Contents - Diary of a
Mad
Web Lackey
Entries by Date
and Title
(often
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2008
2007
- Ice, Ice, Baby
- Warm and Cozy Kharma
- Goodbye, My Friend
- Round Up
- Fame
- Fingers of Fire
- March Away
- March Madness
- Scumbag Alert
- Pit Free At Last
- Morally Corrupt and Twice as Funny
- Dead Sea Scrolls
- Dogs Ate My Couch
- Is Paris Incarcerated?
- Happy Juneteenth!
- YouTube Me
- The Idiot in the Dell™
- I Am Not a Crook
- Patience is Not One of Nancy's Virtues
- Who Can Forget?
- Phoning It In
- Shop Till You Shouldn't
- Hairball
2006
- Reprieved
- Towel Day
- Taxes Done!
-
Analyze That
-
Home is the Traveler
-
Ahhchooo!
-
Wah!
-
Why Can't I use "Buried Alive"
as a Blog Title all Over Again?
-
We Won!
- Good Riddance to Bad FrontPage
- Publish or Perish
- Dreamweaver Crimes
- Whatever Can Go Wrong
- Our Hearts Are Still Bleeding
- Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
- We Goofed!
- Tsk
- Spam Scam?
2005
- Bearly There
- Word from Jakarta
- Martin Luther King,
Jr.
- Geekliness
- Lock Up
- Known Comforts
- Everything Counts
- The Price of Free
- Cook That!
- Ice Cream Tears
- Irish E-mail
- Affiliate This
- Teleseminars
- March Madness
- Life Caching
- Choices
- Serenity Now
- Burned on the Brain
- Blog Basics
- Thoughtless Cretins
- Thanks, Mom
- May Day, Mayday or
Pangalactic Gargleblaster, Stat!
- Triumph Of The Treacle
Side
-
I just wrote "December"
here. What does that tell you?
- Customer Service
- Out of Sync We Are
- I Hate Malware
- I Apologize
-
To Free or Not To Free
-
Seduced by Delusions of Competency
or Why I Am Not the Grammar Police
-
24 Hours Later
-
Quoth the Mad Web Lackey
-
I Am the Etiquette Police
- Out Damn Code
- Link That!
- Code Choking
- Meltdown
- On Target
-
Outstanding Customer Service
-
Software Dream
-
Lock Out at the Post Office
-
Do the Right Thing
-
Big Apology
- Sure Thing
-
The Worst, Worst, Worst
- Arrrrghhhhhh
- Gates of Swell
- Taxes or Titles
-
What is Gimpsy Smoking?
2004
- No Tai Chi for You
- Rules of Engagement
- Fiasco City
- Blood on the Ice
- Blame it on Varus
- And The Scapegoat
Is ...
- ASCII Directions
- New Motto
- Moving Day
- Who is Nancy?
What is She?
- Nine Years
- The Cheese Stands Alone
- All Fed Up and No Place
to Go
- Dumbledores
- Idiot's Delight
- Well, Oh Yeah
- Trunk Monkeys
- Advertising Genius,
I Think
- FrontPage Really Sucks
- Mega Problem
- See Mystic River
- Instructions
R Not Us
- We Must Be Nuts
- Help is on the Way
- Secrets and Lies
- FTP This!
- Repairing the Oversight
- I Won! I Won!
- Our Petty Horror
- Trickle Treat
- Short Stuff
- Panic in Prairie City
- Phone Phreaks
- Planning Ahead
- All's
Well
- Grouse On
- Meats and Other Food
Groups
- Normal Search
2003
- A Pox on All Their Houses
- Back in the Saddle
- Picking Them Off
- Exploding Heads
- Almost Groundhog Day
- Time to Hang It Up
- Pulling My Hair Out
- Hart of Darkness
- Fighting Fire
Ants
- Wishing Upon a Star
- Calling a Cuddle
- Lying Spam-Weasel
- Prune Tequila Ice
Cream
- Dog Thoughts
- Unconscious
Tyrannosaurus Defacer
- Goat Soap
- Spam Me No More
- Grump, Grump
- Choking on Code
- I Do NOT Have a Septic Tank
- Slaves of New Dork
- Neatness Counts
- I May Already Be a Winner
- Let's Twist Again
- Stove Wars
- Decorations
- I'm with Busey
- Party Hearty
- The Spam Also Rises
- Mighty Hunter, Mighty Fighter
- Good Samaritans
- Giant
Housecats
- Damned If I Do
- Summer Blahs
- 28 Days Later
- Lost Passport Woes
- Lost Passport - Part Two
- She's There!
- Total Information Overload
- Go Lance, Go
- New Attitude
- Mistake Proof Fence
- White Oleander
- Boomer Sooner
- Uh, Oh
- Blue Screen of Cat
- Back
to School Piercings
- Homecoming Shirts
- Fiasco
- September 11
- Where Has Nancy Been?
- Fireworks
- Brain Overload
- Breakfast with Imelda
- The
Rewards of Virtue
- Crushed
and Mutilated
- Saved by the Bounty Hunter
- Nancy's Famous Neighbors
- Giving a Little
- The Easy Way
- Holiday Diets
- Skip This Paycheck
2002
- Spongy Spur-Galled Scut
- Anointing by Guinea Pig
- Tailectomy
- Doughnuts and Feet
- Good as Gold
- We have a Dream
- My
Turn, My Turn
- The Ice Age Cometh
- Pizza Spinning
- Aspirin and OJ
- Copyright This
- Chainsaw
Cheers
- Mandarin Fish
- Banners Blazing
- Snot on Legs
- Ends and Odds
- Dear Wayne
- Going Digital Again
- Choosing Up
- Bunny Ears
- Death Wish
- Novocain
- Point and Shoot
- Black Panther
- April 19th
- Owner of Men's Necks
- Scammed
- Office Supplies
- Flag Waving
- Stop Screaming
- Backache
- Biz Cards
- Browser Bowser
- Combo Jumbo
- Darn Nice Download
- Out, Damn Frame
- School's Out
- Jet Lag
- Fish Forever
- Branding U
- They Really Love Me
- Bad Camera. Bad
- Playing Catch Up
- Woe, Woe, Whoa
- Jesse Saves the Day
- Going Ballistic
- Perdition Looms
- Heroes
- International Spam
- Martha Rules
- Teddy Mania
- Being Wari
- Bloody Shoes
- Déjà News
- What Did Your Last One Die Of?
- Out, Damn Spam
- Trash Killers
- Lightning Strikes
- Our Evolution
- Sisyphus
- Wide Load
- We Remember
- My Trash, Your Treasures
- Double Waterman
- Nearly Naked
- Migrating the Herd
- Fax Spam
- Insurance Policy
- Bulging Monkeys
- Marital Brain Damage
- Château Central
Oklahoma
- Murdered in My Bed
- Siege Mentality
2001
- I Begin the Diary
- E-Mail Signatures
& Spam
- I Hate FrontPage
- Domain Forwarding
- Go Team
- Delete and Die
- Links within Pages
- Too Much Content
- Error Watch
- Link Testing
- Growing Pains
- Be Careful What You
Ask For
- Still More Feedback
- Consistency &
Positioning
- Praise and Pans (Feedback)
- Frames and Fun
- Link Madness
- Ragweed Madness
- Fonts and More Fonts
- Oklahoma City: Time
Warp Again
- Mailing Lists
- Marketing Changes
- Personal Publishing
- Uncommon Customer Service
- Clipping Art
- Creative Efficiency
- Planning Ahead
- Bandwidth Theft
- Tuesday Rants
- 200 and Growing!
- More Useless Coding
- The Shame
- Too Many Hats, Only
One Head
- Seek and Ye Shall Find
- Loved Him, Hated Him
- A Scream in the Night
- The Big Green Blob
- Winning the Logo Wars
- Little Miss Sunshine
- Serendipity?
- Link Swapping
- Big Day for Microsoft
- SOHO Lament
- Taking Stock
- Digital Cameras
- Networking
- Cognitive Dementia
- Mea Culpa
- Falling Scree
- Top Level?
- Déjà Vu
- Publicity
- Gain is Gain
- Teamwork Day
- How Secure is Your
Password?
- Motivation Methods
- Snow Day
- I'm Baack
- Office Party Woes
- Keeping Up with the
Canines
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as 'viruses,' 'worms, 'Trojan horses' and 'licensed
Microsoft software.'" Dave Barry
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tendencies. ... Innocents must suffer. ... such is fate." Jude Watson, The Evil Experiment (Star Wars: Jedi Apprentice, Book 12)
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computer is better than me at chess ... but I'm better at
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whatsoever." Dave Barry
"I must be nuts." Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake
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the universe - those who can count and those who can't." Andromeda
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that can't be fixed by a couple of stiff drinks and a monkey." Norm
"Just give me a chance to prove
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more quotations
Since I'm pretty good
with titles - if I do say so myself, I'm always on the
lookout for another writer who shows no mercy in that
department. That's why I started reading Jill
Churchill's mystery series that includes such delights as A Groom with a View and War and Peas.
Think about it. Wouldn't you
rather read The House of the Seven Mables than The House of the Seven Gables? Nancy
PS It looks like some of
Churchill's books are out of print so I've used a generic
Jill Churchill link below.
series
If a book you're looking for is out of print, click on any link to Amazon Books Home Page, Amazon.ca, Amazon.co.uk, or Alibris to find out if it is available as a used book.
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