If you think you have
sexual problems, you're not alone
Who could imagine that the wife of Yasser Arafat is a
blond Christian woman who is 34 years younger than he. But, here she is, Suha Arafat. (He still needs
three more wives, however.)
It is amazing how old friends and relatives can find you through the web.
Here are photos from my fifth
grade class.
Starr forced Lewinsky to
change her testimony in exchange for immunity deal, reports AP.
I have a new domain name: http://www.anusha.com/. Please go there, as
my other sites often go down because of too much traffic. All the files are
the same.
Anusha is the name of
one of my daughters. Her mother is from Sri Lanka.
Here is a new opinion poll: Are Congressmen Bill
McCollum, Asa Hutchinson and Ed Bryant assholes, or are they shitheads?
Clinton's Lawyer gets
the last laugh: Paula Jones settlement check tied up - Attorneys argue over
proceeds to Clinton's $850,000 check, which will expire in 90 days.
Study of World
Abortions Released.
Miss World Rape Suspect
Held.
La Guardia
International Airport to be renamed Giuliani International Airport.
Date Rape Drug
Suspected in Party Death of 15-year-old Girl.
Photos of Abused Kids
End Up on the Web.
Tired of it taking so, so Long to get it up? Researchers Develop Viagra
Spray. Works in five minutes!!
Surprise Everyone!
Senator Trent Lott is a member of a White-Supremacist Group.
The body of Christina
Williams has been found.
In the impeachment proceedings against President Clinton, Congressman Bob Barr has
repeatedly mentioned his background as a U.S. attorney. He mentioned it to
give weight to a specious legal argument last month in the House Judiciary
Committee's impeachment hearings when he said perjury indictments need not
specify the statements alleged to be lies. As a result of his
misrepresentation of the law, the perjury charge against Clinton fails to
contain any specific quotation of when and where Clinton lied under oath.
However, an Atlanta Law
journal, familiar with Bob Barr's actual record, says that Congressman Bob Barr is a
fraud and a fake.
The Chicago Tribune Reports what I have been saying on this web site all
along: Prosecutors across
the country have knowingly convicted innocent men and sent them to their
deaths.
Dolphins have larger brains than humans, and some believe that they are
smarter as well. In bankrupt Marineland, Florida, Dolphins continue to practice
their tricks, even without trainers to train them, and without an audience to
watch.
Walt Disney gets into the Dirty Movie Business: Breaking New Ground - Walt Disney has released "The
Rescuers" with scenes of a naked woman.
Another woman says her
child was kidnapped by Virginia.
Secret Transcripts of Conversations between Nixon, Mao, Brezhnev and
Kissinger.
Another woman forced to
give birth to a child because she is in jail.
THIS IS THE BIGGEST NEWS YET (if true): President Clinton's father is
still alive and living in Hope, Arkansas! It has always been said that
Clinton's father was killed in a car accident before Clinton was born.
Ken Starr has just indicted Julie Hiatt Steele for perjury. Starr claims that Steele lied
when she testified that Kathleen Willey had asked her to lie.
Still supporting the Khmer Rouge Beautiful Cambodian dancers
perform traditional Khmer dance.
Turkish girls commit suicide after being forced to submit to virginity
tests. "They would commit
suicide anyway. I don't think it's really important", Minister for Women
Isilay Saygin said in a newspaper interview.
Continuing a 200-year-old controversy, "Defenders" of Thomas
Jefferson continue to insist that he could not have fathered children by his
slaves. Yesterday, the husband of a white descendant
of Thomas Jefferson, challenged the DNA evidence, by saying
that nine other Jeffersons could possibly have fathered the children.
Twice in just this week, an old story on my website has become a major
story in the mass media. The latest is the story of Clinton's Black Baby,
which has been on my website for the past year, and is just now appearing on
the cover of Star
Magazine, even though Star has nothing new to add. This story has since
made the New York Post, various talk shows and may soon be on Hard Copy.
As a result, my web site has received more than 70,000 hits within 24
hours, every day. Because of this, you can expect this site to be shut down
when the band width limit has been exceeded. It will say "500 Server Error.
The hard transfer limit for this user has been reached".
As that happens, move between my five identical domain name sites: http://www.ishipress.com/, http://www.samsloan.com/, http://www.anusha.com/, http://www.ishius.com/ and http://www.shamema.com/. If all five domain
names return this message, the solution is to look at the beginning of any
hour, such as at 12:01 AM, 1:01, 2:01 or 3:01 etc. When a new hour starts, my
quota is renewed.
Here is a photo of Trent
Lott - An Ally of Saddam Hussein and of Tom Daschle, Senate Minority
Leader.
An issue which could not be raised until the New Year arrived is whether
the Congress had the authority to impeach President Clinton. A Yale law
professor says that under the Twentieth Amendment the
outgoing Lame Duck
Congress lacked the legal authority to pass the impeachment proceedings to
a subsequent term of the Senate. If he is correct, then Congress will have to
re-vote the impeachment of Clinton, and in the new Congress, the votes are
probably not there.
Millions of Women have done it - Here is another one of those timeless
questions: Why Do Women
Feel the Irrepressible Urge to Pose Nude on the Internet?
I sometimes forget that not everybody knows this. Here is the answer to the
question Who is James
Gilmore?
Readers of this web site are outraged that the world did not end,in 1998 as
predicted. Never fear - for I have written a letter to the mathematician who
made this claim, demanding
an explanation. Many readers sold their house, children and other worldly
possessions and gave the money to Jerry Falwell, who now
refuses to give the money back. Here is the answer I just received: Why the world did not end in
1998??
It seems that I made the current issue of SF Weekly. Readers of this web site will
already know something about: The Fortress on the Hill.
Surinder Singh: Who
will rid me of this Beast?
Ayesha Jalal: Taking On
Pakistan's Hero, Then Taking the Heat.
I received a bed-bug
letter from the SEC. Here it is: Bedbug letter from the
SEC.
Son Abducted 9 Years Ago,
Mother Hangs On to Hope.
Answer to a question
about Islam and Sex.
On the early morning of Tuesday, December 15, some thieves broke into my
house with a crowbar and stole my computer. Fortunately, after one week, I was
able to buy a new computer. However, all of my back e-mail has been lost. If
you sent me a letter prior to that date which I have not answered, please send
it again.
The January, 1999 rating list of the World Chess Council is now out. The
official FIDE "World Champion" has fallen to 15 on the list. Here is the list
in alphabetical order
and in order of rating.
Virginia has published the first ever online Directory of Sex
Offenders. Here is your chance to look up your old friends!
Express your opinion:
Why do women want to lose weight?
Here are some mildly critical remarks I have made about Judge Michael Gamble of
Amherst County, Virginia.
Here is the latest on Carolyn Starr vs. Chelsea
Clinton.
Here is a Photo from the
birthplace of Buddha.
The case brought by
Passion Julinsey has been dismissed.
From the Hubble Space
Telescope: New Photo of Old Stars shed more light on What is the Origin of the
Universe?
Federal Judge declares
Library's Internet Block on Pornography Unconstitutional.
For some unknown reason, the most popular page on my web site nowadays is
my Background information
on Ken Starr.
AP Reports - Thai College Shut Down After Rape.
I do not know much about radio personality Dr. Laura
Schlessinger, but here is a candid photo of her.
Here is the Latest News about the Ishi Press case.
BIG NEWS: Kirsan
Ilyumzhinov, President of the World Chess Federation, threatens to secede from
Russia! - Yeltsin calls emergency session.
Congratulations, Paula
Jones! who will now receive a $850,000 settlement from the President of
the United States. Miss Jones successfully ballyhooed her reputation for
giving Blow Jobs in parking lots for free. Here are Excerpts from the brief filed
by Clinton lawyers concerning oral sex performed by Paula Jones in the parking
lot..
The main concern of this web site is the kidnapping of my daughter, Shamema
Honzagool Sloan, by Charles and Shelby Roberts on October 7, 1990. Because of
corruption in the Virginia, the kidnappers have been allowed to keep the child
they kidnapped for the past nine years. There have been developments which may
shed light on this situation. In the election just completed, Virginia Voters approved a
constitutional amendment making Charges against Virginia Judges no longer
Confidential.
In a related development, A Custody Petition has been
filed by the grandparents in the Virginia Switched Babies Case.
Good News for those of us who want to live forever! Scientists Re-Create Human
Embryo Cells.
Crocodile Rock - One of my more popular web pages, even though I have never
featured it, concerns the Crocodile Farm in Chonburi,
Thailand.
More than 30,000 children are now participating in scholastic chess
programs around the United States. But What happens when a parent or
the coach of an 11-year-old girl cheats so as to get her into the world chess
championship tournament?
Send me your photo by e-mail and I will make you famous! (A small donation
of you-know-what would be appreciated, and it isn't money.) Ever since I
started posting photos of beautiful young women on my web site, I have been
bombarded with controversies. One of these concerns Miss Canada. Here is a
photo of the real Miss
Canada Leanne Baird, who is on her way to compete for the Miss World
title.
The Cybersex Torture Case continues to be in the news. That case, now on
appeal to the New York Supreme Court Appellate Division - First Department,
concerned a former chess prodigy and Ph.D. candidate two weeks away from
defending his doctoral dissertation in molecular biology, who was arrested,
tried, convicted and sentenced to 15 years to life in prison by a New York
judge who would not allow the jury to see e-mails exchanged between the
complaining witness and the defendant which virtually proved his innocence.
Here is an article from Psychology Today about
that wrongful conviction. Psychology Today - Cybersex;
trail shows post-modern courtship as reflected in e-mail exchanges
We are so happy to see him go - Newt Gingrich, the arch-evil
villain who convulsed America and tried to destroy our country simply for the
advancement of his own personal ends, is about to leave.
One of the most enduring mysteries concerning the assassination of
President Kennedy concerns the fact that they lost the president's brain. CAN
YOU BELIEVE THAT: President Kennedy's brain was taken out and then lost and
has never been found. Here is the latest news on that: The late,t batch of John F.
Kennedy assassination documents raises new questions about an examination of
the president's brain! While, Archive Photos Not of JFK's
Brain, Says Assassinations Board Report.
If your condom breaks,
don't worry. Just file a lawsuit! (This is known as a "Suit for Wrongful
Life".)
I do not know why, but people keep sending me letters which they obviously
want me to publish on my web site. Here is a letter from a woman about Sex in New York City.
Many arrested for
possessing child pornography on their home computers have since killed
themselves.
ELECTION NIGHT PREDICTION - Repeating what I said several weeks ago, based
on the e-mail I have received, I predict that, in November
elections, the Republicans will be swept from power. Every woman will vote
for the Democrats this year, even though they may not approve of the
Democratic Commie-loving big-spending liberal policies. Congressman Henry Hyde
and the rest of his creepy cohorts will be swept into the dustbin of history
and will never dare to run for public office again.
Thanks perhaps to Sam Sloan's home page, that monstrous criminal Senator Dan Coats will
not be re-elected. Coats has been a strong ally of Saddam Hussein. His
Republican seat will now fall to the Democrats.
In a decision helpful to Shelby Roberts, who kidnapped my daughter,
Shamema, A judge has
awarded joint custody to two lesbians!
Confirming the results of research published by Sam Sloan in 1992, DNA evidence has just proven
that Thomas Jefferson was the father of at least one of the five children of
Sally Hemings.
The results of this new
research are being published in the next issue of the scientific journal
"Nature".
Any impartial observer, upon examining the overwhelming evidence, would
have realized that Thomas Jefferson made children with his slaves. The
question is Why were
so-called "Jefferson Scholars" the Last to Know? (The universities should
be purged of such historians who just copy each other and never really study
history.)
Just as President Clinton is pursued by right wing religious zealots,
Britain has its left wing lunatic fringe attacking Former right wing Chilean
dictator Augusto Pinochet.
They used my name! The S.E.C. is prosecuting a company which used the Sloan name to send
millions of e-mails touting stocks on the internet. I had nothing to do
with this.
The sexual freedom movement of the late 1960s produced few children because
women had been newly liberated by the pill, which had just become widely
available. Because women were free from the possible consequences of child
birth for the first time, wild and rampant sex orgies became fashionable.
One product of these sex orgies is a woman who was born in 1969. She
believes that I may be her father. She has asked me for a paternity test. Is it possible that I am her
father?.
Here is: Another Story
of Titanic Survivors.
A minor development in the Honzagool case ,oncerns the conviction and
sentence to 42 months in federal prison of Sheldon Walker, a New York
Immigration attorney.
Reverse of the China Policy: Ohio Judge Keeps Japanese
Woman in Jail to Prevent her from Having an Abortion. Finally, under
international pressure, she is released from jail, but by then must have the baby anyway,
because she is 23 weeks pregnant.
Here is a list of the Evil 268: The 268 men and
women who voted to destroy
our country just to advance their own political careers.
Grand Jury transcripts released by Congress show unexceptional efforts to
help Monica Lewinsky find a low-paying entry level job, the kind of job that
almost anybody can find on their own in New York City. Here are Excerpts From Testimony About
Lewinsky and Her Search for a Job.
Here are three serious questions:
I frequently cite