buy a camera
"Point-and-shoot," huh? We smell the NRA...

get a pilot's license
Da plane! Da plane!

go camping
The wilderness isn't that bad. Except for the fact that it's outside.

go rock climbing
Because it's there.

go skydiving
Parachute optional (but recommended).

go snowboarding
Just think of it as surfing for the shark-averse.

learn how to play chess
Where is that Bobby Fisher?...

learn how to play mah-jong
It's just like Scrabble... only harder to pronounce.

learn how to play poker
At least our Full House doesn’t include those hideous Olsen twins.

learn the basics of quilting
We needed an SYW to fill our "Q" quota. It was either "quilting" or "Q-bert."

learn to shoot pool
Hey, it's better than shooting puppies.

roll your own cigarettes
Fight rising cigarette prices by smoking yourself to death even faster!

start an antique doll collection
Warning: keep out of reach of children.

take great photographs
How else will you reach the top echelon of the stalkerazzi?.