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Axe
By Uncle AngryHands in Fiction
Fri Nov 09, 2007 at 05:39:09 AM EST
Tags: humor, fratire, college (all tags)
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Going into my second year of college at Lindenwood University, I decided to try to join a fraternity. My first year there had been marked mainly by my efforts to get used to living away from home, as well as getting to know an entirely new group of people who had ideas and lifestyles that were MUCH different than I was accustomed to, having grown up in the tiny southern Missouri town of Park Hills.
In other words, I had no friends and couldn't have gotten laid if I had hundred-dollar bills instead of skin.
Full Story (14 comments, 4173 words in story)
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Tunnel of Love
By hkhenson in Fiction
Fri Nov 02, 2007 at 07:15:29 AM EST
Tags: fiction (all tags)
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"Court, Brenda," Hernandez, one of the nicer guards, banged on the door and woke Brenda up again at 7 a.m.
She was a bit groggy, having been awakened at 3 a.m. for "pill call," awakened again at 4 a.m. for "breakfast," milk, cereal, an inedible biscuit, and a hard green pear. To top it off, the jail had sent her mother's mail back the night before because some jail clerk had interpreted the "no sticker" rule to include printed postage stamps.
Full Story (41 comments, 2611 words in story)
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9/11 Day
By starX in Fiction
Thu Sep 13, 2007 at 03:18:04 AM EST
Tags: Fiction, 9-11, Patriot Day, Move on (all tags)
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Looking at your belly after eating too many cheeseburgers is one of those purely reflexive things that you do, as if to confirm that you did eat too much. The sight of your belly hanging over your size too small pants is an instant confirmation of your prosperity and well being, but with his much thinner and in-shape younger brother Jim there, Rick couldn't help feeling envious. He'd start eating right and exercising now and again, but working a desk job and being a fan of baseball and football wasn't especially conducive to a healthy lifestyle. In the end, it always came back to this; come the next holiday gathering, Rick would be the fat and prosperous one, Santa Claus for all seasons. "And so what if I am," Rick muttered to himself.
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Virginia Tech: A "Cho"ose Your Own Adventure
By Zombie PoopyPeanutz in Fiction
Fri May 18, 2007 at 12:00:00 PM EST
Tags: ultraviolence, tastlessness, news, culture (all tags)
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It's early on a Monday morning. You wake up and find you have your dorm room to yourself. The night before, your roommates had been talking about "hooking up" with some girls they met on Facebook while you were busy ignoring them and putting the finishing touches on your three page manifesto explaining why you decided to go on a shooting spree today...
You are senior English major at Virginia Tech College and pretty much hate the world. People have been treating you badly ever since your family immigrated to this country from South Korea. You thought that after you graduated high school, things would get better. At least in high school, despite the racial slurs and insults, you had something to look forward to. You'd go to the university, get recognized for your psychological and disturbing plays and people would shower you with money, fame, and love.
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Troubleshooter
By ReverendSpencer in Fiction
Thu May 10, 2007 at 12:00:00 PM EST
Tags: Fiction (all tags)
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Robert awoke groggily from his cot in the citizen barracks. The daycycle klaxons blared their morning greeting like a small, but very excited bee lodged in the ear canal. He reached for his Wakey-Wakey pills, and forced two of them down.
Zing!
Full Story (32 comments, 4759 words in story)
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*Tide*
By Uncle AngryHands in Fiction
Wed Apr 25, 2007 at 12:00:00 PM EST
Tags: humor, comedy (all tags)
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"...you motherfucking WHORE!"
I was really warmed up now, lobbing pitches of pure venom and hatred over the phone with increasing vigor, hitting my target more and more as I ramped up into a truly epic rant. Standing in the bathroom, I could hear people milling around outside as my voice increased in volume, ringing back at me from the ceramic, reflecting the blackness swirling around the depths of my vision...
Full Story (29 comments, 1146 words in story)
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Homeland Security Classifies TRON as "Sensitive"
By ewhac in Fiction
Wed Mar 28, 2007 at 12:00:00 PM EST
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Edward Jeffries -- FPI
BURBANK, CA - Reports are emerging from members of the movie
industry that the Department of Homeland Security has designated the 1982
film TRON as "sensitive", and ordered Walt Disney Studios to turn over all
copies of the film in its posession. Retailers are also receiving notices
to remove all copies of the film from stock shelves and turn them over to
Federal officials. The reports have industry insiders bewildered and
outraged.
Full Story (40 comments, 1304 words in story)
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