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- maxedo, on 07/28/2010, -1/+27I AM A RABID TYPIST
- BillE3, on 07/28/2010, -1/+24It is all a matter of proper preparation.
- iheartbakon, on 07/28/2010, -1/+18You'd be surprised how your fingers can seem to have a mind of their own.
A simple "I love you" can easily become "GET THE ***** OUT OF MY LIFE, YOU CRAZY PSYCHO SKANK WHORE ***** BITCH!!!"
Just sayin'. - Dolomite808, on 07/28/2010, -1/+16Reminds me of the guy that applied for a job installing sheetrock for the company I work for. His application said he had spent 4 years as a "*****".
- langcastle, on 07/28/2010, -1/+16C'mon AOL, it's time to quit the business.
- ems8, on 07/28/2010, -1/+14I've been applying to law firms with "Continued unsuccessful attempts at stand up comedy" as one of my interests. It seems to be working because they'll always ask me about it in the interviews I've been called in for. Breaks the ice a little bit and injects a little bit of casual vibes in an otherwise intensely professional environment.
- FurBurgerHelper, on 07/28/2010, -1/+10I'll resume reading the comments later.
- gibsonic, on 07/28/2010, -1/+8I wonder if a hot chick that puts "sleeping my way to the top" under career objectives would get less or more interviews. such a double edged sword.
- tulikaj, on 07/29/2010, -0/+6Regarding the references "mistake" it might just be a British vs American difference -
From the Cambridge Dictionary:
referee (SUPPORTER) UK
noun [C] (ALSO reference)
a person who knows you and who is willing to describe and, usually, praise you, to support you when you are trying to get a job, etc: - seltaeb4, on 07/28/2010, -1/+6Maybe he was in Poison or Bon Jovi for a stint.
- egnatius, on 07/28/2010, -1/+5GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
- ZaphodBeeb, on 07/28/2010, -0/+4I once saw someone note a customer account saying that the customer's modem had been "melt it" instead of melted. People can't spell.
- ISIfunded911, on 07/29/2010, -0/+4I analyze mine with a spectrograph.
- BREZZZ, on 07/28/2010, -0/+4It's easy if you are used to typing words instead of letters. The hand is often subconsciously guided without much interaction from you. You can see this with people who speed solve rubicks cubes or stack cups, etc.
- TehLion, on 07/28/2010, -1/+5I've always preferred white meat.
- FurBurgerHelper, on 07/28/2010, -0/+4Better than being a TYPE A RAPIST.
- greevar, on 07/29/2010, -0/+3Personal interests: I collect a souvenir from each of my former employers.
- smemily, on 07/28/2010, -0/+3My name is "Emily" but you'd be amazed how many times I type "Emaily" on accident.
- jase08, on 07/28/2010, -1/+4Not original. These same resume bloopers have been around the internet since the early naughties.
http://www.rinkworks.com/said/resume.shtml - freezerburn666, on 07/28/2010, -1/+4spell check is probably to blame for those...
- keybordcommando, on 07/28/2010, -1/+4I read mine upside down from right to left, I find that's the best way to proofread anything.
- ISIfunded911, on 07/29/2010, -0/+3Afraid of geniuses? Or is it hatred?
- TheNepenthe, on 07/28/2010, -1/+4I would check my resume, but my line of work is with Chinese people. So I'm fine.
Yes, I am saying they are not good with English. In return, being around them has made me go back to about an 8th grade level of English. If that. - falser, on 07/28/2010, -1/+3I've seen a web developer resume that listed "experience fixing web browser quarks". We didn't hire him.
- djfacemachine, on 07/28/2010, -0/+2I would guess that those weren't really typos, but that the person actually thought that "rapid" was spelled "rabid" or that "hardly" was the right word to use in that situation. People are pretty dumb.
- thegoldenshovel, on 07/28/2010, -1/+3I remember reading a resume that said "I pay very close attention to detail." It had a typo in that very same sentence. I don't remember what the typo was, but it had me loling.
- maxedo, on 07/28/2010, -2/+4Mel?
- Tarnum, on 07/28/2010, -1/+3Prepress/graphic designer's CV:
Computer skills and competences: Quarkexpress, Core photo-paint
Occupation or position held: Key account
Portfolio: (none) - nepidae, on 07/29/2010, -0/+2The best resume is knowing someone at the place of employment.
- gleongelpi, on 07/28/2010, -2/+4"Reason for leaving last job: the owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia."
You have the job. When can you start? - GelfTheElf, on 07/28/2010, -3/+5True story bro:
One time I got a resume from someone and they said they (exact quote): "Had good communicaion skills" - tacojohn48, on 07/29/2010, -0/+2FML one of those is from my resume.
/not really - momoberrie, on 07/28/2010, -2/+4Lol, this is hilarious. I've definitely seen some major mistakes proofreading others' resumes. Hopefully I never have a typo on mine!
- starf, on 07/28/2010, -1/+3Does this hypothetical girl include a pic on her résumé?
- starfishsystems, on 07/29/2010, -0/+1We have to stretch the concept of "typo" to encompass not only accidentally hitting an adjacent key but also other accidental typing reflexes.
If you accept the classification of transposing single letters as a typo, it would be fair to consider longer sequences too, wouldn't it? - mayo123, on 08/03/2010, -0/+1i thought the list is only typographical error
- gleongelpi, on 07/28/2010, -0/+1Well, he told the truth. If he wants to continue being a *****, I will certainly give him the job. However, if he is looking for a change in profession, such as a "meat cutter" in a hospital operating room, I think I would look for another candidate first.
- Eurynom0s, on 08/05/2010, -0/+1What is a communicaion? Is it like a Scion?
- ISIfunded911, on 07/29/2010, -0/+1My Rabbi is a tympanist as well.
I just do not feel the need to brag about it. - GelfTheElf, on 07/30/2010, -0/+1Umm.. he spelled communication wrong..
- Tophmeister, on 07/28/2010, -1/+2You're hired.
- Narishma, on 07/28/2010, -1/+2Depends if the interviewer is a man or a woman.
- xptoast, on 07/29/2010, -0/+1I call the ghostbusters
- saranagati, on 07/29/2010, -0/+1i'm not sure what a TYPE A RAPIST is but i'm sure it doesn't compare to my experience as a full on rapist.
- Dugglous, on 07/29/2010, -0/+1Did you ask him how he lost it?
- lpezz, on 07/29/2010, -0/+1I received a resume from someone who was a "manger at Wagreenas". I'd believe anything.
- xptoast, on 07/29/2010, -0/+1I laughed
- xptoast, on 07/29/2010, -0/+1I think you should try this and get back to us.
- MysticSavage, on 07/29/2010, -0/+1If I had a quarter for everytime that happened to me....
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