The World Famous Coltness Chess and Lap
Dance Club
History of our Club
Coltness Chess and Lap Dance Club
is a unique concept in entertainment. First established in 1923 the club
struggled for many years trying to raise competitive teams with a
dwindling membership. In 1998 the newly elected club president, Mike
Andover, made radical changes. By combining lap dancing and chess the club
was transformed overnight. In its first year of this new format membership
rose from 17 to 203. During that year the teams won 6 major competitions
and 2 national dance awards. Suddenly there was silver in the trophy room! We now
boast 812 regular members and many members who just like to come from time
to time. Our new purpose built club house is open seven days a week. With
special playing areas, bars and restaurant you cannot fail to be
impressed.
The club is also very proud of
its dancers. As well as local talent we regularly invite guest dancers
from all around the country. We even have celebrity nights and have seen
excellent dance routines from the likes of Paris Hilton and Pamela
Anderson. Each night up to six dancers entertain our
players between moves. Chess has never been such fun! Lap Dancing has
never required so much concentration.
Tours: Our A team, plus two of
our full time dancers, have just completed an exhausting two week country
wide tour - visiting 12 clubs. Playing a total of 72 games Cotltness A
team achieved a remarkable 52 wins and 7 draws.
Visiting Clubs: Recent results -
Coltness A v The Bankies 8-0
Coltness C v Royal Albert 7-1
Coltness D v Yoker Mill 3-5
As always we are delighted to
invite clubs to visit us for a friendly challenge. Our club secretary will
be happy to arrange dates and select a team of similar grading to your
team.
New members are always welcome -
come along and give the club a try. Whether novice or grandmaster there is
sure to be something at Coltness Chess Club for you. Unfortunately we are
not permitted to entertain under eighteens at the club.
Our new club house has several
playing areas, two bars and a small but highly rated restaurant.
Dancers - new dancers are always
being sought. Top rates paid. If you have never danced around a pole
before why not give our amateur night a try - come along any Friday
evening.
Franchise Opportunity: Although
Coltness is a non profit organisation our tremendous success has
resulted in many requests for us to set up more clubs. We have finally succumbed
to the pressure! With the help of our friendly bank manager and advisors
we have created a franchise - ChesStrip. The first two clubs will be up
and running in about two months.
If you are
interested in opening up a ChesStrip Club in your area please request our
franchise package. Let our expertise be the key to your business success.
Applicants must be graded chess players with a keen interest in promoting
chess as well as operating a profitable business. |