The Kitchen
Meet Sir Hodge
Described as “The World’s Angriest Oracle,” Sir Hodge would prefer to verbally slap the white off of anyone he encounters teeth as opposed to actually talk to them. An anti-socialite from early childhood, Sir Hodge has spent many years and many dollars seeking the finest sources for his entertainment needs only to be disappointed time and time again by those modern day artists who pass themselves off as an ARTISTE!!! Please put the emphasis on the last syllable of the word ARTISTE when reading this piece of crap. In other words, if you want to hear 3 Doors Down, Ben Folds, Ben Harper or Stained Teeth, MOVE ON. It ain’t happening here!
What you will hear is a vast array of music ranging from ABBA
ACDC to Zappa. GET IT? A to Z? I am a comedy genius.
(back to 3rd person narration) Sir Hodge was raised believing that as long as
it is performed well, it is worthy of a listen. That is why you, the listener,
will never know what you will encounter when you step into The Kitchen for a
batch of stew.
If you do not like what you hear, either musically or by me, LET ME KNOW! I’ll respect you more in the morning!
Sir Hodge’s reported obsession with self-mutilation has proven to be inaccurate. He’s much too proud of his schwantz to ever consider parting with it.
While the other Oracles are obsessed with “Educating the Masses” and making a statement with each show, Sir Hodge believes that his sole purpose in life is to entertain those who are tired and beaten down by life. So if that is you and you just don’t care anymore, come on in and be entertained!!