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Sun Tzu for the new millenium: How-to E-Maul localroger

By lonelyhobo in Meta
Wed Sep 10, 2008 at 02:19:04 AM EST
Tags: year of the hobo, semicolons;, localroger bloviates (all tags)

I'm going to present to you tips, tricks, and techniques for e-mauling localroger.  In theory many of these will work well against anyone, but I am writing this diary in the hopes that this will help give people that push to let localroger know he's a slimy douchebag, or if they're already doing that to help them spruce up their game.

Inside: I show you the innards of my cold, cruel, black heart.

Full Story (42 comments, 1001 words in story)


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HOWTO: Avoid your civic duties, write a self-indulgent missive about the experience

By debillitatus in Meta
Tue Sep 09, 2008 at 03:32:53 AM EST
Tags: I AM SO FUCKING IMPORTANT, THE RULES OF SOCIETY DO NOT APPLY TO ME (all tags)

I didn't understand. Every time I've ever been asked to contribute to society, I simply wrote some bullshit excuse to weasel out of it. Contributing is for other people, not a precious important snowflake such as myself.  So I'd pen some dishonest and dishonorable excuse and whine my way out of it.  They'd always let me know that I was excused because, let's face it, if there's anything drearier than a court employee's having to track down some selfish and self-centered asshole and get him to make even the minimal contribution to our common polity, then I don't know what it is.  So I'm not worth their time, and they always let me slide, until now.

But this time, they actually had some serious shit brewing.  They were going to make me come in and prove to their faces that I valued my convenience above my honor.

Full Story (62 comments, 1591 words in story)


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HOWTO: Not Get Seated on a Death Penalty Jury

By localroger in Meta
Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 01:28:10 PM EST
Tags: localroger bloviates, death penalty, criminals is stupid (all tags)

I didn't understand. Every time I got the subpoena before I submitted a written letter stating that I was paid by the hour and sole breadwinner of my household. I'd get a message on my answering machine about a week before my due date advising me that I was excused.

This time, the message said "The judge needs to talk to everybody."

Full Story (147 comments, 5153 words in story)


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Catflood, one year after

By lonelyhobo in Meta
Sat Aug 30, 2008 at 10:15:55 AM EST
Tags: year of the hobo, semicolons;, k5 is dead, long live k5 (all tags)

We're coming up on the one year mark of the "gated community" line that we were fed a year ago so that rusty wouldn't have to find a clever solution to the catflood.

Let's see how it worked.

Full Story (65 comments, 527 words in story)


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Ultralight Backpacking: The "Why" and the "How"

By JackStraw in Meta
Sat Aug 23, 2008 at 05:37:25 PM EST
Tags: backpacking, ultralight, hiking, nature, howto (all tags)

Are you out-of-shape? Neurotic? Feel like society has cornered you into a prescribed job where you cannot express your creativity? Welcome to K5.

Do you desire to rid yourself of it all, move back to a more simple, pure existence, at least for a few days?

Do you want a vacation that you can't find on TripAdvisor?

Do you know that the answer is wilderness backpacking, but don't want the pain and expense that comes along with it? Or, do you love efficiency and the idea of streamlining your material existence? Then, I give here the experience of 6+ years of painful experimentation, hoping that you can build upon my learnings.

This story is about ultralight backpacking: exploring the wilderness with an extreme minimum of equipment.

Full Story (90 comments, 2173 words in story)


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Presenting... MichaelCrawford's Ideal K5 Diary

By User 71708 in Meta
Wed Aug 20, 2008 at 01:39:49 PM EST
Tags: Venal linkwhore, vainglorious procrastinator, chinos of falsehood. (all tags)


Announcing: WakeRiteTM Alarm Clock
by MichaelCrawford in MichaelCrawford's Diary
Sun 08, 2008 at 07:16 PM EST
Tags: MichaelCrawford, WakeRiteTM, Sleep, Alarm Clocks, Geometric Visions, Ogg Frog, GoingWare, Schizoaffective Disorder (all tags)

Good news everybody! In my ongoing quest to manage my sleeping patterns, I have discovered a utility called an 'Alarm Clock', browsing a free software site. This application, and applications like it, work by emitting a loud sound when the clock's internal timer coincides with a time value of my own choosing. This timely emission of noise disrupts the user's slumber, waking them up.

Full Story (65 comments, 1745 words in story)


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Why You Need to Vote on Stories

By givemegmail111 in Meta
Wed Aug 13, 2008 at 12:16:47 PM EST
Tags: kuro5hin.org (all tags)
Kuro5hin.org

We look like them, but there's a difference...

Kuro5hin.org looks like a lot of other weblogs you see in your everyday clicking. But there is one important difference in how we operate here, that you may not be familiar with, or even, at this point, aware of.

You see, Rusty and the other editors do not pick what stories appear on the front page here. Really. Sure, they can, but in practice, they very rarely do.

So how do stories get posted? You post them! Yes, really. The readers evaluate and decide which stories they think "fit" and which ones are just filler.

Full Story (32 comments, 514 words in story)


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Trailer Trash Summer Reading: the best FP stories of 2007

By mybostinks in Meta
Mon Jul 21, 2008 at 03:28:00 AM EST
Tags: trailer trash, white trash, toilet training, facebook, iphone, xenophobia, 2008 summer olympics, Massive Multi Link Propagation (all tags)

OK I am bored this weekend and decided to update THE NOW FOREVER DEAD KO4TING WEBSITE.

Weekends @ Kuro5hin are almost as dead as Ko4ting. If you are bored this weekend too and care to do some Summer reading, go through the following FP stories of 2007. I would post a poll but there were 45 FP stories in 2007 and the poll does not have that many choices to make.

I will post in the ghetto the WINNARS after the story dumps (I would cancel at some point but you know how that goes).

Full Story (24 comments, 529 words in story)


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Brewing Beer on Today's Subprime Mortgage Budget

By GhostOfTiber in Meta
Fri May 23, 2008 at 02:17:30 AM EST
Tags: Brewing, Beer, The Spoils of Wort, African Engineering (all tags)

Everything is more expensive nowadays. Beer, grain, bread, beer, food, gas, and beer. The important things in life it seems. How can we rectify this situation?

We should conserve food, water, and grain by combining them into beer. But how do we make the jump cheaply without buying one of those $100 beer brewing kits and a bunch of pots and pans?

Inside, the secrets of cheap beer!

Full Story (58 comments, 1504 words in story)


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Follow-up on trhurler

By Mdog in Meta
Wed May 21, 2008 at 10:04:38 PM EST
Tags: trhurler, John, Adelsberger, causeofdeath, hike, ozark, rip (all tags)

A brief summary of the medical examiner's report...

Full Story (45 comments, 87 words in story)


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