abs, tone and flatten your
ace a job interview
ace the GRE
ace the LSAT
ace the SAT
acne, get rid of
address, change your
agent, get a talent
air conditioner, buy an
airline tickets, find cheap
apartment, clean your
apartment (cheaply), decorate your
apartment, improve the security of
apartment, vacate your
art, fake an appreciation for
ask for a raise
Australia, plan a trip to
avoid common logical errors
avoid common writing errors
avoid getting a traffic ticket

baby-sit an infant
bachelor party, throw a
backpack through Europe
bank account, open a
barbecue, learn to
be a cheerleader
be a comic book artist
be a human guinea pig
be a maid of honor
be a model
be a movie extra
be a paralegal
be a sitcom writer
be a socially responsible investor
be a spy
be a teacher
be a tv production assistant
be a vegan
be a waiter
become a scuba diver
beer, make your own
birth control, pick a method of
book, publish a
book, write a children's
Boston, find an apartment in
breakfast, cook a romantic
breast self-examination, perform a
Buddhism, convert to
budget, set up a living
business plan, write a
business school, get into a top
buy a camera
buy a cell phone
buy a DVD player
buy a guitar
buy a good pair of sneakers
buy a house
buy a laptop
buy a men's suit
buy an air conditioner
buy an engagement ring
buy a used car
buy a wedding gown
buy car insurance
buy gifts that people will actually want

camera, buy a
camping, go
car, buy a used
car insurance, buy
cat, have a well-behaved
cell phone, buy a
champagne, enjoy
change your address
change your name
charity, donate to
cheerleader, be a
chess, learn how to play
Chicago, find an apartment in
children's book, write a
Chinese meal, cook a
cholesterol, lower your
choose a good scotch
choose (and smoke) a cigar
choose a therapist
choose the right dog for you
Christmas party, throw a
CIA, work for the
cigar, choose (and smoke)
cigarettes, roll your own
circus, join the
city, move to a new
classical music, learn about
clean your apartment
climbing, go rock
closet, organize your
comic book artist, be a
complexion, improve your
consulting firm, get a job in a
convert to Buddhism
convert to Judaism
convert to Mormonism
cook a Chinese meal
cook a romantic breakfast
cook a romantic dinner
cover letter, write a
cure a hangover
cure your insomnia
cut a demo

decorate your apartment (cheaply)
deliver an effective speech
demo, cut a
design your own web page
dinner, cook a romantic
Disney World, plan a trip to
dog for you, choose the right
dog, train your
doll collection, start an antique
donate an egg
donate sperm
donate to charity
do stand-up comedy
do your makeup
dress better (for men)
dress better (for women)
drive cross-country
drinks, mix a few classic
drug problem, help a friend with a
DVD player, buy a
dye your own hair

eat sushi
eBay (and not get ripped off), use
egg, donate an
engagement ring, buy an
England, plan a trip to
English abroad, teach
enjoy champagne
enjoy sushi
Europe, backpack through

fake an appreciation for art
fake being an indie rock expert
fake being a wine expert
feng shui, use
ferret, get a
figure skating, learn the basics of
find a good roommate
find an apartment in Boston
find an apartment in Chicago
find an apartment in LA
find an apartment in New Orleans
find an apartment in NYC
find an apartment in Philadelphia
find an apartment in Toronto
find cheap airline tickets
flatten your abs, tone and
fly, learn to

garden, grow a window
get a cheap home workout
get a ferret
get a green card
get a job in a consulting firm
get a job in tv news
get an unusual piercing
get a pilot's license
get a refund
get a (relatively) safe tan
get a sex change
get a short story published
get a talent agent
get a tattoo
get a visa
get into a top business school
get into law school
get into Rao's
get laser eye surgery
get on The Real World
get rid of roaches, rats, and other pests
get satellite television
get signed to a record label
getting a traffic ticket, avoid
gifts that people will actually want, buy
give a massage
give yourself a manicure
go camping
go rock climbing
go skydiving
go snowboarding
go whitewater rafting
GRE, ace the
GRE, learn the basics of the
Greece, plan a trip to
Greek mythology, learn the basics of
green card, get a
grow a window garden
guinea pig, be a human
guitar, buy a

hair, dye your own
hangover, cure a
have a well-behaved cat
hay fever, manage your
help a friend with a drug problem
high tea, serve
HTML, learn the basics of
hockey, learn the basics of
hold a séance
host a wedding shower
house, buy a
human guinea pig, be a

improve the security of your apartment
improve your complexion
improve your study skills
improve your table manners
indie rock expert, fake being an
infant, babysit an
insomnia, cure your
interpret a poem
investor, be a socially responsible
Irish accent, speak with an

jazz, learn about
job interview, ace a
job, resign from your
join the CIA
join the circus
join the Peace Corps
Judaism, convert to

kitchen, stock your

LA, find an apartment in
laptop, buy a
laser eye surgery, get
Las Vegas, plan a trip to
laundry, learn to do
law school, get into
learn about classical music
learn about jazz
learn about opera
learn about professional wrestling
learn about vitamins, minerals, & supplements
learn how to play chess
learn how to play mah-jong
learn how to play poker
learn the basics about wine
learn the basics of figure skating
learn the basics of Greek mythology
learn the basics of hockey
learn the basics of HTML
learn the basics of quilting
learn the basics of soccer
learn the basics of the GRE
learn the basics of yoga
learn to barbecue
learn to do laundry
learn to fly
learn to play mah-jong
learn to shoot pool
license, get a pilot's
lie persuasively
logical errors, avoid common
lose weight
lower your cholesterol
LSAT, ace the

mah-jong, learn to play
maid of honor, be a
make a low-budget movie
makeup, do your
make your own beer
manage your hay fever
manicure, give yourself a
marathon, run a
martial arts, study
massage, give a
meet people in your neighborhood
men's suit, buy a
minerals, & supplements, learn about vitamins
mix a few classic drinks
model, be a
Mormonism, convert to
move to a new city
movie extra, be a
movie, make a low-budget
mythology, learn the basics of Greek

name, change your
neighborhood, meet people in your
new city, move to a
New Orleans, find an apartment in
New York City, plan a trip to
night club, pick the perfect
NYC, find an apartment in

open a bank account
opera, learn about
organize your closet
Oscar pool, win your

paint a room
paralegal, be a
patent something
pay off your student loans
Peace Corps, join the
perform a breast self-examination
perform a testicular self-examination
Philadelphia, find an apartment in
photographs, take great
piercing, get an unusual
pick a method of birth control
pick the perfect nightclub
pilot's license, get a
pitch a tv show
plan a trip to Australia
plan a trip to Disney World
plan a trip to England
plan a trip to Greece
plan a trip to Las Vegas
plan a trip to New York City
poem, interpret a
poetry, publish your
poker, learn how to play
pool, learn to shoot
pimples, get rid of
prepare a Thanksgiving dinner
production assistant, be a tv
professional wrestling, learn about
publish a book
publish your poetry

quilting, learn the basics of
quit smoking

raise, ask for a
Rao's, get into
read tea leaves
Real World, get on The
record label, get signed to a
refund, get a
register a trademark
rent a tuxedo
resign from your job
résumé, write an impressive
ring, buy an engagement
roaches, rats, and other pests, get rid of
rock climbing, go
roll your own cigarettes
romantic breakfast, cook a
romantic dinner, cook a
room, paint a
roommate, find a good
run a marathon

SAT, ace the
satellite television, get
school, get into a top business
school, get into law
scotch, choose a good
scuba diver, become a
séance, hold a
security of your apartment, improve the
serve high tea
set up a living budget
sex change, get a
shoot pool, learn to
short story published, get a
sitcom writer, be a
skydiving, go
smoke a cigar, choose and
smoking, quit
sneakers, buy a good pair of
snowboarding, go
soccer, learn the basics of
socially responsible investor, be a
speech, deliver an effective
speak with an Irish accent
sperm, donate
spy, be a
stand-up comedy, do
start an antique doll collection
stock your kitchen
student loans, pay off your
study martial arts
study skills, improve your
summer party, throw a
suit, buy a men's
supplements, learn about vitamins, minerals, &
sushi, enjoy

table manners, improve your
take great photographs
talent agent, get a
tan, get a (relatively) safe
tattoo, get a
teach English abroad
teacher, be a
tea leaves, read
tea, serve high
teeth, whiten your
testicular self-examination, perform a
Thanksgiving dinner, prepare a
therapist, choose a
throw a bachelor party
throw a Christmas party
throw a summer party
tone and flatten your abs
Toronto, find an apartment in
trademark, register a
traffic ticket, avoid getting
train your dog
tuxedo, rent a
tv news, get a job in
tv production assistant, be a
tv show, pitch a

understand a poem
used car, buy a
use eBay (and not get ripped off)
use feng shui

vacate your apartment
vegan, be a
visa, get a
vitamins, minerals, & supplements, learn about

waiter, be a
wash your clothes
web page, design your own
wedding gown, buy a
wedding shower, host a
weight, lose
whiten your teeth
whitewater rafting, go
window garden, grow a
win your Oscar pool
wine, learn the basics about
wine expert, fake being a
work for the CIA
workout, get a cheap home
write a business plan
write a children's book
write a cover letter
write an impressive résumé
writer, be a sitcom

yoga, learn the basics of