken to Lynchburg, Virginia. I have never been able to get my daughter back.

Less than two weeks after Charles and Shelby Roberts had my 8-year-old daughter kidnapped and brought to America, they filed a petition for the custody of the child. Here is that petition: Petition for Custody of Shamema Honzagool Sloan.

The mother of my daughter is named Honzagool. She lives in her native Pakistan. Honzagool had nothing to do with this kidnapping, has no connection with Charles and Shelby Roberts and has not even seen her daughter since she was nine months old. Here is: The Story of Poor, Little Honzagool.

One month before that, on September 3, 1990, the same group, which included my brother, Creighton Wesley Sloan, kidnapped my mother, Dr. Helen Marjorie Sloan, in Bangkok, Thailand. Stephen R. Pattison, a United States Consular Officer stationed in Bangkok, assisted in this kidnapping of my mother. An attempt was also made to kidnap my daughter at that time, which was unsuccessful. For four years prior to that, my brother had kept all of the bank accounts of his own mother frozen. This set up The Kidnapping of Dr. Helen Marjorie Sloan.

Here is some background concerning this kidnapping. Please note everything carefully, especially the dates. In April, 1984, while my mother was,still a practicing medical doctor working in the geriatrics ward of Western State Hospital in Staunton, Virginia, she went to visit my brother in North Carolina. He took her to Duke University Medical Center in what, as later became apparent, was the first step in efforts to seize control of her assets. Here is a report from Duke Report of Dr. Peter Becker.

Please note from the reports that all of the information that my mother was suffering from some sort of dementia came from Creighton Sloan, his wife, his uncle, Cassel Jacobson and his uncle's wife, the very people who were trying to get her money. On every test, my mother got a perfect score, hardly a result for an Alzheimer's patient. The reports explain this anomaly as the result of her "baseline superior intelligence." The same was true of the last time she was ever brought to Duke. Here is the Final Report: Report of Dr. Gregg Warshaw.

My brother tried to have my mother locked up at that time. My mother escaped and, in the only thing she could do to stop him from harassing her, she fled the United States altogether. Creighton then applied ex-party to a judge of the Lynchburg Circuit Court for a freeze on her assets. Please note the dates carefully. On December 3-4, 1986, Creighton's lawyer, Killis T. Howard, arranged a hearing and a conference with a judge, even though the case had not even been filed yet and no judge had been assigned!! See: Letter to Judge Miller. The lawsuit itself was not filed until December 11, one week later! See: Letter to Juanita Shields. More than that, the suit did not even name Dr. Marjorie Sloan as a defendant. See: Creighton Sloan v. Sovran Bank. Nevertheless, Judge Miler immediately granted an ex-party order freezing the bank accounts of Dr. Sloan, without Dr. Sloan ever being served with process or even notified of the pending litigation. See: Ex-Party Order of Judge Richard S. Miller.

To this day, more than eleven years later, Dr. Sloan has never been served with process and Judge Miller has never given her a hearing on this matter. There have been no further proceedings. The bank account, which contains around $300,000, is still frozen.

Judge Miller and the parties to the case apparently believed that with her bank accounts frozen, Dr. Sloan would return to the United States and contest the matter. However, she refused to do so, realizing that it was the intention of her youngest son to lock her up and never to let her out again. Here is a letter from my mother to the judge protesting this freeze on her bank accounts: Re: Freeze on All Assets of Dr. Marjorie Sloan. Here is a letter from an attorney about this: Letter from Chadbourne, Parke & Afridi.

Finally, four years later, my mother became ill and had to check into the Bangkok General Hospital. Creighton hired a Thai lawyer named Boonchoo Yensabai to kidnap her and have her brought to America. See: Letter from Boonchoo Yensabai.

This letter was fraudulent. No order of any court had appointed Creighton W. Sloan as the guardian of Helen Marjorie Sloan. The only order in existence was the ex-party order which froze all of her assets. Nevertheless, Boonchoo Yensabai, through the payment of bribes to the Thai police and other officials, was able to kidnap Dr. Helen Marjorie Sloan. To this day, seven years later, Dr. Sloan is still locked up and has never been gr,nted a hearing by any court, either in Thailand or in America.

I have written innumerable letters to the FBI and other authorities complaining about these kidnappings. I have been arrested eleven times in efforts to stop me from getting my kidnapped daughter back. In 1992, I was extradited from California and tried and sentenced to five years in prison in Virginia on charges which I can prove were completely false. They were trying to give me 15 years. Here is the decision of the Virginia Court of Appeals which granted in part and denied in part my petition for appeal: Order of the Virginia Court of Appeals.

I got out of prison after only 21 months, much to the consternation of the people who kidnapped my daughter. They keep trying to have me arrested again.

Here is my first letter to the FBI: Letter to the FBI about the kidnappings of Dr. Marjorie Sloan and Shamema Honzagool Sloan. Here is my second letter to the FBI: Letter to the FBI Agent John Terry. Here is one of my other letters to the FBI: Letter to the FBI Agent John P. Butler. Here is the only reply I have ever received either verbally or in writing to my letters to the FBI and to the US Department of Justice about these kidnappings (Note that in July, 1991, nine months after Charles and Shelby Roberts had kidnapped my daughter, Judge Lawrence Janow of the Amherst County Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court had "awarded" them custody of the child which they had kidnapped): 1994 Response of US Department of Justice regarding 1990 complaints of kidnappings of Dr. Marjorie Sloan and Shamema Honzagool Sloan.

For approximately the 15 or 16th time, I recently lost an appeal to the Virginia appellate courts pertaining to the fact that my then 8-year-old daughter was criminally kidnapped from me in 1990 and my efforts to get my daughter back. The people who kidnapped my daughter are some of the most monstrous and vicious people imaginable, namely Charles and Shelby Roberts, who are in no way related to my daughter, and Judges Lawrence Janow and Michael Gamble. In a civilized country, their criminal acts would merit them the death penalty, but this is America. Charles Roberts, in fact, has an INTERPOL warrant outstanding for his arrest for kidnapping my daughter, but he is being protected from prosecution by the corrupt Virginia judges. Here is a photo of the cousins of Shamema. However, she has never met any of them, because she has been kidnapped: Family of Shamema in Chitral, Pakistan.

Here are motions I have filed in this case: Motion for Transcripts to the Amherst County Circuit Court and Motion for Transcripts to the Virginia Court of Appeals.

Here is my latest petition to the Virginia Court of Appeals, filed on November 28, 1996: Petition for Rehearing to Virginia Court of Appeals.

Here is the order of the Virginia Court of Appeals dismissing my appeal: Decision of Virginia Court of Appeals.

Here is my complaint to the Virginia State Bar against attorney Frank G. Davidson III: Complaint to Virginia State Bar. For the answer I received to this complaint, see:Answer from the Virginia State Bar.

Here is the opening brief I filed in this appeal (no response was filed ,y the opposing side): Opening Brief to Virginia Court of Appeals.

Here is motion for counsel I filed in this appeal: Motion for Counsel.

Here is my motion that the entire record be transmitted in this appeal (which the lower courts refused to do): Motion for the Complete Record.

Here is my letter to Judge Trabue about my inability to obtain a transcript Third letter to Judge Trabue.

Here is my complaint against attorney Lisa L. Schenkel: Complaint about Lisa L. Schenkel.

Here is a letter I wrote shortly before my daughter was kidnapped: 1990 Letter to US Vice-Consul in Dubai.

I have written innumerable letters about this kidnapping. Here is my letter to President Clinton complaining about this: Letter to President Clinton. Here is the only reply I received, which came from Ms. Terry H. Ihnat: Letter from Terry H. Ihnat.

Here is my letter to the Chief Justice of the Virginia Supreme Court: Letter to Chief Justice Harry L. Carrico.

Here is the New York Supreme Court order awarding me custody of my daughter: Order of Judge Backal. Here is my appeal to the Virginia Court of Appeals: Appeal to the Virginia Court of Appeals. Here is my Petition for a Rehearing to the Virginia Court of Appeals (which was granted): Petition to the Virginia Court of Appeals. Here is my petition to the Virginia Supreme Court: Petition to the Virginia Supreme Court. Here is my 1991 petition to the US Supreme Court Petition for Certiorari, 1991. Here is my 1996 petition to the US Supreme Court: Sloan vs. Virginia, No. 95-8909.

Here is my complaint to the Organization of American States regarding the International kidnapping of my daughter: OAS. Here is my 1992 complaint to the Virginia Attorney General and request for the appointment of a special prosecutor. (I was arrested in San Francisco on an extradition warrant from Virginia on the day after the date of this letter): Letter to Mary Sue Terry. Here is my federal lawsuit against the kidnappers of my daughter: Sloan vs. Stephen R. Pattison.

Here is my Mandamus petition against Judges Gamble and Janow. Here is my petition for a rehearing on the summary dismissal of the mandamus petition against Judges Gamble and Janow: Mandamus Rehearing Petition. Here is my letter to New York Judge Phyllis Gangel-Jacob: Letter to Judge Gangel-Jacob. Here is my appeal to the Supreme Court Appellate Division of the State of New York: Appeal to the New York Supreme Court. Here is my letter to Judge Kenneth E. Trabue: Letter to Judge Trabue.

For more about this litigation, see: More Legal Documents, I Just Got Out of Jail and Letter to Raja Abdul Rashid.

For reasons which I simply cannot understand, not everybody loves me. Here are some threats which I received.

I was present during the 1972 Fischer - Spassky chess match in Reykjavik, Iceland. Afterwards I got involved with some Icelandic girls. Their names were Gulla, Gurra, Gunna, Guffa, Tutta, Inga, Karo, Loa, Hrefna, Helga, Sibba, Solla and Beggo. For more about them, see: My Wild Icelandic Girls. Here is How to Tell an Icelandic Girl. For the Story of Hafdis Einarsdottir, see: Hafdis Einarsdottir.

I have seven children. The names of my children, in order, are Peter , Mary , Shamema , Michael , Jessica, George and Anusha. Here is a picture I recently took when I got four of my children together: My 4 Kids.

When he was 13, my son Peter handed in an essay he had written to his English teacher for a grade. This caused an uproar at his school and nearly got him suspended. The way I obtained a copy is that I fished it out of a garbage bag outside of the school, in a practice known as "dumpster-diving". Here is that essay: Just Another Day in the Life of Sherman Kornwold.

I am the author of four published books. The names of my books are: Khowar English Dictionary, Chinese Chess for Beginners, How to Take Over an American Public Company, and The Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson. Here is a review of my book, "How to Take Over an American Public Company", which was published in the Japan Times in Tokyo Book Review. To order books, see: Books. See also Barbara Chase-Riboud, World Class Bullshitter.

One of my major accomplishments in life is that I once argued orally an appeal before the United States Supreme Court and won 9-0. I know of no other non-lawyer who has ever done that. Here is the opinion in full of the United States Supreme Court: SEC vs. Samuel H. Sloan, 436 US 103 (1978). Here is another source for the same opinion: SEC v. Sloan.

However, I also sued President Richard Nixon and lost badly. That decision is published in the law books as: Sloan vs. Nixon, 60 FRD 228 (1973).

In high school, I was a winner in the Virginia Science Talent Search and scored 800 on my Math College Boards. I majored in math at the University of California at Berkeley. In 1966-1967, I was the President of the Sexual Freedom League. I have since given up free sex, however. To learn more about my student club, see: My Halcyon Student Days. Here are two of my most devoted followers: Mara Suviks and Deana Pino.

In 1968, I spent several months writing a manuscript containing a history of the preceding two years. Then, I put it aside and have never looked at it since. I need to deeply thank Anda Baumanis and Linda Duavis, each of whom completely typed my manuscript. Often I am asked whether it will ever be published. I do not know the answer. It is too long, about 1.2 megabytes. Does anybody really want to read this? Is it worth the price? Does this manuscript really deserve to see the light of publication. Here are some brief excerpts. Please express your opinion as to what should be done with this: The Party of November 19, 1966, The Party of November 26, 1966, Lisa Lindvall, Sexual Freedom Organizer, How we got Mara into Playboy Magazine and Mario Savio and the Free Speech Movement. See also Orgy Host Ordered to Quit House. I want to take this opportunity to thank those who have given so much to my ongoing efforts to upgrade the gene pool.

In June, 1978, while traveling as a simple tourist, I was arrested in Afghanistan as a spy, was held in prison for three months, and was nearly executed. I escaped successfully, but was re-arrested. I was in a total of seven jails, including the notorious Demazang and Puli Charqi killing jails. Here are photos I was able to take of the inside of one of the jails in Afghanistan, The Central Jail in Kabul and Leaving the Central Jail. Here is one of my fellow prisoners, who later made it to America, Syed Durali Shah. For the history of the War in Afghanistan see: History of the War in Afghanistan. For Nadir Shah, see: Nadir Shah. Here is the how I escaped from jail in Afghanistan. My Escape from Jail in Afghanistan.

Here is a fragment of a movie script I have written, which includes a section about a Namaita style show in Shinjuku. (The entire screenplay is 120 pages long): Hard Times in Tokyo, Japan. By popular demand, here is more of the script, but I still have not typed the exciting final conclusion. More Hard Times.Here is a letter about it to Mario Junior Letter to Mario Junior. Here is some background into this movie script: The Namaita show.

For the Rules of Japanese chess or Shogi, see: Basic Rules of Shogi. For the Rules of Chinese Chess or Xiangqi, see: Basics of Chinese chess. For the Rules of Thai chess or Makrook Thai, see: Rules of Thai chess. For How to Play Minesweeper, see: Minesweeper for Beginners. The most popular new game on the Internet is called FreeCell. Here is How to Play , FreeCell.

For my letter to the judge regarding the Bambi case, see: Diana Manetti. For the True Story of the 1001 Arabian Nights see: The Story of Sheherazade. For how the HIV Virus really works, see Latest Scientific Developments. For about Sperm Donations, see: About Sperm Donations. Read the Tragic Story of Linda M. Duavis who was victimized by Fortunato D. Oblena, Philippines Ambassador to the United Arab Emirates. For the Life of Manfred Wimmer, see: The Late, Great Manfred Wimmer.

I swear that I did not write the next article. I could not have done so. As a favor, somebody asked me to post this to a newsgroup. In terms of generating hate mail and other valid indicators, this one set all records. It was copied and recopied, posted and reposted to all the Japanese, Korean, Chinese, and other Asian newsgroups, eliciting hundreds of responses in each group, until it finally burned out several months later. Today, one year later, this is the most popular page on this web site. I get more readers here and more mail from this than anywhere else. See: All Unmarried Japanese Girls are Virgins. However, this claim has been refuted, because here is one Japanese girl who is not a virgin (but perhaps she is married): She may look like a virgin, but she is a hooker. I know it. Here are the details about her: Karensha.

For the Khowar Language, the Language of Chitral, Pakistan see: Khowar, the Language of Chitral and Khowar English Dictionary and List of 500 Words. For a Pashtu Language radio broadcast see: BBC Broadcast Regarding the Situation in Chitral. For the History of Chitral, see: My wife's family in Damik.

The situation of my marriage in Pakistan has caused controversy there. My wife was stolen away from me by Aziz-ur-Rehman, taken to Rawalpindi, a place where she had never been before, secretly divorced from me ex-party and married the same day to a man she did not know, who was the lawyer who obtained the divorce, all this time leaving me with our child, Shamema, which the mother had effectively abandoned at the age of only nine months. For the reasons why this "divorce decree" is legally invalid, see: Reasons Why the Decree of the Rawalpindi Family Court divorcing Honzagool from me is legally void and that Honzagool is still my wife. For the "divorce decree" itself, see: Ex-Party Order of Rawalpindi Family Court in Pakistan. See also: Letter to the Extra-Assistant Commissioner of Chitral, Pakistan, who was later found murdered and Letter from the EAC of Chitral. For a newspaper article attacking that judge, see Urdu Daily Jasarat article attacking the EAC of Chitral. For a more complete version of the same article, see: Urdu Daily Jasarat article. For my letter to ,he brother of Aziz-ur-Rehman, see: Letter to Amin-ur-Rehman.

More than 100 articles have appeared about this in the newspapers of Pakistan. The Pakistan press refused to publish my side of the story and continues to refuse to do so to this day. For a typical example of one of those articles, see: Daily Nawa-i-Waqt for 6 October 1983. For my reply to a person named Zaman who challenged me on this, see: Reply to Zaman. For the answer of Zaman, see: Zaman Strikes Back!.

For a photo of Honzagool being prepared for marriage to me, see: Preparations for Marriage.For two other photos of Honzagool, see: Honzagool. For a photo of the family of Honzagool, see: Family of Honzagool in Chitral, Pakistan. For a photo of me and of our daughter Shamema, see: Shamema.

I am of Irish, Scotch and Swedish descent. For information about my Swedish ancestors, see: My Ancestors from Kisa, ?sterg?tland, Sweden. For information about my Scottish ancestors, see: My Ancestors from Scotland. I know much less about my Irish ancestry. For what I know about that, see: The Sloan Irish name.

Right now, things are not going well for Ishi Press, and are going even worse for the customers of Ishi Press. For my latest motion in the Ishi Press case, see: Motion for Summary Judgment. To learn something about that, see: Disclaimer from Kiseido, Opposition to Motion for Protective Order and About Ishi Press. For the controversy regarding Professor Elwyn Berlekamp, see: The Berlekamp Controversy, Judgment against Hartland Snyder and Biography of Professor Elwyn R. Berlekamp.

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