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Posted: Thursday September 4, 2008 9:02AM; Updated: Thursday September 4, 2008 9:02AM
Tale of the Tape
Extra Mustard's Paul Tinelli sizes up two famous stars who changed their name.
Chad Johnson
Prince
Name Changed To
Chad Javon Ocho Cinco
Unpronounceable Symbol
Has Worked With
The Bengals
The Bangles
Fashion Statement
Blonde Mohawk
Pants with
the butt cut out
of them
Regrettable Moment
Claiming
he can swim faster
than Michael Phelps
"Batdance"
Parties...
In the End Zone
Like it's 1999
Works Well With
Carson Palmer
Sheila E.
Tops The List Of
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Sexiest Vegans
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Teeth
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Plays Better?
On Artificial Turf
With the Revolution
Covered By
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Tom Jones
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