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It was the end of the school year. The teacher had turned in her
grades; there was nothing really for the class to do. All the kids
were restless and it was near the end of the day. So the teacher
thought of an activity. She said, "The first ones to answer correctly
the questions I ask may leave early today."
Little Johnny said to himself, "Good, I'm smart and I want to get outa here."
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
But before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln?"
The teacher said, "That's right, Susie. You may go."
Johhny was mad that Susie had answered first. The teacher asked,
"Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" But before Johnny could open
his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King!" The teacher said, "That's
right, Mary. You may go." Johnny was even madder than before. Mary
had answered first. The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not what your
country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy piped,
"John Kennedy!" The teacher said, "That's right, Nancy. You may go."
Now Johnny was furious! Nancy had answered first. Then the teacher
turned her back, and Johnny muttered, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!" The teacher spun around.
"WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said,
"BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
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